Mallory Langston

@primnimproper.bsky.social

1210 Followers 695 Following

Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, former indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.

Screenshot from the Pizza Hut Book It! App.
Car with massive tree limb in the back hatch. No, not like that. IN the back hatch. Through the glass. Bummer.
A doctor. Definitely not the October "Turn the Other Cheek" image from Craig Ansley's Sexy Jesus calendar.
Elfo (little black cat) relaxing in human's sweatshirt (that human is wearing)
Black cat lounging in front of yellow rose diptych by Sarah Creasman.
Extreme closeup of stripey cat with white patch on nose and mouth and little pink nose
Small black cat held like a terribly disorganized baby
A woozle, otherwise known as a black, mostly-Belgian Malinois mix, dog glancing sideways at the camera, curled up in a ridiculous position, hugging human's blanketed knee.
Big stripey black and gray tabby sleeping on chest of human. Human is using portable nebulizer because she's bad at breathing, but that is not cat's problem. Fair.
Supine human on sofa, covered in 3 black cats, one looking to camera, and one stripey cat. Black dog snoozes by human legs, covered in gray blanket and cats.
Sleepy little stripey cat, Socks, with his front leg outstretched over what appears to be a plush pillow, revealed to be a blanket concealing sleepy little black cat, Bean.