PrivateMe

@privateme.neocities.org

127 Followers 138 Following

i make stuff on the internet 🇬🇧 - GMT https://privateme.neocities.org

Word in the Windows Search with the new, shitty icons
My profile page, with my username, display name, followers, posts, bio and new handle with my website!!!
Discord presence message which says: Playing Visual Studio Code Editing index.html Workspace: Website 3 hours, 37 minutes and 37 seconds
Chris from "Everybody Hates Chris" with "Cookie" Not cookies, "Cookie" A big bag with one cookie in it
A Zypper update terminal on an openSUSE Tumbleweed machine that says: Warning: You are about to do a distribution upgrade with all enabled repositories. Make sure these repositories are compatible before you continue. See 'man zypper' for more information about this command. Computing distribution upgrade... The following 836 packages are going to be upgraded: then a lot of packages i cant be arsed writing, but you get the idea.
A Samsung update screen showing the OneUI 7 update.
A screenshot of a webpage for English homework (bedrocklearning.org), with my answer stating the following: Promulgate means to spread something. For example, the right corrupting young minds.
A screenshot of ClassCharts open to the behaviour section, with a negative point which says: S1 - Missed homework deadline (not meeting our 'dedication to learning' expectation) awarded by [BLURRED NAME FOR PRIVACY]
Help to teach kids how government works by simply taking all their sweets off them and telling them to fuck off. - fang, email
A Samsung update screen showing a downloading OneUI 6.1 security patch.
Me sitting in a living room, with the TV on playing Reform UK political content, and Nigel Farage is presenting. I'm flipping a middle finger at him.
A stag, looking to the left of the frame, lying down on grass.
An email from Google to me saying that my account storage is 25% full.
A diagram, outlining how to read time on an analogue clock.
Donald Trump visits the uk, and people stand at the side of the road, chanting: Hey! Donald Trump! We wanna know... why you're such a cunt!
A photograph of Chester Cathedral on a clear day. You can see the front of it, with people at the bottom. The sky is blue and there are little clouds. There's also a sign that says "Entrance" on top of a purple background.
I asked DeepSeek "What can you do that ChatGPT can't?" And it replied mentioning that it is Claude.
"Change my mind" meme: The tears for fears version of mad world is miles better than the gary jules version CHANGE MY MIND
A screenshot of @kingdonaldtrump.bsky.social
An Acer Aspire 5315 laptop open on the Windows XP desktop with the bliss background; green grass, blue skies and clouds. It also has the Winver screen open, showing the version of Windows it is running.
News article that says "Donald Trump has been handed a no-penalty sentence following his conviction in the Stormy Daniels hush money case."
Boris Johnson with hair all over the place.
A picture of me, with light brown hair, brown eyes, a red drawstring jacket and black t-shirt in front of a pink and purple marble background, with a watermark for itsnicsalad in the corner.
A page that says YPO Glue Sticks 40g - 200 Pack - £82.99
My Spotify queue with a bunch of songs that are absolutely not christmassy.
A Nintendo year in review which says PrivateMe - Favourite Game in 2024 - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
A happy Boris Johnson with sticking up hair.
A spotify wrapped that says: Top artists: cavetown, oasis, the beatles, red hot chilli peppers Top songs: everybody wants to rule the world, all the small things, when I come around, say it ain't so, tounge tied Minutes listened: 10,605
A brilliant picture with gingerbread men, a sun, flowers and three hearts.
A drinks bottle that says "This is a pressurised container. Open with care. Avoid physical impact and extremes of temperature as this may weaken the bottle. When opening, hold cap firmly, release slowly and point away from people or objects. Do not shake."
A website page that says: Important Announcement: What will happen when the Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp online service ends?
A skircle of people I've interacted with.
A Bluetooth devices list that says Vauxhall COMBO.
A Spotify playlist queue, listing some songs, namely, Teenage Kicks by The Undertones, Lithium by Nirvana, Learn to Fly by Foo Fighters, Times like These by Foo Fighters, The Rock Show by blink-182, Karma Police by Radiohead, Blue Hair by TV Girl and Everybody Talks by Neon Trees. (That took a while to write)
A list on Trakt that says Most Watched Shows, listing Friday Night Dinner, Stranger things and Phoenix Nights.