✨ simon ✨

@probablyagoldfish.de

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all of my hobbies can be described as "i don't know of it's cool or i should bully you about it" and both would be objectively correct. he/him (probably); trans rights are human rights.

Phone Screenshot of a superuser.com post titled “Suppress Razer Synapse Nagware from prompting to install” with the body text “My workplace has a bunch of Razer mice. Every now and again when I plug in my a Razer mouse to my Windows 10 machine I get a malware screen from Razer prompting me to install Razer Synapse software. Despite having a prompt to “Never Install,” it continues to prompt me to install it occasionally. The things that can bring up the prompt again include: Plugging in a new/different Razer mouse. Uninstalling/reinstalling USB root hub. Random other reasons I’m not certain of. This is getting very annoying. In the future we will not buy razor products but with the current line of devices, is there a way to prevent this from happening? I have asked on the Razer forums but they have gone as far as to delete my followup posts on this issue, so thought to ask here.”
Photo of a white dresser with a large stack of plates, mugs, an electric coffee grinder and an espresso machine placed on top.
Two pictures of Abe Simpson memes: 1) Him telling war stories, originally he said “So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style of the time”; the caption says “So I saved my files on my own computer, which was the style of the time. 2) Screenshot of the Old Man Yells at Cloud meme, but the cloud Abe Simpson is telling at has a Microsoft Azure logo on it.
Screenshot of the Apple Music app showing a playlist called "This Playlist’s Name Used to be Longer Than a Panic! At The Disco Title (by Fall Out Boy)". A description text below reads "It still is. But it used to be, too."
Screenshot of a illustration of an an Apple iMac showing a picture of a 70s subway car.
screenshot of the result from an online quiz: “hyperfemme lesbian. you may be into women but that is NOT going to stop you from being girly and/or extra. that's not to say that you're completely indistinguishable from straight girls; you're almost feminine in the way a gay guy is feminine, if that makes sense? it's very distinctly queer if you know what to look for.”
The two female teachers from The Simpsons standing around and smoking; they’re saying “‘Embiggens?’ Hm, I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield.”, “I don’t know why, it’s a perfectly cromulent word.”
The Monorail man from The Simpsons (a blonde man with a red jacked and bow tie) standing in front of a blackboard that reads “MONO = ONE; RAIL = RAIL”. He is holding up his right arm as he’s explaining the concept to an audience.
Photo of a dark table with multiple cars from the Game Cards Against Humanity; the winning card is “Oestrogen” “___. It’s a trap!”
A picture of a black t-shirt in front of a white background. White block text at chest height reads "You're BOEING to die". In small letters below: "Well There's Your Problem Podcast. Philadelphia, PA"
Photo of a bus that fell backwards into a crater that opened up in the road. Bus accident at Trudering station (near Munich) on Sep 20, 1994 due to a tunnel collapse during subway construction.
Screenshot of website spankpls.com kink archetype test results: "The Performer. You live for the spotlight, whether on stage or watching from the wings. The thrill of being seen or seeing others in vulnerability or power electrifies you. BDSM is a performance, a dance of exhibition and voyeurism, where every gesture is amplified, every reaction savored. The audience, real or imagined, heightens the experience, turning scenes into masterpieces of shared energy. Likely preferences Taking Photos • Masturbation • Jack Off Instructions • Blowjob • Facials"
Photo of a new German Intercity Express (I.C.E) train on rails
Screen ran from Mean Girls (movie): Three women sitting in a silver convertible with the top down. The subtitle, said by the blonde driver to someone offscreen reads "Get in loser, we're going shopping."
Twitter screenshot from @akirarmsarms: "At a certain magnitude of count severity, getting misgendered by your family stops hurting and starts being funny. I have D cups, Grandpa. The waitress thinks you have demetia."
Young man wearing a dark blue blazer, dark jeans posing in front of a mirror
photograph of a recipe poster for an Espresso Martini. 4 cl Vodka, 4 cl Espresso, 3cl Coffee Liqueur, 1-2 cl sugar syrup. Shake with 2-3 ice cubes until foamy.
screenshot of a tweet by @eevee from 19 Feb 2020 that reads "why are all the hot girls from the same country? like where even is 🏳‍⚧?"
mirror selfie of a young man in a white t-shirt and shorts at the gym
photo of a mug of half-drunk black coffee placed on a couch's armrest. Next to it is a black laptop
Screenshot from the webtoon "It's Kind of A Funny Story". A character reads the following definition: "Demiromantic: an individual who does not experience romantic attraction until they have formed a deep emotional connection with someone", then asks a group of people if that is not what everyone feels like. When he's told "No" by most of them, he seems to start realizing something about himself
A picture of a black t-shirt in front of a white background. White block text at chest height reads "You're BOEING to die". In small letters below: "Well There's Your Problem Podcast. Philadelphia, PA"
Two linear light fixtures. One's plastic has yellowed to an orange color, the other is it's original beige.
Photo of a newspaper article with pictures of three cats. The images subtile is "A recent study has confirmed what cat owners have long known: Cats understand when spoken to, but they choose to ignore most of what people say." Below that the headline reads "Study: Our cats understand us, but they don't really care".
Someone holding a latte Macchiato with Amarettini cookies and a record player and record sleeve in the background
A bike path and sidewalk run side by side. The sidewalk is blocked by construction containers and a barrier. In front is a sign for a shared bike/pedestrian path and a warning sign for construction vehicles.