World's Hottest Fat Dude

@probablyweird.bsky.social

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Ex-paramedic. Corporate sellout. Unexpected Master's Holder. Solidarity forever. Militant yinzer. he and also him, often his as well.

a shirtless selfie of a white man with brown hair, blue eyes, and metal framed rectangular glasses
a selfie of a self-described handsome white man with light brown hair and blue eyes with a scruffy beard wearing a green hoodie and blue tshirt showing
A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.
Astronauts in EVA suits looking at Earth. One asks "There is no political solution?" The second astronaut, behind the first and pointing a gun at him replies "Never has been."
a photo of a tank crewman pointing a firearm at a camera, it is captioned "there is no political solution"
A selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and a black hoodie that says "A Better Way 2A" on it. I just got a haircut.
A video of me completing a stage at a United States Practical Shooting Association competition, I'm not very good.
A meme reading "I'm very vulnerable rn if any bad bitches want to take advantage of me"
a two panel image of a soldier in chemical protective gear. The top panel says "Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but" the bottom panel continues "the future is unknowable and will be determined by how hard we fight now for a loving world"
a selfie of me, a white dude with brown hair and blue eyes
A selfie of me and the partially obscured flag behind me which reads "Make Racists Afraid Again"
A flag with a dagger through a skull which says "Make racists afraid again"
a glowing eyes meme where a person is wielding an AK-74 as a baseball bat with a prompt stating "The violence has escalated" and an option to press "OK"
A sepia toned photo of French-Algerian philosopher Albert Camus wearing a trench coat and holding a cigarette in his lips.
me, a white man with dark blond/light brown hair and blue eyes wearing a white tank top
a selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and dark blond hair in a white tank top.
a sex values test indicating that i am feminine-attracted, hypersexual, dominant, kinky, and a hedonist
My sex values quiz results which identify me as a feminine-attracted hypersexual dom
a shirtless selfie of me, a white man with dark blonde hair, full rim square glasses, and blue eyes.
A selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and very dark blond hair wearing a navy blue tshirt
a permanent ban notification from twitter for "violent speech" after stating we didn't execute enough nazis after WWII.
I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease: Tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long
it's me, a white man with dark blond/light brown hair and blue eyes in a white tank top with visible chest hair
a picture of a white man's arm which has very faint freckles and a black and grey tattoo of a camera
a selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and dark blond hair wearing a navy blue tshirt
a white man's forearm, it has two tattoos on it, one of partially obscured text and one of a vintage rangefinder camera
chad meme that says "yes"
a selfie of me, a white man, with dark blond hair and blue eyes, in a tank top with exposed chest hair
a selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and short cropped hair wearing a white tank top with exposed chest hair
a meme which says "i am looking not respectfully in the slightest, in fact i am drooling violently"
a dimly lit shirtless selfie of me, a white man
a selfie of me, a blue eyed white man, with messy dark blond hair, long stubble, and a smirk.
Meme with a small mouse in a hollowed out pickle with the caption "Dudes be like 'I'm in a pickle.' Oh really? This you?"
a meme of a selection of plastic containers without lids with "NEED TOP" overlaid in the style of Dark Sould
Bluesky Screenshot showing a Rate Limit Exceeded error
An AR-15 style rifle with a low power variable optic mounted upon it, a free float barrel with an MLOK handguard, it is missing some non-critical parts. Two patches rest upon it, one has an AK-47 overlaid on the progress pride flag which says "Defend Equality", the other is a parody patch which has a bowl of Pho overlaid onto the patagonia logo which says "phoward"
A meme that makes a joke about the opposite of "casual sex" being "ranked, competitive sex"
A selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and wavy/curly dark blond hair
A selfie of me, a clean shaven white man with blue eyes and dark blond/light brown short cropped hair wearing a navy blue T-shirt.
Picture of Australian soldiers crossing the remains of Château Wood on duckboards, Battle of Passchendaele (Third Battle of Ypres)