Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★

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Semi-sentient cell bundle free-falling thru spacetime. Libertarian socialist, antifascist, friend to LGBTQIA+. We/us, not taken not looking. Borges fan, Jung ponderer, Farker, unreliable at DMs (sorry). PNW 🇨🇦🍁 Cryptobros, TERFs, fascists → blocked 🚯

There are three people. Left wing: "We're gonna make sure everyone's needs are met." Right wing: "We're gonna exterminate entire social groups cuz we believe they're impure." Centrists: "I can't tell you two apart."
A trollquote meme. Picture of the kid from The Sixth Sense. It is incorrectly attributed, "They mostly come at night. Mostly." --Carol-Anne, The Shining
"Accuse the other of that which you are guilty." --Joseph Goebbels, n@zi propaganda minister
A clown ties the shoelaces on their oversized shoes.
A black and white photo of a dead Nazi soldier lying face down in the mud. The caption reads: "This is your son on authoritarian nationalism"
A woman stands beside a puppet and a picture of Italy's WW2 dictator. Rebecca: "I can't tell what it is, Mr Squiggle." Mr Squiggles: "That's because it's upside-down, Rebecca." 2nd frame, the Mussolini image has been rotated: Rebecca: "Oh! It's Mussolini!"
Donald Trump, photoshopped to appear in a still image from the 2010 video "Miracles" by Insane Clown Posse. Sparkly text reads: "Fucking MAGA nuts".
Donald Trump, photoshopped to appear in a still image from the 2010 video "Miracles" by Insane Clown Posse. Sparkly text reads: "Fucking MAGA nuts".
Recaptioned scene from Star Wars: "So this is how Lindsey Graham dies. With thunderous applause"
quote by Adam Smith: "Landlord's has its origin in robbery. The landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent for even the natural produce of the earth."
Infographic by watchdog group TrackAipac reporting Democratic senator Patty Murray of Washington state received $524,336 from pro-Israel political action committees.
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There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they’ve already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empires’s authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this: Try. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQd4JdFP0d0
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Two women in early 20th-century work clothes sit eating lunch. 2: "My father sys socialism's the work of the devil." 1: "Sounds like mine." 2: [laughs] 1: "But if poverty is the work of God, then I'm with the devil."
Simpsons bus driver/sign meme: bus driver: Don't make me tap the sign." sign: "Let this radicalize you rather than lead you to despair." https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dont-make-me-tap-the-sign
caption: "3 years after the Battle of Yavin, Mon Mothma deciding who to send to investigate reports of a major construction project near Endor..." Mon Mothma is depicted as the girl from the TV commercial for the Old El Paso taco kit, standing in front of human and Mon Calamari officers in the Rebel fleet briefing room. Mon Mothma: "Why not Bothans?"
The Enterprise-D approaches and a fake ST:TNG title card reads: "Oops The Safeties On The Holodeck Failed Yet Again"
A shelf label reads: "DVD video, Hello Kitty Eats Her V, 9.99"
Han Solo glows as the carbonite block in which he is hibernating begins to melt. Return of the Jedi (1983)
Christ at a microphone saying "Literally eat the rich. James 5:1-4."
Stockwell Day arrives at a press conference on a jet ski on Lake Okanagan the day after being elected to the House of Commons.
A picture of the first page of Douglas Adams' book "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy". The relevant excerpt: "And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, one girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything. Sadly, however, before she could get a phone to tell anyone about it, a terribly stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever. This is not her story."
Five French mastiff puppies.
Two people hug through a plastic barrier. The plastic is labeled "dog poo bag". The two people hugging are labeled "my hand" and "a warm hand".
A very large brown dog looks out the window as it smothers their human on a living room chair.
Chuck Schumer current polling at 24.0% favorable, 48.2% unfavorable.
2-panel comic. Two sharks are having a conversation. Kevin: "Ben, I know I'm a good white shark, but I don't feel great." Ben: "You're a great white shark, Kevin." Kevin: "Thank, dude. I just needed to hear that today."
Pictured is the starship USS Voyager emitting a powerful beam from its forward deflector array. The text reads, "I'm redirecting all power through the main deflector dish, and beaming positive vibes your way."
A rat takes a lick of an orange creamsicle that is being held close to them by a human hand.
A roll of green artificial turf.
A frequently-stolen street sign in Canada: "Town Ho End"
Picture of US general Sherman during the civil war. Text reads: "You have been visited by Burnin' Sherman. Confederate sympathizers will surrender again, but only if you comment, 'Do it again, Uncle Billy'."
"Break the system that breaks you."
Meme featuring an 80s video game with kaiju climbing damaged buildings. Caption reads: "Destruction of property is the most valid form of protest in a society that values property over human life."