Michael Procopio, Franklin Pangborn impersonator.

@procopster.bsky.social

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Author of Spatchcock. Very fond of gin. https://spatchcock.substack.com/

Three high school students behead carrots with a guillotine.
Cherry Smash with gin.
Stan Laurel admires Oliver Hardy's tie.
Marion Craine dead eye from Psycho
Jane admires a bulge
Cross section of an Amarena cherry and almond coffee cake.
Carol Channing drinking champagne in a WWI era biplane.
Mason Reese in a stovepipe hat on the cover of a 1973 TV Guide.
Le Balcon, Édouard Manet, 1868-69.
Elsie the cow, Rotolactor spokesmodel and mass deportation fan girl.
Belgian movie poster for the film Down Argentine Way (1940)
Karolyn Grimes and James Stewart as ZuZu and George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life.
The word "Bleak" in white letters with Pres. Tr*mp standing between the letters b and l.
Movie poster of the 1977 film Chatterbox, starring Candice Railson as a woman with a talking vagina that has a mind of its own.
Bottle of orange Georgian wine.
Cape Sundew in a floral teacup.
AI generated image of an alcoholic wannabe supervillain in a tight fitting stars & stripes outfit.
Cher's mother, Georgia Holt, wearing a burlap sack dress and bucket on her head as Paris couture in I Love Lucy.
Apple CEO and Vichy Gay Tim Cook next to the Apple logo with the words "Think Indifferent" underneath.
Amintyville Horror Movie Poster
Lord Peter Wimsey, without monocle.
Dick Cavett in white briefs & socks holding a book entitled "A New You."
Claude Rains as Prince John in The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938]
Undead mug of tepid stool water Stephen Miller.
Angela Lansbury as Eleanor Shaw Iselin in The Manchurian Candidate.
Image of Geraldine McEwan (left) as Lucia and Prunella Scales (right) as Miss Elizabeth Mapp
California sea otter relaxes on a Sunday afternoon.
Black & white still of a white man with an expression of ecstasy in evening dress placing a woman's fingers in his mouth from the Luis Buñuel film L'Age d'Or.
Four pasty white middle aged Americans sighing on the bridge of sighs in Venice, Italy
Image of my Hulu cancellation that starts, "We'll miss ya, Michael."
Muppet theatre critics Statler and Waldorf up in the balcony.
Robert Redford and Timothy Hutton sitting on outdoor bleachers discussing a scene during the shooting of Ordinary People (1980).
Elvis Presley in tighty whities during army medical exam.
Anthony Perkins looking creepy in Psycho (1960)
Maya Angelou and Jessica Mitford playing Boggle.
Eight year old me posing with a block of cement with Ann Miller's hand and foot prints.
Tiny tufted tit-tyrant on a tree branch.
Actor Nicholas Clay in black swim trunks with lower ass cleavage on display.
Cremated remains in a blue velvet box.
Puppet King Friday XIII on a balcony.
Nun wearing black high heels.
Pousse-Café cocktail
White man in a light blue crew neck sweater with abnormally large, unnaturally white teeth,
A painting by J.E. Millais of a now-mad Ophelia floating in a brook shortly before drowning from Shakespeare's Hamlet Photoshopped into a bowl of S.E. Asian-inspired broth with rice noodles.
Two middle aged white men with wide eyed expressions with Lake Como and little Alps behind them.
A bottle of very cheap brandy.
A bunch of teenagers dancing with telephones from the film Bye Bye Birdie.
Catherine Deneuve with fingers in a bowl of flour while managing to keep her golden puffy sleeves pristine.
A strange looking sea creature with a light blue shaggy body and coordinating hay-colored eyebrows and crown.
Graffito of a man with a club chasing a fascist shaped like a swastika.
Teenage boy in wire rimmed glasses and a tennis sweater looks with lusty anticipation as blond friend is about to guillotine three carrots. Dark haired girl with perm laughs.
Two middle aged men with beards and folded arms standing under a rainbow at Lake Como, Italy.