Mom'umentally Massive

@prodigiouspurpl.bsky.social

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Large Hydra Lady, probably loves you and hopes you're eating well! 🔞Potentially NSFW🔞 She/They, 30+, 🏳️‍⚧️ Married to @ruthredmane.bsky.social Poly, Size/Disability Visibility, 🇵🇸, ACAB #hydracookery for cooking posts! #hydratums for RL bbw content

A hand holding a coffee-filled mug titled "Best M💜m Ever" in front of a whiteboard covered in small drawings of friends and community instead of grocery lists and chore tasks as intended
A hamburglar ass looking motherfucker, named Kefkah, cackling manically atop his Magitech pyramid
Toasted oat cereal bars on wax paper, seasoned with fresh grated nutmeg, cut into rough squares, and finished with a peanut butter drizzle and flaky salt
Two pots on a black glass top stove, the left containing unpeeled Yukon gold potatoes, the right containing peeled idaho potatoes.
A man stand alone between two walls of king oyster mushrooms, looking away from the camera and reviewing the vast stretches of phallic-shaped fungi that droop ponderously from their suspended mycelium growbags. A lone door at the end of the mushroom hall beckons him and the viewer onward, the mushrooms have such things to show us.
Various white board doodles, a shitty kobold, two vials, a lumex and a dragon all thinkin'bout beans
A majestic Russian blue cat sits nestled in a pile of blankets post living room cleaning, a whiteboard full of notes blurred behind him. He has no braincells and a pompous gaze.
A disgusting, worm-like creature with a gaping, slavering maw that sprays dribble whenever speaks. Whenever it speaks, it lies, and whenever it lies, the world hurts. Vitriol is all that emanates from it's dumbly agape asshole of a mouth, beneath a badly brushed, wavering toupe. Small, tiny appendages wiggle uselessly to either side. So that describes President Trump, and that's really what this worm looks like.
A massive three-headed hydra, amethyst scaled and creamy hide, sauces a plate, serving dinner to the much smaller catboy seated in the oversized booth. The left-head focuses on the service of dinner, while the Middle head casts a mock-glare at the Right head giving a cheeky glance to their well-known patron. A retired warhammer and tower shield are mounted upon the wall behind the booth, the innkeeper's aged tack implying an active, adventurous youth, belying their current immensity of matronly softness.
A round sticker showcasing a cartoon opossum curled around a voting ballot, filling it out with a pen. "RVA VOTES" captions the bottom in red and blue gradient bubble letters
Our Lord and Savior Gabumon, a blue and yellow reptilian digimon with purple claws and highlights on their midriff, tied to a cross in a bizarre homage?reference?reimagining? of the crucifixion upon the hills of Golgotha. By his sacrifice are all digidestined reborn.
Glass of ginger fermented apple 'soda', highlighting the fine curtain of microbubble steadily streaming from the golden liquid below to form a small head.
Headshot of Zori, pen on paper by Ruth Redmane, WIFE EXTRAORDINARE
An aluminum pot full of soup, herbed broth unctuous with homemade chicken stock, full of carrot obliques, chopped kale, white beans, and ditalini noodles.