[//] Professor Hazard

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David Harbour Jr. stating "Only I am allowed to ad-lib for the benefit of all." on the set of Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein
What appears to be a blue red panda with tree antlers and bat wings
Predator Handshake where one side is Anakin Skywalker, the other side is Asgore Dreemurr, and in the middle is their mutual murdering of children
A stat sheet for the staff Wabbajack, which says "A blast from Wabbajack with an unpredictable effect."
https://bsky.app/profile/jamellebouie.net/post/3mpyvxbu5as2u
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_of_Columbus
The financier?
A strange man trudges through the desert. Buzzards circle overhead.
a laughing, nearly dead Captain Dathon says "gilgamesh :)" in comic sans
House of the Dragon, Season 3, Episode 1. Sheepstealer the dragon regurgitates and flambés a sheep to see if his potential rider will eat it. She does so, and thus they will presumably now be bros.
Pip is sitting on the chair back by the window.
a grey and white spotted kitten is sleeping and smiling
5 reposts 4 quotes 200 likes 1 save - and that's at time of it being reposted by the OP
a mouse-drawn picture of Zoidberg and a list of five characters from Chrono Cross: serge harle kid poshul starky Okay, I admit that I couldn't remember Starky's name but I have his action figure from the deluxe Chrono Cross box set so I'm cashing it in for a free google of his name
Stregobor from The Witcher Netflix series
A drawing labeled "JUVENILE SATYR (HATCHLING)". The drawing depicts a pudgy baby thing that is goat from the waist down, a baby torso with no arms, and a gross goat head going "Byeh-h-h-h~".
Tim Sweeney can suck a fart out of my ass but
Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! https://store.steampowered.com/app/3642010/Truckkun_is_Supporting_Me_from_Another_World/
Got high, drew my head as a spaceship. Just prog rock things. The familiar Professor Hazard head shape is rendered as a spacecraft of some kind, with hair and beard turned into solar sails, a geodesic cranium, cowlick flags and hair jets. Sorry, the visually impaired, this one's just gonna have to be incomprehensible!
Old West VR Mulder with sword
The Roaring Titan from Deltarune
an extremely tiny white kitten with grey spots
A bear says "Oh! That is truly the limit."
I would have copied and pasted the text but it wouldn't let me. If you are blind or low vision, ask a friend for something more important than reading this
A sign saying: We Buy Houses *Any Condition / Get Cash Fast* 423-524-9800 it is written in the Terraria font
Shredder is holding a big ol' flower that one of his babies gave him
A photograph of GOD⭐JESUS, the Japanese prayer robot
MAKE IT A MEAL
ryan07king stating "I'm not excusing what I do", a statement that is very different from "there's no excuse for what I did"
Stan Smith intoning "IF MY TERMINOLOGY IS CORRECT, I'M A POWER TOP."
Special Agent Fox Mulder says "We're still trapped underground."
Blank Blankson, the anonymous G-man, steals The Intelligence from a Team Fortress 2 style wooden building. He is wearing a kevlar vest, a red necktie, red gloves, and a red banded black fedora, as well as black trenchcoat and pants. Close inspection will reveal that the classified documents in question are Girl Scout Cookies recipes.
Three barely visible parachutists are dropping out of the night sky.
A screenshot from American Dad. Steve Smith tells Francine Smith "They made a bagel just like a real New York bagel."