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screenshot of super mario sunshine showing Kug, an unused enemy who appears as a 2D texture of a crude drawing of a goomba
gay venom pride flag
screencap of ethan nicolle (writer for veggietales) on twitter saying "The veggie tales are not saved. Jesus didn't die for vegetables."
a page of sketches of Zeit, Greta, and a malformed attempted at a Snirfie
edit of the digiorno pizza and cookies box that adds "& knuckles"
Screenshot of Big Think Dimension #379. Noel (a 3D vtuber woman) is very large and glaring down at Bob (a live action man) and his three identical clones. Kris (a 2D illustrated pngtuber who is an aristocratic catboy with purple hair) is even larger than Noel, and Dr. Aggro (a 2D image of a cube with an illustration of a bearded man's face in front of lightning on each surface) is slightly off-center
poster for the grinch 3: blast of the beam
simon from the chipmunks doing crossed arms pose
mesh bag of "fun pops"
A "9 Steam Games I Want to Spread" chart featuring the following games: ZeroRanger, ANTONBLAST, Wild Guns Reloaded, Anthology of the Killer, Copy Kitty, Penny's Big Breakaway, Kero Blaster, A Whole Wolfrush, and Unsighted
digital sketch of my OC, Charm, drawn by leirinarts.bsky.social
drawing of my oc Charm by ME!!!
screenshot of Sprawl Zero, a 2000s style first person shooter game, with settings applied to make it look like it might have looked if it came out in 2006
Merlina from Sonic and the Black Knight
screenshot of an obvious spam email containing lots of bracketed text, capital letters with spaces in between, and nonsense word salad
artwork from archie's sonic the hedgehog comic issue 128 showing the unnamed lizard-like alien character
ai-generated study notes from the above quiz, including highlights such as "Parappa Town is actually located in Canada...This fictional setting is part of the quirky world created for the series"
photoshopped image of a basketball player making a shot towards earth from the moon
screenshot of two tweets from Rihanna dated 2014, one says "Super Mario baby" and the other says "Super fucking Mario!" with five exclamation points
Screenshot of a 3-out-of-5-star Backloggd review of Ridge Racer for the Playstation 1 by Professor Badvibes. it reads as follows: "going off of Jeremy Parish's evaluation of what makes a good pack-in game it feels criminal that the Playstation wasn't launched with Ridge Racer in the box. the coastal vistas, sports cars, and thumping house beats of ridge racer's world crave the opportunity to flaunt mid-90s wealth. they beg to be blown up onto a 27-inch CRT, sound system fully hooked up, to show off to a crowd of poorer houseguests in the ultimate declaration of how you are the Michael Jordan of irresponsible video game purchases"
screencap of a youtube video of cgi donkey kong superimposed in front of a live action woman with a comment below saying "That's nuts. I had no idea he was real."
screencaps of a mcdonald's banner ad from 2005 reading "i'd hit it, i'm a dollar menu guy"
digital artwork of three cartoon characters standing in front of a blurred screenshot of luigi's mansion. Seap, the character on the far left, is standing with his hand on his hip and saying "Gee, whoever lives here must have it made!". Ryan, in the middle, looks nervous as sweat comes off her forehead. Rosa, on the right, is smoking a haunted blunt while drooling and looks nervously at the ghost coming out of the lit end.
Photo of a plush toy based on Nuggy, Anaugi's sona, sitting next to a Playstation 2 controller on top of a bed with black sheets. In the background is a CRT TV and a Playstation 2 running the game Shinobi. The game's case is displayed on top of the Playstation 2.
screenshot of sonic adventure dx title screen
screenshot of a tweet from display name Booby the Bitch, account name Giant Toilet, reading "bpd girlfriend waving a knife at me from across the kitchen screaming about how i'm on a cia mission to fuck her sister and i'm cowering on top of the fridge trying to throw xanax into her open mouth like a carnival game"
photo of a laptop playing an episode of family guy with a green filter. text is overlaid reading "been getting into watching Green Family Guy lately it's where i watch normal family guy episodes but i put this green filter on my screen and listen to boards of canada"
bluesky screenshot of the developer of 500 Caliber Contractz (Bryce B) liking my post about the game
screenshot of user's Backloggd homepage showing that she has played 500 games, the latest being Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, Armor Police Unit Gallop, and Gemini Wing
edited devil may cry 3 screenshot of vergil asking the player to challenge him in Green Mode
scud
clip of Sonic Racing Crossworlds, a kart racing game, where the player falls off the track and is subsequently trapped in a loop of falling as the game tries and fails to move them back to the course
fireblu on the hot pockets box
photo of Sega Ages Phantasy Star running on a computer monitor. the Master System game is running in a window to the left while there are separate windows showing character stats, money on hand, and a world map. the game is showing a portrait of a cat/fox like creature saying "I'm Myau"
cover of Aqua's album, Aquarium, from 1997
photo of a spongebob squarepants branded school folder
illustration from a walmart graphic tee from the 2000s depicting a Gamer wearing a backwards baseball cap and making a deranged face while enjoying a video game on a CRT television
diagram of early chrono trigger party members as part of a "modern nuclear family". lucca and marle as a loving lesbian couple, crono as a queerplatonic malewife, robo as the nonbinary adoptive child, and frog as woke frog
toriel
gameplay clip of a bunch of girls standing in a circle hitting each other with melee weapons in fortnite
Video showing an auto dubbed Youtube video saying ridiculous mistranslations of Japanese
cropped screenshot of the poster's Backloggd account, showing she's recieved 81 likes over 100 reviews posted to the site
"Um Tranny Lammy" comic by nikki morgen
screenshot from Housemarque's new game Saros, showing energy projectiles with an egrious amount of particle effects being shot in a pattern
screenshot of an ebay search for VR headsets, showing various models for sale at less than $99.99 USD
screenshot of metroid prime 4 switch 2 edition
a 12 second clip of portal 2 where the player walks onto a launcher, flies directly up toward a tall ceiling, hits the player character's head on said ceiling producing a crunching noise implying the player character has sustained a harsh head injury, and falls back towards the launcher to repeat this process several times.
Screenshot of Dante from devil may cry 5 doing a sick combo
Photo of a desk mat with a design based on Sonic the Hedgehog 3's special stage
Scan of an English-language magazine review of Puyo Puyo Sun, which interprets the Japanese text reading "γ·γ‚ˆγ·γ‚ˆ" in the game's logo as "Ijidkijidk"
A photo of four envelopes laid out across a table, each addressed to a different payment processor
'Like game' infographic made by zefirohowls.bsky.social. it reads the following: Leam about my VGM tastes! 1 like = 1 answer! 1. Best title screen music 16. Best character-specific theme 2. Best reveal trailer music 17. Best final boss theme 3. Favourite chill/relaxing track 18. Most personally nostalgic track 4. Best lyrical track in a game 19. Best track from a retro game 5. Best credits song 20. Favourite fan-made song 6. Most underrated OST 21. Best area-specific theme 7. Best non-boss battle music 22. Favourite racing game song 8. Best orchestral theme 23. Most overrated OST 9. Favourite rhythm game song 24. Best opening cinematic theme 10. Favourite song from this year 25. Favourite soundbite/jingle 11. Most emotional track 26. Creepiest background music 12. Favourite fighting game song 27. Best recuming series theme 13. Best mid-game boss theme 28. Best portable game track 14. Most annoying theme 29. Worst music track in a game 15. Favourite remix/cover 30. Overall favourite OST! made by zefirohowls.bsky.social <3 bonus points for not repeating games!
A submission to the website in the quoted post. It is an Undertale text box reading "Undertale changed the way that I look at video games and at art in general". The portrait to the left of the text is an edited picture of the character Alphys. She is smiling with a green heart above her head.
meme of chiyo from azumanga daioh crying with a caption full of unintelligible crying noises and sobbing emoji
Twitter post from LakeFeperd describing experiences with The Great Lange. Transcript is as follows: This seems to be correct, I can confirm. But here's some of my experiences with him. Back when I was aroud 16 and making Before the Sequel back in 2010 or 2011, I remember giving away my source code to Lange for reasons that I cant remember. Lange then made some changes to the source code and told me to use them in the game, I refused, I didn't want to use his changes and after a long back and fourth lange would not take no for an answer, the conversation likely went on for hours and lange kept insisting I should add his changes to my game. This is a pattern of behavior that remained unchanged since I've known lange, even back in 2018, 2019 he remained the same, if Lange wants something he will keep insisting on it to the point it becomes harassment, the only way to get him to stop is to leave the conversation otherwise he wont take no for an answer. Lange has acted and spoken like this with several minors, Sonic Overture originally started as a small project which he infiltrated and went on to abuse its members to create something he wanted. Overture crashed and burned and everyone I know who's been a part of it has been burned and abused by Lange, Some of which were minors. Now, If you want proof, well, I cant give you any, Lange is so unbelievably persistent that those who want the abuse to stop have to leave him forever and avoid mentioning him at all outside of private circles, because if he gets a chance to speak with those he abuses again, he will, and he will abuse them again for his own reasons. What are his reasons? I've no idea, it's hard to say but Lange gives out major cult leader vibes, from what I know he seems to be an egotistical pathological liar that will use just anyone to do whatever he wants, be that a sonic fan project or wage war against a sonic community who he believes has wronged him in the past. Completely childish behavior.
photo of a terrible comic drawn on a sketchbook with a purple colored pencil. In the upper left is a caricature of the author saying "I haven't picked up a pencil in months", wearing a shirt with the word "shirt" on it. below is the caricature looking down and saying "maybe I should talk about my grievances." it is wearing sonic the hedgehog's shoes and her shirt now says "SHIT". to the left is a drawing of twilight sparkle with a crude snake head aligned to the y axis and to the right is a crude drawing of Mario saying "jesus christ" under a caption saying "MARIO TIP'S!". At the bottom of the page is the caricature getting its head cut off by a demon with bulging eyes, sharp teeth, spikes, and a vaguely human like body. The caricature is making a sad/confused expression and her shirt now says "HI". crude drawings of doom enemies and a pistol are at the very bottom of the page
photo of the ending screen of Super Mario Bros for NES running on a CRT television
mario 64 mario posing with a star while ralsei's carcass is in the background
Tumblr screenshot. First post is text reading "this bitch is playing undertale celestial nightcore lainpilled glitch effect bass boosted turbo slut Verizon Fios extra tone phonky breakcore edits. i've discovered how far i'll go for PUSSY". Post underneath is a picture of Dracula Flow edited to look like he's saying the first post in a speech balloon