The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis

@professionalbum.bsky.social

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Berkeley gutterpunk turned Graybeard anarcho-socialist. Don't cite the deep shitposts to me, I was there when they were written. He/Him, Trans Rights, ACAB.

The sitting President of the United States is a fascist and child rapist.
He's going to sit on that fat boy.
The poster from 'Weekend at Bernies', a 80s comedy exploring the then-rediculous premise of pretending someone is alive for personal gain, before that became conservative policy...
A spearman of the Adeptus Custodes standing on cracked marble.
How the GOP discuss anything, a fucking Ouija board.
Shrek asking Donkey of we can have an american politician *not* involved in. A sexual assault scandal for five fucking minutes.
The National Mall on Jul 4th, 1976
🍊's embarrassing Nazi Fest and Cornhole Championship, featuring a Ferris Wheel that mangled a child, and the Shite d'Triumph.
Calvin dreaming of being Tracer Bullet, Private Detective.
A wargame fight between two biker squads.
A gif of a Trench Crusade Anti-Tank Communicant, with a crude crucifix strapped to its back.
Hitchcock wants you to shoot Nazis in the face, it's the only way to cure them
A clip of Orange Julius painted as an Imperial Roman general, the caption is 'fullofshiticus'
Never forget that on this day in 793AD, a group of Vikings selflessly rescued the treasures of Lindisfarne from a great fire after the monks mysteriously and spontaneously died.
An overly complex toilet
Ichiban Kasuga taking a drag off his cigarette while staring intently at his phone.
Fuckwit conservative using AI to whine about Biden.
A pic of Crater Lake in southern Oregon, looking like the middle of December. Taken from the visitor center.
It's a Space Dwarf Guardsman, because GW used to be a creative company, and not Tacticool Fascism.
The progress pride flag, and peeking in from behind is Gowron, Son of M'Rel, the caption is 'Glory to you And your identity'.
A Standards Issue Cat, a Tabby cat with grey and brown markings, stunning olive eyes, staring in partial shade at the little empire he's built for himself.
Vice President Kamala Harris, who should have been elected, looking like a mom who told you what would happen and you did it anyways, with the caption 'he literally said he would do that.'.
David Mitchell from 'That Mitchell and Webb Look', dressed as an SS soldier mid 1940s, saying 'Are We The Baddies?'. A PNG of a cartoon crown has been placed on his head.
Box the Robot from 'Logan's Run' saying 'fish, and plankton, and sea greens, fresh from the see...'.
Tevye the Dairyman (played by the always amazing Topol), on a horse-drawn cart that is leaving the shot. He looks back and sings aloud 'Projection!'.
shepard from mass effect with bug-eyes saying 'i have special eyes'
The future city meme, the caption is 'this could be us, but conservatives exist'.
A brown tabby cat, half awake resting on his human's leg.
@reneelibby95084 If you are forced into a filibuster over the SAVE act, I suggest you use that time to read aloud the epstein files out loud for the record.
Rep Omar mid-attack, her fist ready to defend herself, her assailant's eyeglasses are falling off. The caption is: Omae wa mou shindeiru" (お前はもう死んでいる), translating to "You are already dead," a meme from Fist of the North Star.
A map of the continuous United states, a lable has been slapped over it saying: "Ce n'est pas un lieu d'honneur.".
Mccready knows one of them is The Thing, he's going to find out...
A pædophile who lied and cheated his way into a second presidency thinks he's a god king. No gods, no kings, only shit posts.
A scene from Futurama, featuring Bender Bending Rodriguez, and Philip J. Fry, the caption states 'a little capital punishment will show them who's boss
Hide The Pain Harold on his laptop with a mug, the caption says 'I'm done being an expert on extrajudicial kidnapping of a head of state', 'Today I'm an expert on the application of lethal force in the United States.'.
Captain Christopher Pike, USS Enterprise. Wholesome Dad energy showing that you can be masculine without being toxic about it. The bouffant adds 4 inches to his height.
Bugs Bunny, dapper in a tuxedo, saying 'I wish all Democrats a very conceding to conservatives' every fucking whim is why we're in fascism'
A frog standing up to fascists, the caption is in green print, saying 'better man have tried.'
The Continental United States, outlining an american flag, with superimposed text 'this is not a place of honor.'
A 2-part meme. Phase 1 shows a little child with a boot against his head, captioned 'conservative woes'. Phase 2 shows the boot still against the child's head, but the child puts it there himself, captioned 'Conservative voting records'.
Say the line Bart FBI hat 'we were previously aware of the shooter'
angry goose asking what kind of response
A parody of the Gadsden flag, with the silhouette of a cat. The captions is 'I'll mock whomever I damned well please'.
Darth helmet saying go past this part never play it again
A goose chasing someone, the captions are 'what opinions? What opinions are you being silenced over, Glinner?'.
a map of the US superimposed with 'This is not a place of honor'.
The outline of the 48 contiguous US states, with an American flag in the background. A superimposed text says 'This is not a place of honor'.
A future city with the caption 'this could be us but billionaires exist'.
The Call the Ambulance meme, with the Ukraine flag, the Russian Flag, and the pistol replaced with a cartoon flamingo.
A flat of chicken breast costing USD$35.
A rusted 1950s styled car on the back of a tow truck. The rusted car is labeled 'red states' and the tow truck is labeled 'blue states'. The rusted truck is loudly declaring 'Librils are destroying our country!'.
The cast of Star Trek, Strange New Worlds.
Conservative woes and conservative voting records.
The alt text of the pick above. It's a journey worthy of Sam and Frodo.
Sam Jackson, legend.
A sidelined sad boy sad he's sidelined.
Xiran Jay Zhao dressed as Maximilian Robespierre, the caption is 'Doesnt that just get you in the... Mood?'.
The 'Make Some Noise' comedy show prompt 'A 1930s femme fatal hiring a pi to investigate the death of their husband (who definitely murdered their husband)'.
Brooklyn 99 cool motive meme cool goal post move, still transphobia
The Robot Elders saying 'Show us the killing skills that have made you a media darling.'.