Professor Glaze

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Currently Working On: Juanaloppe's Bogus Iliad. Expect new updates every Wednesday!

Juanaloppé being lost in a seemingly endless maze of skin and body hair known as Trucker's Paradise. With a vile, red protruding nipple placed to the left of him.
Juanaloppe standing before Nanial's candy bowl amidst his endless void of darkness. With Juan being presented with the choice to take a piece or leave.
The Heart of Disco Mountain.
Juanaloppé inside a trailer talking to a pink one-eyed drunk. "You're like the 8th person to make a joke about my mom. Get some new material, like a new mom."
Juanaloppé standing in the center of the eternal Disco as the party rages on around him.
Juanaloppé falling victim to the flirtatious whim of FInley.
Juanaloppe playing the fabled PCIII arcade machine. Stumbling upon the game's first major boss, Snarkmaster Bond. In an open field overlooking the ocean blue.
A crowd of people surrounding a small wooden table where Juanaloppe & his oppenent, Starlight Aftershine are playing against one another in a game of Beer Pong, much to Funky White Boy's delight. As he introduces the new player. "Now introducing our newest gladiator: Juantanamo Bay!"
The beast slumbers.
Juanaloppé standing before his future executioner within the walls of Disco Mountain.
Juanaloppe and Indigo Joe standing before a barrel fire surrounded by a handful of party people. Including a Disco Cultist, a biker, and a sentient fetus. Mere inches away from the most egregious shitter one has ever seen.
Juanaloppe attempting to push a box in a dark, damp basement.
From Left to Right: The Money Golem, Greenbeard: The Profound, Wayning Nomad, Zombie A3, Norm Al, Gas Station Guzzler, Needle Neat, Li'l Slugger, Thompson, & Boner.
The protagonist, Juanaloppé, standing in front of a white shack atop a very tall mountain overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
Two Juanaloppe's sitting at a bar discussing the contents of one's drink.
The title drop for Juanaloppe's Bogus Iliad.
Juanaloppé confronting the demon that lies at the bottom of the wishing well, Billy.
Master of Beer Pong, Funky White Boy announcing your presence to the wild world of the beer pong sport.
Nah, I'm just pulling your leg. It's literally just a bong. But despite what you might think, Juan will not use this artifact as intended.
If you wanna sit, your ass is going to have to earn it!
Redd Hardman asking if the player would like to play in Piss Your Pants Mode. An alternative difficulty where you must actively keep your bladder in check.