Professor Mortis, Back from Hades

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The Transcribed Adventures of the Man with the Action Packed Reference Statistics

Cover of the magazine Dental Town with a beat up dentists and title Stop the Endo Price Beatings”
Brunette woman vampire about to bite in green nightgown with white lace
A person in a parka holds a double sided axe
Andrew Prine in a purple robe holds the shoulders of a naked woman holding a red balloon in a still from Simon, King of the Witches
Mad scientist holding a control
Pet memorial rocks on a trail in Massachusetts
The muses in Xanadu
Map of NY with gang territories listed circa 1974
Glowing crystal days July 1, 1886; cuts to the woman holding it and it starts to glow
1) They know about technology! 2) They're not all old ladies! 3) They don't all wear cat's eye glasses (only the hip young ones do!)! 4) Some have tattoos! 5) They worship the dark gods of pulp, vellum, skin, and rag. 6) Panizzi When the Shelves Collapsed 7) They sacrifice the most delinquent patron at the Feast of Dewey, the patron with the most overdue book at ALA Mid-winter, and at the Festival of Raganathan they party (every librarian her booze, every booze its librarian) 8) You can borrow cake pans, tools, and even seed packets at some libraries!
Letterboxd recently 4-posters for Sea of Love, Scanners, Guncrazy and The King’s Avatar
Topiary animals, a hotel, and a man who looks maybe like he was meant to be Warren Beatty, with Sondra Locke looking lady looking on and a creepy boy in the foreground
Four movie posters-Remember LastNight, A Unicorn in the Garden, Johnny fedora and Alice Blue Bonnet and The Executioner
King Vitaman box, with a man dressed as a king eating cereal
Charlie Brown’s face carved onto a pumpkin
Recent Letterboxd activity: hundreds of beavers, the raid, misery and Yankee Dudler
Headless horseman with head back
Danny Trejo dressed as a cowboy
bedroom window text:,Plato clutching his chest and crying and throwing rn Post: when TikTok convinced you to buy a projector and create faux windows in your bedroom
Fortune cookie fortune reads “music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together”