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Screenshot of Matt Elliott's 9:55am Post on May 20, 2026 about the very same city councillor. The post reads: A new addition to the agenda: Chernos Lin wants an education campaign about road safety, targeting illegal e-scooters, "the use of phones while crossing the street" and "wearing noise cancelling earbuds while walking or cycling in public spaces"
A still image of the Goa'ould character Ba'al from the TV series Stargate SG-1, seated in a throne, the golden wall behind him is covered by Egyptian hyrogliphs. Ba'al's character is loosely based on the god from Egyptian mythology.
A parody of the popular right-wing American "Don't Tread On Me" flag where the coiled snake has been replaced with an ouroboros snake eating its own tail, with the text "Oops, I Treaded on myself" underneath.
A (sadly, as I cannot draw well) AI generated flyer advertising a fictional Russian margarine brand called "Comrade, Is this not butter?" The flyer is generated in the style of a Stalinist-era Soviet propaganda poster and features a smiling, rosy-cheeked Russian motherly peasant woman in a grey sweater and a darker grey smocked dress, with a red hair band. There is a wooden tabletop in front of her with a large block of "Comrade is this not butter?" Wrapped in foil next to a slice of dark bread with The pale, greasy product spread on it and a half-loaf of unsliced bread, a butter plate with the lid on, and some sort of brass urn with a beverage tap on it. The text from top to bottom (hopefully) translates as "Comrade, Is This Not Oil?" In large red letters across the top and "Real Taste. Honest Quality Margarine. For The People" across the bottom.
Screenshot 1 of 2 from the FlightRadar24 app showing the Gravy Plane CFBBW flying from Windsor Locks (BDL) airport to Toronto Pearson airport (YYZ) on Wednesday April 15, 2026. Scheduled departure 04:50am, scheduled arrival 06:10am. Actual departure 11:13am, landed 12:24pm. Flight time one hour and twelve minutes
Still image of a Russian AN-22 Cargo plane snapping in half in mid-air in December 2025. The plane is painted grey on the bottom two-thirds, white on the top third, with blue stripes dividing the white and grey. The image is a nearly perfect side view of the aircraft in flight, technically. It has two visible turboprop engines visible mounted under the wing facing the camera, the wing is mounted high on the fuselage. The nose is pointed up towards the top-left. The fuselage has shattered and snapped in half just aft of where the wings are mounted. There is debris falling from the plane, the twin-boom tail is canted down towards the ground, creating a wide V-shape with the front half of the aircraft. This incident occurred when the aircraft was taking off on a test flight after an intensive refurbishment to put it back into service.
The movie poster for Stephen Seagal's 2006 movie Attack Force. Stephen Seagal's name is across the top in yellow letters with ATTACK FORCE written in red underneath There is a large image of Stephen Seagal looking expressionless and aiming a pistol off-camera with a submachine gun in his other hand, pointed upwards. It does not look like a good movie
Picture of the classic board game Stock Ticker, with the box lid on display above and the cash, stock certificates, clear baggie of plastic player tokens, and stack of paper single-use game boards underneath, inside the bottom of the box
Image of a blue rectangle with DOUGHCON 4 in blocky text.
A yellow flag with a coiled rattlesnake on it. The rattlesnake is wearing a red MAGA hat, a ball gag, collar and leash. Under the snake are the words "tread on me, daddy"
A parody of the coiled rattlesnake "Don't tread on me" flag. On the same yellow background there is a coiled rattlesnake on a leash, wearing a red MAGA hat and a ball gag. The text under the snake reads "tread on me Daddy"
A parody of the coiled rattlesnake "Don't tread on me" flag. On the same yellow background there is a coiled rattlesnake on a leash, wearing a red MAGA hat and a ball gag. The text under the snake reads "tread on me Daddy"
A picture of comedian Conan O'Brien standing on a brown wooden stage. Behind him is a dark blue and purple background. Conan is posing with his body facing towards the viewer's right, his head turned to look at the camera. He is standing with his left foot slightly ahead of his right foot and his left knee is slightly bent. He wearing a button-up shirt with a dark , patterned tie, black dress shoes and, most importantly, skin tight acid washed jean leggings, also known as jeggings
Screenshot of the original post by Philippe J. Fournier from @338Canada.Bsky.com The text reads Ontario provincial voting intentions from Liaison Strategies: PC 44% OLP 35% NDP 15% GPO 3% "Ontario provincial voting" is highlighted in yellow
A screenshot of the AI overview from a Google search asking if Gavin Newsom is a scientologist, performed at 4:46 PM Eastern standard time, August 27, 2025. The Google AI says: "No there is no information or evidence to suggest that Gavin Newsom is a Scientologist; sources about his family and political career do not mention any connection to scientology. No Religious Affiliation to Scientology: There are no public records, reports, or statements from Gavin Newsom indicating any affiliation with the church of scientology Focus on public information: Information readily available about Gavin Newsom primarily focuses on his political career as the Governor of California and his family connections, none of which involve Scientology.
A parody of the coiled rattlesnake "Don't tread on me" flag. On the same yellow background there is a coiled rattlesnake on a leash, wearing a red MAGA hat and a ball gag. The text under the snake reads "tread on me Daddy"
Screenshot from a grocery app listing 1 pound of medium ground beef priced at 5.97 dollars Canadian, which at time of posting is 4.32 dollars American.
Official portrait of Maine Republican State Senator Joseph Martin in a black suit jacket, blue collared shirt and red tie with slightly darker red diagonal stripes. He is wearing glasses, has grey hair, and his facial expression looks like he may be pooping himself or worried he may be about to.
A picture of a several years-old ad in the London Underground paid for by the UK Conservative party, whose logo is in the lower right corner In black text on a white background the ad reads: We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025.
A map from the 1930s Technocracy movement showing one enormous country stretching from the Northern tip of South America all the way to Greenland and Canada's Arctic.
A yellow parody flag. On the flag is a coiled rattlesnake on a leash wearing a red MAGA hat, collar, and a ball gag. Under the snake are the words "Tread on me, Daddy"
Screenshot of the results from the 2024 presidential election in Kentucky, showing Donald Trump winning 64.47% of the popular vote in the state as well as all 8 electoral college votes
Chart with my predictions for July drawn in. 650 for the Year to date chart, 92 for the month
Same graph as in the quoted post but with 650 drawn in for the July 2025 year to date cell, and 92 drawn in for the July 2025 monthly loading cell
Picture of a bike lane in Toronto which is approximately ten inches wide, not quite as wide as a sewer grate
Two graphs. Left graph is of number of people involved in reported collisions in Toronto in 2024, by mode Pedestrian: 1,142 Auto: 80,023 Cyclist: 1,108 Motorcyclist: 317 Right graph is # of people seriously injured or killed in 2024 by what category they fall into: Pedestrian 24 killed 109 seriously injured Auto 15 killed 70 seriously injured Cyclist 6 killed 39 seriously injured Motorcyclist 4 killed 34 seriously injured
Screenshot showing a box of Presidents Choice Blue Menu Fudge Smoothie Bars.
A screenshot of the product information page of Breyers Butter Pecan Frozen Dairy Dessert showing a picture of the container with lid off and front label showing. The label reads "Breyers butter pecan"
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A picture of Donald Trump with his best friend, convinced child rapist and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, at a party. Circled in red is the disgusting mullet Donald Trump had at the time.
Picture of a tasting menu at Dailo in Toronto featuring Chef Alvin Leung from Master Chef. First Course: Kaviari Caviar & Bonito Potato Espuma - beech tree smoked sardines, truffle dwarf peach, brown butter crumb, summer truffle Second course: Spot Prawn, dried shrimp mayonnaise, fermented shrimp sauce, on a cracker Third course: A5 Waygu Beef, garlic scape salsa, egg yolk soy, butter dashi glaze, mustard blossom Fourth Course: Atlantic halibut, Prince Edward Island mussels, lychee, Pacific sea urchin uni Fifth course: Smokey pea dumplings, bone marrow, chanterelle mushroom, pea shoots, duck dashi nage, summer truffle, bone marrow crumb Sixth course: guinea hen with yuet wo preserved clam, homemade pasta Seventh course: crispy fried suckling pig terrine, fresh corn grits, radish salad, smoked jalapeno bacon jam Dessert 1: aloe sorbet with crystalized ginger and ginger syrup Dessert 2: Modern wife cake with berries, mochi, meringue, maple, coconut gelato
Picture of a street in Toronto with a ten-inch wide bike lane
A picture of a street in Toronto with a bike lane that is less than 12 inches wide, with a sewer grate in the middle of it.
Picture of Donald Trump sitting with his friend, convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, and two girls who appear to be underage.
Donald Trump sitting next to Jeffrey Epstein, both with big smiles. They are surrounded by young women who look under age.
Two graphs that show the differences between: 1. How well liberal and conservative voters are able to determine whether or not a truth that harms the in-group is true. 2. How well liberal and conservative voters are able to determine whether or not a falsehood that harms the in-group is false.
A screenshot showing a line graph of % of Independent, Republican, and Independent voters who responded yes to the question "Do you consider the amount of federal income tax you have to pay to be too high"
A picture of a tube of "Ruski Balsam" which is the Russian-market version of IcyHot pain relief balm
A screenshot of a Google Lens translation of a Russian butter shelf in a store. The poorly-translated label reads ECOMILK OIL 72.5 GOST PEASANT CREAM this translation is incorrect
A chatr showing 31% of Russian municipal heating networks, 43% of Russian municipal water supply networks, and 46% of Russian municipal sewage networks need to be replaced, as of 2023.
A black and white photo of a man in a white Undershirt and shorts nearly upside down inside a large wheel used for wheel gymnastics. There is a large crowd behind him watching.
Adam Grant's tweet from July 13 2019 which reads: What's the worst career advice you've ever received? Mine: (1) Don't waste your time helping others (2) Drop 90% of your projects because you can only do one at a time (3) Don't write a book Monica Lewinsky replies with a tweet which reads: An internship at the White House will be amazing on your resume She ends with an emoji of a stunned/embarrassed face
A screenshot showing 7618 unread emails
A parody of the yellow "don't tread on me" flag with a rattlesnake on it. This version is still on a yellow background but shows the rattle snake collared and on a leash, while wearing a red MAGA baseball hat and a large ball gag. Underneath the gimp snake are the words "Tread on me Daddy"
The Simpsons "This is the worst day of my life" Meme template, but in both the top and bottom panels the Russian Railways logo has been crudely edited over Bart Simpson's Face. In the bottom panel Prune60's profile picture of a pug wearing a silky pink wizard hat with a long pink ribbon has been edited over Homer Simpson's head in an equally crude manner. Top panel caption (Russian Railways Bart complaining): This is the worst day of rail loading of my life. Bottom panel caption (Prune60 Homer comforting Russian Railways Bart): this is the worst day of rail loading of your life so far
A sphere coloured like the Canadian Flag with a face on it with the maple leaf where the nose on a face would be. The eyes are big and green and emitting beams of light. The mouth is in an open, toothy, deranged grin.
Close up of a dark smudge on the white plate.
Side view of a damaged Russian KA-52 attack helicopter landed in a field after being shot down over Ukraine in February or March 2022. The cockpit is open, there is visible damage & charring to the helicopter's weapons pylon, fuselage, and left engine.
Picture of a long cigarette holder, with a black cylindrical body, gold-coloured cigarette mount, and a white cigarette on the end.
A graph from the quoted post titled "Game of Thrones" with a pink line labeled "Boobs" curving from top right to bottom left, a green line labeled "dragons" rising from bottom right to top left. A blue line labeled "watchability" has been added, closely following the downward curve of the boobs line.
Screenshot from the original article in the quoted post. "Indeed, Trump made an arms deal to Saudi Arabia worth $110 billion in 2017 during his previous presidency; in 2018 CNN reported Saudi Arabia had only followed through with about $14.5 billion worth of arms purchases."
A screenshot from the video of the Alberta separatist traitors unveiling their proposed referendum question: Do you agree that the province of Alberta shall become a sovereign country and cease to be a province of Canada? The leader of the traitor movement casually throws Alberta's flag on the floor as he speaks.
Picture of Vachon brand May West snack cake with a bite taken out of it - showing white cake & vanilla frosting inside the thin chocolate shell. The May West logo is behind the snack cake.
A green bowling ball with oddly-placed finger holes that makes it look confused and overwhelmed.
The American Secretary of Defense in the movie The Hunt For Red October sitting at his desk looking incredulous. Top line reads: Donold are you telling me that Bottom line reads: You've lost another F/A-18E/F Super Hornet?
A screenshot from the page linked in the next reply. Highlighted for emphasis is the words "Covid-19 vaccines can help keep you from getting sick from Covid-19"
Screenshot of a section of the linked study with the following highlighted for emphasis: We found the partial vaccination to be 52% effective in preventing a SARS-CoV-2 infection and that the two doses to be 83% effective.
The Simpsons "worst day of my life" meme. Top Panel: Bart Simpson with the Russian Railways logo in front of his face saying "This is the worst day of rail loading of my life." Bottom panel: Homer Simpson with Prune60s avatar picture in front of his face crouching next to Russian Railways Bart telling him "this is the worst day of railway loading of your life so far."
Arrest photo of Russian Poet Osip Mandelatam, who was arrested for being a poet and worked to death in a labour camp