If elected President, I will pardon this woman. 🇺🇸
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Kellie S. · Jun 15
It would still be a more legitimate use of the presidential pardon power than how Trump is using it. ☕️
@wokeveganaf.bsky.social · Jun 15
the criminal-in-chief gotten scot-free with all his crimes & is rewarded to be the president of ameriKKKa while a woman who sneaked at her ex's apartment to rearrange furniture gets jail time? what a world we're living in!
Copernicus Sees · Jun 15
bet he totally deserved it…
@qwilty.bsky.social · Jun 15
lol!!
@autumnsky14.bsky.social · Jun 15
I would also start a slush fund
@erdoc36.bsky.social · Jun 15
You should run
Leon Skum · Jun 15
So, you're saying she is single? I'm listening.
Mark · Jun 15
'Someone broke into my house and replaced _everything_ with an exact duplicate.' -- Steven Wright
Miaganga · Jun 15
😂😂
@bbut59.bsky.social · Jun 15
So pranks are illegal in Florida.
Gregg Goble · Jun 15
Felony Feng Shui.
12MileGeo · Jun 15
This is vindictiveness I can respect.
Spicy Latina · Jun 15
I meeaannn, this can’t be real. Very messed up!
TexaKiwi 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🇳🇿🐈🫘 · Jun 15
Hah!
bobriensan · Jun 15
it was the poltergeist
Raffael Schulz · Jun 15
Why do those stories always begin with Florida Man or Florida Woman? 😁
Carolee · Jun 15
If she also repeatedly hid his remote, I have a new hero.🤣
Janice Newell · Jun 15
I hate that I didn't think of this first
Tom Childs (JDs Counterpart) · Jun 15
Hideous Wallpaper · Jun 15
Sometimes hot pussy is not just worth it
bjkeefe · Jun 15
Who cares if it's fake? It's a great headline. But just so everyone knows: it's fake.
THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS · Jun 15
@seacydesue.bsky.social · Jun 15
what a great idea!
Bill · Jun 15
Certainly not a serious enough offence to attract a Trump pardon.
@mellowcanuck.bsky.social · Jun 15
I respect the long game.
Ken from Chicago · Jun 15
Steve “Rhys” Williams · Jun 16
Is she the one hiding my keys and wallet?
@jham01.bsky.social · Jun 15
Not enough for a cabinet position, though…….
CatCmdr1 · Jun 15
🤭🤭🤭
T-Fish🇨🇦🍁 · Jun 15
😆😆 They arrest you for this in Floriduh??😆
Jez D yeah you know me · Jun 15
This is the kind of elaborate yet petty behaviour I can get right behind.
🖇️ Jane · Jun 15
She needs to lead covert operations for the CIA Damn. Mad respect for her.