Prof_Jimbles

@profjimbles.bsky.social

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🔞I play games on Twitch and compare them to TTRPGs. NSFW and kinky. All hedonistic, enjoyable stuff. Counselling Student, Bi, Married, PolyAm! He/Him.🔞

Jimbles, a middle aged nerd with green hair, goatee. He is wearing a beige shirt with a dark glass pendant on a metal chain. Jimbles is sitting jn a gaming chair, wearing headphones and smirking at the camera.
An XKCD comic with the text: “My hobby: whenever anyone calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right.” Two stick figures stand next to a car. One is saying “Man, that's a sweet ass-car.”
A screenshot from a video game (minecraft?) with orange text that reads “Currently too stressed to be milkable”
A tumblr post by user jibunbosh that reads: as a pathfinder 2e player my daily routine consists of beating up random d&d 5e players i see on the street for being wotc bootlickers and then i go home to my tgirl dom who plays exclusively avantgarde indie ttrpgs where you dont even roll dice and she calls me a good girl for sucking on her strap. and she says ill get an experience point (1) if im really really good
A Facebook marketplace for “Garfield Key Holder Paws”, for $200. Garfield is holding a key, lying on his back. A large lock is placed over his groin, with the keyhole in a suggestive place.
A package of White Glo teeth wipes.
An iOS notification that reads “Mom disliked "mr. gorbachev, tear up this pussy.”
An arabic stereotype wearing red and orange robes, holding a staff shaped like a snake. A stock image that came up when I searched “treacherous vizier”
A real hot gender ambiguous dwarf with a thick beard gazes seductively down at you. Dressed in purple and gold.
A quote from Goodreads, from the author “Elif Batuman”, from the book “The Idiot”. “I found myself remembering the day in kindergarten when the teachers showed us Dumbo, and I realized for the first time that all the kids in the class, even the bullies, rooted for Dumbo, against Dumbo's tormentors. Invariably they laughed and cheered, both when Dumbo succeeded and when bad things happened to his enemies. But they're you, I thought to myself. How did they not know? They didn't know. It was astounding, an astounding truth. Everyone thought they were Dumbo.”
CLASS FEATURE Unstoppable Once per long rest, you can become Unstoppable. You gain an Unstoppable Die. At level 1, your Unstoppable Die is a d4. Place it on your character sheet in the space provided, starting with the 1 value facing up. After you make a damage roll that deals 1 or more Hit Points to a target, increase the Unstoppable Die value by one. When the die's value would exceed its maximum value or when the scene ends, remove the die and drop out of Unstoppable. At level 5, your Unstoppable Die increases to a d6. While Unstoppable, you gain the following benefits: • You reduce the severity of physical damage by one threshold (Severe to Major, Major to Minor, Minor to None). • You add the current value of the Unstoppable Die to your damage roll. • You can't be Restrained or Vulnerable. Tip: If your Unstoppable Die is a d4 and the 4 is currently facing up, you remove the die the next time you would increase it. However, if your Unstoppable Die has increased to a d6 and the 4 is currently facing up, you'll turn it to 5 the next time you would increase it. In this case, you'll remove the die after you would need to increase it higher than 6.
A screenshot from google translate that translates “hello i am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?” Into Chinese: 你好，我正在逃离美国百年来 公的屈辱。你能告诉我在哪里可以买到白色怪物能量饮料吗？ Nĩ hão, wò zhèngzài táolí mẽiguó băinián lái de qurũ. Nì néng gàosù wò zài nắli keyi mài dào báisè guàiwù néngliàng yinliào ma?
A suggested follow on BlueSky for the user “brendle”, @brendle.BSky.social , with the description “word fetishist”. The profile picture is of a tonberry wearing shades and blowing out a puff of air.
A packet of the snacks “kreenuts”, superimposed with the text “In the supermarket straight up jorkin' it. and by it, haha, I mean my kreenuts”
DISCLAIMER! THE VIEWS AND OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS PROGRAM ARE THOSE OF THE SPEAKERS AND DO NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT THE VIEWS OR POSITIONS OF ANY ENTITIES THEY REPRESENT.
Screenshot of RDR 2 character Arthur Morgan, with a Facebook comment from the page ">Implying video games are fun" saying "I dunno Dutch as long as they ain't fiddlin with real life horses these anime girl drawings ain't hurtin no one"
Tumblr post from user wilbr. A bear wearing a sweater and green jeans is looking at a display case in a pastry shop. A speech bubble reads: “LOOK AT ALL THESE SWEETS! CAKES, PIES, DOUGHNUTS, BONBONS, CREAM FILLED LONG JOHNS! IT'S A CHUBSTER'S PARADISE!! QUESTION IS, WHAT SHALL PAPA BEAR GET?” I ask myself this question every day. Tumblr user theroomyouneverenter Comments: this is how i talk to myself in my head
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A wrist, tattooed with the Loss.jpg GIF.
A forearm and wrist (with visible sexy veins) and a blank ink tattoo forming the loss.jpg glyph.
A Nintendo 64 controller, with a sketched diagram overlaid. The left stick has “left hand”, the right stick has “right hand” and the centre stick has “mouth” with a sketch of someone fellating it.
A small white card with the following text: "YES, I AM TALL. YOU ARE VERY OBSERVANT FOR NOTICING. THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT TO ME. 6 FEET, 9 INCHES. SIZE 16 SHOE. (YES, REALLY.) NO, I DON'T PLAY BASKETBALL. DO YOU PLAY MINIATURE GOLF? THE WEATHER IS PERFECT UP HERE. I'M SO GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION."
A screenshot from WoW. A tiny corgi is saying “This entire city must be purged.”
A small tyranid miniature is holding a pair of jeans.
A TTRPG Microgame: 18. BAIT AND SWITCH A game of lying to your friends. Rules Gather players under the pretense of playing Dungeons & Dragons. Tell a story together. Insist when necessary that yes, this is Dungeons & Dragons. The game ends in a loss if any of the rules of Dungeons & Dragons are followed.
Online reviews for the perfume “Alien Mugler”. - This is a true Marmite of perfumes - nuenue05/18/2024 06:21 Smells like when a dentist has his elastic gloves in your mouth. usually behaves. its quite clinical, almost like something a smell i would get from a medicated cream from the dermatologist hahaha. it has quite a nails on chalkboard screechy feel which just draws me so much further into this scent. that strange character - nisarsarah904/17/2024 04:14 Long lasting beautiful scent. However, it makes me a little nauseous. but overall good scent! - on me, it smells like gasoline.... -I was unable to understand what I was smelling and it was hard to scrub off.
A sign is pictured, with their hand and thumb carefully positioned to cover two letters, making the sign read “GO NUT IN HER”. The image is captioned “In case you were looking for a sign”
A skeleton in armour is standing in a field. The image is captioned “DESPAIR IS EASY. HOPE IS HARD AND BROTHER, I LIKE TO STAY HARD”
A wikipedia image of a block of Philadelphia cream cheese. The image is captioned "A block of Philadelphia brand cream cheese with its flaps spread open"
A windows confirmation dialogue asking if the user wishes to delete a folder named “Katy Perry - Firework Meme”
A picture of a white can of monster, with a lot of pre workout powder sloppily dumped on top. The image is superimposed with the text “ Dont forget to train your heart to failure too Never skip heart day”
A couple of wild deer are playing in a child’s cubby house. The image is superimposed with: “you think you're so funny and cool huh??? well you are i love you”
A shirt with a horse in a crossed out symbol (🚫) with the text: “PLEASE DO NOT FEED THIS WHORE KETAMINE NO REALLY. I'M IN RECOVERY” and “SAY NEIGH TO K.”
A meme by @sendhelp. A bottle of wine is labelled. The neck is labelled “everyone so beautiful” The rest of the bottle is labelled: “Wild Geese | Mary Oliver You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine. Meanwhile the world goes on. Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain are moving across the landscapes, over the prairies and the deep trees, the mountains and the rivers. Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air, are heading home again. Whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting-over and over announcing your place in the family of things.”
A ceramic mug of coffee with the text “Been so worried about getting my life together I almost forgot Ive achieved some of my childhood dreams” superimposed.
A Costco brand shopping bag with a series of animated cartoon products. The hotdog and drink look like sexy mid-millennial swingers.
A shopify email notifying me that Daggerheart Core set has been shipped. Individual identifiers have been redacted.
A screenshot of a Word document’s table of contents. It reads: Magical Advantage 1 Chapter 1: One night in Folq 3 Chapter 2: Hard Earned Lessons 10 Chapter 3: On the Road 17 Chapter 4: Warmth 25 Chapter 5: Breaching the Depths 32 Chapter 6: The Horny Jail 38 Chapter 7: Pride 44 Chapter 8: Bold Face 51 Chapter 9: Blessed Instrument 58 Chapter 10: Bounty Collection 72 Chapter 11: Falir’s Hands 80 Chapter 12: Breakfast Prayers 93 Chapter 13: The Doctrine of the Lover 103 Chapter 14: Truth in Lamplight 110 Chapter 15: Sacred Messenger 121 Chapter 16: A Cracked Vessel 142 Chapter 17: To Court Revenge 152 Chapter 18: Under Cover(s) 154 Chapter 19: Faliran Justice 155 Chapter 20: Farewells 155 Epilogue 155 Chapter 17 has “Now” in red text next to it. Chapters 18, 19, 20 and Epilogue have “Soon” next to them.
A public facebook post by Farrah Daws. A claymation mouse is eating a smartie/M&M bigger than both of its hands. It looks pensive. The image is captioned “been feeling a lot like this lately”
A kitten holds its head and screams. There is text that reads “too many notifications”
Kermit the frog is sitting beside Conan O’Brian. He turns to the right of the camera and says “Ginger no!” The camera cuts to a German Shepard, who raises a pistol. Kermit falls backward with a puff of air. Conan looks shocked and confused.
A soft toy axolotl is staring at a bear claw pastry.
A line of children are dressed like fairies or princesses in a ballet gym. One child on the end is dressed like a hot dog. The princesses are labelled “Normal spren within the visions”. The child in the hotdog costume is labelled “Gavinor”
An old black and white photo, a woman standing outside a shaded porch pointing at a sign above the porch. The sign is crudely edited digitally to read: “CHRISTIANS KEEP MOVING THIS A BUTTSTUFF NEIGHBORHOOD.”
A post from “Decolonising love”. Billie Eilish, Sabrina Carpenter and Chappel Roan are standing side by side, arms in arms. The image is captioned “When the metas are completely different but besties anyways”
A dachshund in a middle class house’s kitchen is offered two post it notes, one is labeled “get a treat”, and the other is labelled “get blown up”. The dog slowly reaches out with their cute little face and grabs the post it labeled “get blown up”. The scene cuts to the dachshund happily dancing their feet in the centre of the kitchen floor, expecting a treat. Poorly edited missiles overlay the dachshund, who is no longer visible behind the layered edit effects. Due to the absurdity, is funny,
A Facebook post by Abm Tommy G Veggies, that has the text: “I gotta stop riding round like a Looney Tune”. An attached image has multiple sticks of TNT and a prescription bottle.
An Australian heeler dog with a mischievous grin has two bubbles floating in front of his eyes.
A screenshot of the video game Morrowind, with a Morrowind style text box that reads “Sorry, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind isn't available right now. A law banning The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind for now. We are fortunate that Emperor Uriel Septim VII has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind once he takes office. Please stay tuned! Learn more Close app” overlaid.
A Spotify playlist titled “my hot villain arc”. The description reads “bad bitch era”. The playlist image is a thin feminine body in a sheer black dress with a black silk corset, with forearm length gloves. The only song pictured is “How Bad Can I Be?” By Ed Helms and The Lorax Singers from the movie The Lorax.
A google search history that says the following: “ tech priest rubbing oil on space marine twitter world eater becomes daemon prince reddit tech priest rubbing oil on space marine tumbler tech priest rubbing oil on space marine our martyred lady reddit”
A screenshot of the Luvsense app, where a remote controlled vibrator is going through a floating pattern. The image is captioned “my stocks arent doing too well”
AIPC Higher Education Enrolments , Tue 21 Jan, 17:04 (17 hours ago) to ME Dear James, Thank you for sending through your Enrolment Form. I can confirm that you have been officially enrolled into the program in Trimester 1, 2025 for COU204: Ethics, Law and Counselling COU205: Reflective Practice
A damaged drainpipe. The upper drainpipe is labelled “Job requirements”. Water is spilling out of it and missing a vertical pipe labelled “Subjects I studied at college”. The water spilling out is landing perfectly into another horizontal pipe labelled “Microsoft Excel skill”.
A hand holding a bottle of Quaalude-300 (methaqualone), above a copy of L. RON HUBBARD’s DIANETICS (THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH).
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An eggplant with boobs, shining their naturally waxy skin under the grocery lights.
A corgi is sleeping on a porch, as seen through a doorbell camera. The image is captioned: “camera always detects her as a package”
A screenshot of a sms thread. One person says: “Bc lIke... Nvm sorry yeah it was dumb we don't have to watch together”. This is replied to with: “This is how i imagined you to look while saying this:” an image of Mickey Mouse looking dejected.