projectyl

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i do puzzles and i startle easily (he/him, cool with they/them)

a screencap of a wikipedia article. it reads, "The series describes the adventures of a race of little people who live in a simple village in Foothill Forest. It focuses in particular on a group of children: Lillabit, Willibit, Snagglebit, Chip, and Browniebit."
a screencap of google streetview. a large black sign tries to say STONE WAY CAFE, but CAFE is in the center and the rest is in an ill-advised circle around it, reading TONEYAWS if you read it clockwise
line from an email, containing the phrase "You have two (3) issues pending"
a small fridge whiteboard. across the top is written "2026 BINGO!". below is a five-by-five grid, with squares labeled as follows: row 1: "Las Vegas Sphere hatches", "Elon Musk marries self", "Mariners + Kraken swap sports", "TikTok zydeco craze", "Gritty Garfield reboot" row 2: "Queen Elizabeth dies again", "Spain was a hoax all this time", "Cows have AI in them now", "A cure for that cilantro soap thing", "New Mario game (he has a sword)" row 3: "Cancelled, Yoda gets", "Second moon appears (shrug)", "FREE", "Burglars *add* art to the Louvre", "Austria renamed 'Germany Plus'" row 4: "May 23rd skipped by mistake", "Howl wins Nobel Prize", "Tic-Tac-Toe Olympic debut", "Oceans Zero: Heist Babies", "I finally learn what 'skibidi' is" row 5: "Monk robes dominate fashion", "English adds five new letters", "Elon Musk divorces self", "Stuf-only Oreos", "Leprechaun invasion"
in the same meme format that's currently blowing up on blue sky, yellow text on a blue background that reads: SORRY THIS SIGN GENERATOR IS TEMPORARILY OUT O FOR DER
a screencap of the leaderboard of the galactic puzzle hunt. at the top of the image, in third place, is "GREEK LETTER THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER", preceded by a character that resembles a downward-firing laser. after several more teams, at the bottom of the image, in nineteeth place, is "MISCELLANEOUS TECHNICAL NOT ANYMORE THERE'S A BLANKET", preceded by a character that looks as though the laser from above has finally been blocked by an ozone layer.
text in the style of neon genesis evangelion's title card: OOPS BABS FOUND THE NGE TITLE CARD GENERATOR EPISODE:42069 and japanese text that, at least according to google translate, says "now, she writes insincerely."
a youtube ad thumbnail depicting a man from the neck up against an out-of-focus background of trees. he has black hair and sunglasses, and appears to be in early middle age. the title of the video is "great hair at your fingertips".
the text "sole repentant chaos demon" formatted in the style of the logo of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
a frame from a video from microsoft puzzle hunt 23, in which the text of hammerhead's advice has been crudely edited to read "WARNING: while using chat gpt may seem like a clever "back-solve", it makes the puzzle hunt organizers mad and they told me to stop. uh, i mean, they will tell you to stop. how do i go back and change the text on this thing."
a classic doctor's-waiting-room toy with brightly colored beads that can be pushed along several twisty and brightly colored wires
a screenshot of the "gridlock" subgame from the computer game "the time warp of dr. brain" (sierra on-line, 1996). it is a top-down view of a the streets of a futuristic city. multiple vehicles have crashed. the player is not doing very good at playing the computer game.
on a wooden surface, three tiny partially translucent triceratops figurines, one blue, one green, and one white, and five tiny mushroom figurines, two red, one pink, one light blue, and one purple, are all gathered together as if they are meeting in a forest glen or something
a closeup of a solved puzzle panel from "the witness". the background of the panel is red, and a yellow line traced through the grid forms a shape that is eerily similar to the heavily-memed player characters from "among us"
an action shot of two wwe wrestlers in the middle of a match, with a referee just barely in frame on the left. across the top is a clickbait caption: "if you can name 16/30 of these pro wrestlers you belong in the wwe"
a signed 1986 artwork by keith haring, with red as its primary color
on a black background, in white text, in the style of the "you wouldn't download a car" meme, the words "you wouldn't skeet a tweet"
a screencap of the beginning of the wikipedia article for "kinda municipality" in sweden. in the last sentence of the top section ("the name was taken from the old kinda hundred"), the phrase "kinda hundred" is circled in red, and an arrow is drawn from it down to later in the article, specifically to the "90" in the sentence "the total of distance is 90 km."