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Occasional Professional Dungeon Master and all-around cool guy

Photo of unpainted resin 28mm scale miniatures depicting 5 WW2 era Germans on motorbikes and a “Kettenkrad” motorcycle/tracked vehicle.
28mm scale painted miniatures depicting two WW2 era German 2-man panzerschreck teams. Two of the miniatures are holding yellow painted panzerschrecks and the other two are the loaders. All are wearing tan overcoats with brown and green camouflage patterns over dark grey uniforms.
A photo of a miniature 3 story hotel for WW2 miniature wargaming. It is made from MDF wood with a painted green roof and off-white color the rest of the building. There is a balcony off the second story which is painted white since I’m not sure what the carved design is intended to represent. Maybe tiles…? Maybe more bricks?
A photo of four trading cards. 3 are Magic the Gathering cards (Snow-Covered Island, Snow-Covered Island, and Bonny Pall,Clearcutter) and a fourth card is a token card for representing a 2/2 bird token in MTG. This token depicts a Loon firing a laser from its beak with the words “Fuck Ice” written near it
Photo of a miniature painted plastic German WW2 era Flakpanzer Ostwind self propelled anti-aircraft gun. The vehicle is painted tan with blotches of green and brown randomly scattered on the tan; for a camouflage effect. Foliage has been added to the rim of the open topped turret for concealment for the 3-man crew operating the heavy autocannon anti-tank gun.
A photo of miniatures set up for a D&D encounter. The party approaches an underground fortress’ exterior walls and gate. …There’s also a cat in between the terrain and the DM screen. But he blends in a bit because the screen is a similar shade of orange as him.
Picture of a black and white book illustration. The depiction is a fantasy setting, looking along the road towards a walled city On the red are two dead horses and a shattered wagon. On either side of the road are the cause of the caravan’s demise: two frost giants dressed in furs and Viking style horned helmets and a white dragon clinging to a cliff near the road. As the caption points out - there’s no gnolls here.
Painted miniatures of monstrous creatures from Dungeons & Dragons. There is: a blue skinned, black robed witch with a black wooden staff. A larger water creature painted in shades of blue with two tentacles on its face. And finally, a much larger “giant” sized skeleton wearing a Viking horned helmet, tattered clothes, and dragging a large axe behind it. There’s also a smaller black painted cauldron as well.
Photo of miniature painted 1930s Ford era pick up truck and a piano. Both are simulated to be stuck in the mud by adding them on a brown painted base. The piano is brown and the truck is green.
Photo of painted 28mm scale miniatures depicting WW2 era German soldiers. The soldiers are wearing grey uniforms and some wear camouflage ponchos over those. They are holding various WW2 era weapons and are standing inside a miniature trench.
Screenshot from the Libby app showing covers of four magazines - tabletop gaming, Wargames Soldiers & Strategy Magazine, CookingLight and The New Yorker
Interior photo from the bombardier position inside a B-25J bomber looking out its front windows.. Most of the photo is is taken up by a mounted machine gun protruding through the glass out of the plane.
A photo of a fantasy/D&D themed gaming room. Most of the room is taken up by a wooden table, and the walls and wooden rafters are absolutely covered with D&D decor. Statues of multiple beholders, mindflayer, and a blue dragon can be seen on the far wall and a life sized suit of armor stands on the right side of the photo. Multiple swords, framed artwork, and glowing “magical orbs” can also be seen on all the walls.
3 miniature German WW2 armored half track troop carriers. The middle one is a plastic miniature kit painted in green, tan and brown camouflage. The two half tracks on the left and right are unpainted and 3D printed as one piece. The one of the left is larger than the other two.
Photo of miniature terrain made of mdf material. The terrain depicts WW2 era French village. There are two houses, one is one story and the other is two, both built out of the mdf material. There is also an assembled mdf bridge on a stacked pile of unbuilt mdf buildings, still stacked flat, in their packaging. Behind that is the propped up lid of a box,with a photo on the box depicting the entire mdf terrain kit of multiple buildings, including a super thematic Normandy style church and big-ass hotel. There’s miniature sandbags also on the table - made of white resin.
Photo of miniature terrain featuring a number of painted miniatures including a wizard, an owl bear, an elven ranger, 3 ogres and a hill giant. The minis are set up on a table alongside miniature trees, hedges and crop fields to represent a rural country road.
Photo of a Table full of miniature terrain. The terrain is mostly jungle themed with lots of palm trees. The center piece is a large yellow-ish sandstone bridge
Photo of plastic miniature horse Calvary being assembled on a table. There’s a pamphlet propped up in the back and 3 boxes of miniature English Civil War soldiers on the right.
A zoomed in photo of a blue Space Marine, an Ultramarine specifically. He’s got a white helmet with a Roman style plume on the top. The photo is taken in natural light.
Photo of painted miniature German WW2 soldiers manning an anti-tank gun. They are aiming down a long dirt road. Other pieces of miniature terrain and buildings are out of focus in the distance. Above the miniatures - the American player’s arms can be seen moving a unit of paratroopers.
Painted miniature display of 4 WW2-era German artillery crew manning a Pak40 anti-tank gun. The gun is painted yellow, the soldiers are wear gray-green fatigues. The display is on a small base featuring a paved road in the middle with shrubs and grass on either side
Photo of several WW2 artillery crew miniatures in various poses. They are sticky tacked to paint bottles and are in the process of being painted.
A picture of miniature terrain on a table. The terrain is painted grey to simulate dungeon tiles and is on a sand base to show the desert theme.
A photo of 3 painted miniatures. In the middle is a bald wizard wearing a red cloak and holding a staff with a flame on the staff’s head. The two figures on either side are animated skeletons wearing helmets, pauldrons, and other bits of tattered armor. They both are holding broken swords and one wears a shield.
Photo of Bolt Action v3 rulebook explaining alternate rules for deploying glider aircraft that involves physically throwing paper airplanes.
Photo of 2014 Dungeons and Dragons players handbook on a red binder.
A photo of a painted miniature. The miniature has the body of a man, but the head of a snake. Its scales are painted red and its holding a brown staff. It’s wearing a white cloth around its waist and a brass color large neck collar. It’s standing on a Dungeons & Dragons character sheet and in front of a 2024 version of the Players Handbook for the same game.
A photo of a close up section of the 2014 DM screen showing the “Things You Can Do On Your Turn” section and rules for Suffocation and Concentration.
A photo of two cardboard Dungeons & Dragons screens laying flat on a table. To the left is labeled “2014” and the right is labeled “2024”.
This is a photograph of a table with 3 computer screens. Two of the screens are on a table covered in a black tablecloth. The laptop has Discord open, a second larger monitor has the game World of Warcraft running, and the third screen is a television on the wall of the room. In front of the screens from left to right are: a gaming headset, keyboard with purple lights, a bag of Tostitos Pepperoni Pizza Rolls, a bottle of Mountain Dew and a mouse on a mousepad.
A miniature of a dark blue dragon. The dragon is covered in metallic plates instead of scales and has purple wings. It is landed on a snow covered rock.
Illustrated DVD cover of “Cadillacs and Dinosaurs”. The illustration shows a man and a woman driving a convertible while several dinosaurs roar and look at their direction.
A painting of Jesus knocking on a window of the UN Building.
The picture is showing miniature terrain set-up for a Dungeons & Dragons combat encounter. Most of the table is covered with a tablecloth with a water-design print. On one end is an elevated rocky island. There is a ship in the water heading towards the island. On the island are a group of fire giant miniatures, a cannon, several clouds of smoke, and a large tree - painted to appear as if on fire.
A miniature cavern wall being used as physical terrain for a Dungeons & Dragons encounter. The vertical cavern wall has many wooden walkways and a gondola at the bottom level - connected by wire to a mysterious rock formation.