Miss L

@proresting.bsky.social

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Actor, writer and crisp eater with a poor sense of social media commitment.

Casting call: Dental Nurse. The dental nurse is a crucial role to the film. It involves sitting on a stool next to the dentist while he kills his patients. The dental nurse will smile and look pretty, maybe laugh a bit as he drills his way through the patients using a diamond tipped drill. The actress much be good at the following skills: 1. Sitting on a stool. 2. Smiling. 3. Laughing/looking pretty. No old women please.
An illustrated picture of a bear in a multicoloured scarf walking out of a door. Behind the bear is a dining table with the tablecloth, plates and food crashing to the floor.
Spotlight casting that reads ‘The Old Crone, female, 20-35 years)
Text from school asking that states: Bring your gingerbread creations after 2pm to the lunch hall to have them ready for voting when the children arrive!
A picture of Duo the owl from Duolingo telling me that I made 5413 mistakes this year.
A screenshot from Duolingo that translates from Spanish ‘You wrote a blog, not an autobiography’.
A LinkedIn email for actor jobs, but all the jobs are for Tesco.
Image shows poo emoji smiling engulfed in flames.