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Screenshot from the AMC theaters app for a “One Night Only - Singles Opening Night Event”
Detail of OP AI slop menu, showing coffee drinks, inclusing an iced coffee with steam rising
A four circle venn diagram for Matt Damon in Interstellar, The Odyssey, The Martian, and Saving Private Ryan
Screenshot of an iOS automation with the When condition of “When Airplane Mode is Turned off” and Do actions of Wait and Shut Down
Screenshot of a page from “Crown of Mercy”
Bugs Bunny is a soup pan with carrots
Screenshot of the asshole forensics specialist from Twin Peaks
Screenshot from discord. User ProseAndKahn (that’s me!) writes: “brb, gonna smell like Donald Duck fucking a prostitute in his car” above a picture of branded body sprays for Mustang, Ed Hardy, and Donald Duck
GIF from Cronenberg’s Existenz (1999)
Political button reading: VOTE FOR AL SMITH AND MAKE YOUR WET DREAMS COME TRUE.
Actor James Franco, who adapted "Child of God," Mr. McCarthy's 1973 novel about a necrophiliac, into an independent film that recently made its debut at the Toronto Film Festival, says Mr. McCarthy offered little guidance. "He doesn't give any answers about his work," Mr. Franco said in an interview. When Mr. Franco called Mr. McCarthy and asked why he had written a book about such a repellent character, he was glib. "He said, verbatim, 'I don't know, James, probably some dumb-ass reason,'" Mr. Franco recalled.
Photo of a bicycle on fire in the middle of the street
Popular still from the Simpsons of Lionel Hutz holding the updated No Money Down ad, edited to read: Vote Blue? No; Matter Who!
Screenshot from Community of a YouTube page for Leonard’s “Frozen Food Reviews: Eugenia’s Four-Cheese Pizza.”
Screenshot from askreddit Question is: You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay? Top level response is: I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die young and leave you wanting. To which a commenter replies: I also choose this guy's dead wife.
Paid Sick Leave (PSL) Paid Sick Leave (PSL) is a permanent law in California that requires employers to provide paid time off to workers for treatment, diagnosis or preventative care for themselves, a family member or a designated person. Starting January 1, 2024, employers must provide at least 40 hours or five days off each year to most workers. This includes full-time, part-time and temporary workers who meet these qualifications: • Work for the same employer for at least 30 days within a year in California, and • Complete a 90-day employment period before taking any paid sick leave PSL can be used to: • Recover from physical/mental illness or injury • To seek medical diagnosis, treatment, or preventative care • To care for a family member who is ill or needs medical diagnosis, treatment, or preventative care
Screenshot of Mark from Peep Show holding a copy of his book "Business Secrets of the Pharaohs"
Picture of a very good girl on a couch
A bag partially full of books on a bed
Books laid out on a bed. Two volume hardcover of The Letters of Percy Shelley, the Selected Letters of Emily Dickinson, Gilead by Marilynn Robinson, two volume Portrait of a Publisher by Alfred Knopf, In the First Circle by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, oversize hardcover of The Annotated Oscar Wilde
Jar labeled Cotton Swabs for Men, with a pixel art shark
Screenshot of New York Times with pic of Cuomo and supporters beneath headline and subhead reading: Clyburn Endorses Cuomo, Helping Him Broaden His Appeal to Black Voters Representative James E. Clyburn of South Carolina is endorsing former Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo in the New York City mayor's race as the June 24 primary nears.
Picture of John Keats with quote bubble
The "They don't know" meme, with the text "They Don't know eggs don't lay eggs. It was the goose that created the value" and the speaker edited to be wearing Huang's leather jacket.
The photo from the end of The Shining, with the Trump FIFA gaffe edited in. He's always been the senile loser at the Overlook.
Movie poster for Bubba Ho-Tep
Friendship ended meme template, edited to say “Friendship ended with Melpemone, now Thalia is my best friend”
Screenshot from the movie Greener Grass (2019) with the World Cup "Pausa de Hidratacion" text box.
Screenshot of popular meme tweet, edited. “Normal calm @normal_now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit =goose-ego" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school 2/26/19, 3:49 PM”
The “Jeff Epstein? The Financier?” Meme template, with the text “Frank Roosevelt? The college cheerleader?”
Phot of the top of my head, with the Indian Jones and the Last Crusade poster from OP hanging behind me
Wikipedia screenshot for Vlad the Impaler, with the following line highlighted “He is regarded as a Christian hero in Romania due to his opposition to the Ottoman Empire”
Wikipedia screenshot for page titled “Censure of Andrew Jackson” First paragraph of text reads: “On March 28, 1834, the United States Senate voted to censure U.S. president Andrew Jackson over his actions to remove federal deposits from the Second Bank of the United States and his firing of Secretary of the Treasury William J. Duane in order to do so. Jackson was a Democrat, and the censure was passed by the Senate while under a Whig majority. In 1837, when the Senate had a Democratic majority, the then-lame duck president's party voted to "expunge" Jackson's censure.”
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble
Copy of “The Collected Poems of Ai”
Amazon page for a cockroach costume for cats to wear
BBC article with headline “Puppy thrown at German biker gang” and subhead “A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have”
Detail from OP’s picture, showing a road sign with illegible AI scrawl
Still from the terrifying performance art dinner scene from the movie “The Square” with a quote bubble added.
Picture of a dog sitting and looking at th camera
Picture of a scruffy gray dog lying on a couch with a stuffy as a pillow
Screenshot of a Google search for “Unacceptable”. Google AI overview responds: I'm sorry to hear that. Please provide more context or let me know what went wrong so l can fix it right away.
Minivan painted green and purple, with laughter stickers and a small decal saying “The Joker”
Screenshot of NBC LA site: Shaw emailed NBC Los Angeles and said he legally changed his name "in 2013 becoming Barack D. Obama Shaw through an inspired vision of Barack Obama. The candidate added that the middle initial D is for Denzel. "Many people have mentioned that I look like Denzel Washington," he said.
Famous “Bat boy” cover of the Weekly World News witb a goofy image of a half bat/half human boy
Picture of a California primary ballot, with the candidate name “Barack D. Obama Shaw” highlighted
Photo of a tv screen showing bar trivia team names and scores. Among the ten teams are teams named “Kash Patel Booze Squad”, “Federal Booze Inspector”, and “J Edgar Boozer”
Screenshot of tweet from user Ygrene: [an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it's cuz you got them bone hands
Still from Southland Tales, showing a gaudy news info page. Main part of the screen is the Strait of Hormuz with the caption “Strait of Hormuz blockade”. A banner on the left has, from top to bottom, the text WW3, a picture of Uncle Sam, ads for Panasonic, Bud Light, and Hustler
Screenshot of Wikipedia data box for War of 1812: Territorial changes • Anglo-American status quo ante bellum West Florida remained under Spanish control, although its position was weakened • Mobile comes under American control • Tecumseh's confederacy dissolved • Over 22,000,000 acres (8,900,000 ha) of Creek territory ceded to the
T shirt for sale on Temu reading, incomprehensibly, “They Cal UNCLE Becaeuause CRIME Mcause Mie Bad_ Sound Me A Influence”
Picture of a cartoon of Hitler as an octopus from a World War 2 US war stamp booklet
Cover of The Economist depicting Putin as an octopus
Screenshot of Charlie and Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia with the close captioned dialogue: -How about your favorite food. What would that be? - Oh, milk steak.
Screenshot of Wikigacha for the Guinness (surname) page
Photo of Conan O’Brien
Screenshot of a discord post, reading: One thing I like about reading history is that every modern scandal, no matter how dumb, has some corollary in the past. Tudor England had an autopen scandal! "The will [of Henry VIll] which Hertford had received from the king's hands was indisputably signed by dry stamp, that is, the outline of the royal autograph had been embossed on the paper with a stamp and then inked in by a clerk empowered to commit what was technically the treasonous act of forging the royal signature, and for which, to safeguard himself, he had regularly to sue pardon. Such a method was commonly used for authenticating routine documents and was presumably used now because the king as too weak to subscribe with his own hand.... Later on, in Elizabeth's reign, it was to be argued by supporters of Mary Queen of Scots that, because the will was stamped, not autographed, it did not fulfil the statutory requirements that it should be subscribed 'with your most gracious hand' and that its exclusion of the Scottish line from the succession...was therefore invalid." (edited) -from Scarisbrick's Henry VIII
Photo of Heinz purple ketchup bottle behind a serving of fries doused in the purple ketchup. It looks like paint, or maybe Grimace's ejaculate.