Brian

@prosybris.bsky.social

444 Followers 318 Following

Unimportant Unremarkable Unlikeable It's ok. I don't like me either. (Steelers fan, Formula 1 fan, all-around geek)

Sometimes I hit a golf ball so hard it changes brands when I find it.
Panel #1: Luke Skywalker says, "I did it! I blew up the Death Star!" Panel #2: Gimli says, "That still counts as one!"
Panel 1: The Terminator from the first film going after the first Sara Connor. Panel 2: Sarah Connor with a laser dot on her head, and a cat pawing at it.
Inside every dog are two dogs. One that wants you to throw the ball and the other that refuses to give the ball back.
Sign reads: "Toilets for competition only"
"How I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I'm awake and would like a cookie." (Picture of a cat staring directly at the camera with yearning eyes.
"When your puppy printer runs out of ink." (Picture of 6 puppies in order, but they are progressively losing their color. The last one is just white.)
"4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea" The one person who enjoys it: ... (Picture of a woman seemingly enjoying her time on the toilet)
Portland Fire - 102 Atlanta Dream - 92
Spock (to Kirk): "According to the universal translator...he says if we don't leave at once, he will taunt us a second time."
I've told my cat a million times to stop opening up interdimensional portals in the house. (Picture of a cat with a rainbow-colored lens flare)
"I fight dirty" (Picture of a fist with Lego bricks attached to it)
Family portrait with C-3PO (Star Wars), Dot Matrix (Spaceballs), and Twiki (Buck Rogers).
Panel 1: "Wow, it comes with a booklet" (video games came with booklets in 2006) Panel 2: "Where's the booklet?" (video games no longer came with a booklet in 2016) Panel 3: "Where's the game?" (video games no longer sell physical copies and only have a downloadable code in the case now)
Fortune Cookie: "You will die in the parking lot of a Taco Bell in Stillwater, Oklahoma."
Panel 1: (Sirius Black from Harry Potter) "Hi, my name is Sirius." Panel 2: (Shirley Temple) "But I want to be Sirius." Panel 3: (Leslie Nielson from Airplane) "Shirley, you can't be Sirius."
Portland 94 Chicago 124
Skittle package that contains a single skittle in the entire bag. Labelled "Just One Skittle"
Sign says: "Toilet Engaged" Congrats to toilet
Panel #1: Cat in a tree. Cat appears to blend into the tree almost like camouflage. Panel #2: Scene from Predator. "I see you!"
I shall never call it a bathroom, restroom, or toilet again! (Labelled as "Tinkletorium")
WNBA schedule for 2026/06/17
When the neighbors complained about your barking. (Picture of a dog flashing out the window.)
Picard: "I'm following doctor's orders and eating nuts after I workout." Riker: "Peanuts? Hazelnuts? Walnuts?" Picard: "Donuts"
"Finally. Bottled water made for Gen X" (Label says "Hose Water")
"Oh, you're home early." (Cat seen sitting on a ceiling fan blade.)
Portland 72 Los Angeles 89
Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale...
Things to say that will always start a fight. "Everybody deserves food and shelter before anybody deserves rental properties or yachts."
Dog #1: C'mon guys. It doesn't smell that bad. (Picture of three dogs looking like they are trying to squeeze through a patio door to get outside while one dog looks on from behind.)
Only real Formula One fans know the proper driving position: (Four pictures of a driver in an F1 car, each one more absurd than the previous)
Pit stops at IndyCar Detroit GP.
Portland Fire 100 Indiana Fever 84