Nick

@proto.cool

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full stack & ml engineer. the right stack in the wrong place. 🧑‍💻 making a game about a planet that knows you exist 🌍 colorful Colorado 🏔️ — he/him [ proto.cool | playghostlight.com ]

claude web with an empty response
A central bearded dragon on a log staring directly at the camera
claude code input saying "ok" and claude just responding 👍
a can of protocol & cheese claudemeal, serial # 000046
A red-speckled jeweled beetle that has been pinned to foam board etymology style
A central bearded dragon sitting proudly on her basking rock and staring directly at the camera
krusty the clown, Treehouse of Horror XI
a front passenger side tire on a ford escape, it’s completely flat
a ui screenshot of an iOS app featuring a bunch of different retrofuturistic holographic styled buttons in varying states and levels of visual detail
screenshot of bsky with a comment reply from @proto.cool saying "Mahm00ds_family_needs_help_(✅Verified_by_Molly_shah).jpg.exe"
Mobile game UI screenshot, retro futuristic holographic panels with “operator” information, resource info, buttons, etc.
Claude Code screenshot saying "Thinking: This one needs a moment..."
amazon "your orders" - a toilet seat is pictured as Arriving today
FUCKING KITY meme but with runcat's app icon
screenshot of Tom's post above my KDE taskbar with Sublime Text present
amazon order page showing an order placed on April 11, 2026 for a total of $45.57 to Nick for an American Standard 5503B00B.020 Transitional Slow-Close Round Front Toilet Seat, White
my hand holding a central bearded dragon inside of her enclosure. she is looking directly at the camera
bluesky on android bottom app bar with all the icons scaled up too far and cut off for some reason
discover feed on bluesky on a moto razr front display
a black cat laying contentedly on the floor in a sunbeam
doll with its many cowboy claudes
claude code straight bullshittin me rn
microsoft teams, daily standup meeting taking 1 hour and 8 minutes
A central bearded dragon sitting on my hand and looking directly at the camera (she is seeing if there is any more food)
A mobile video game screenshot depicting a game overworld in an isometric tile style
claude code starting to work then a bunch of sequential error 500s
A photo of a central bearded dragon sitting up on part of a wooden bridge, staring intently at the camera
claude code: > my wife left me Response: Skill issue.
screenshot from claude code: /btw i shit my pants /btw * Whirring... (1m 7s - 2.5 tokens - thinking) |_ TIp: Use /btw to ask a quick sie questino without interrupting Claude's current work the system has not responded to either /btw call
A screenshot of a mobile game. It’s a standard RPG style interface with a couple info panels about your character including vitals, stats, proficiencies, etc. the view is slightly distorted as if viewed by sk kind of CRT screen.
claude code saying "High memory usage (1.9GB) - /heapdump"
a screenshot of a phone game, with a status bar at the top, a big Signal Log section in the middle, a panel that says "Scavenging" with 00:54 seconds remaining, and the menu at the bottom says "home", "inventory", "settings"
Screenshot of Claude Web UI User said: my wife left me (blurb says: Thinking about offering emotional support during relationship loss) Claude replies: Damn, that's crazy. Good luck though.
Claude Code: > would you still love me if i was a worm • yes but i'd refactor you into a butterfly
Claude Code output that says "Or a side view:" with an ASCII drawing when prompted to "draw an entire dog in ascii". The ASCII drawing is roughly mammalian in shape but certainly not a dog.
A bearded dragon sitting atop a basking rock staring directly at the camera
A central bearded dragon sitting on her basking spot staring directly at the camera
iphone 17 "poo poo" with a brown color, poop emoji on the back of the phone
Photo of a small black chihuahua breed dog with an underbite lying on a blue blanket staring at the camera. He is lit up with prismatic colors and a bright expression
a photo of a black cat at the top of the stairs, staring directly at the camera with an almost unimpressed gaze
a photo of a black cat sitting extremely awkwardly with his back leg up and he’s staring off into the distance
A black cat lying comfortably on his side with his lil fang poking out
a photo of my hand holding a fiber optic cable above some rocks and sticks in my backyard
chatgpt o3: rate this website on a scale from 1 to 5: https://proto.cool thought for 13m 38s: what the fuck
too many requests, you have exceeded a secondary rate limit
A photo of the air intake sensor on a 2017 ford escape. The wire is chewed straight through
a photo of a black cat lying on the stairs, staring just past the camera
updated oct 10, 2024
"Updated Dec 13, 2024" on Confluence
a photo of a black cat lying on his side on some floating stairs. he is acting very goofy with fangs showing
a photo of a small black chihuahua dog wrapped up in a blue blanket. he is using my laptop as a chin rest. his expression is almost a thousand yard stare
A photo of a small, scruffy, black chihuahua dog with an underbite, missing a tooth. He is sitting on a blue rug, staring at the camera intently
a photo of an "AI artist" account on bluesky generating multiple images of what can only be described as softcore pornography
photo of a small black chihuahua dog on top of a tortilla blanket and black and white stitched pillow
alert : i am going to touch YOUR COMPUTER
a photo of a small scruffy black dog with a gray beard and crazy eyebrows. his ears are sticking straight out and to the side. he has a slight underbite
microsoft teams screenshot - 3 hour meeting
A screenshot of the Oura ring app in iOS, it’s just full of the same card over and over again, and it reads: Bedtime guidance A consistent sleep schedule is one of the key elements of a good quality sleep.
a black cat illuminated by some slightly prismatic colors, he is looking just up and past the camera
a photo of a black cat, his face is in the sun. his chin is resting on my knee. he looks very unimpressed