protojman

@protojman.com

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Internet long-timer. Married with dogs and cats. MTG commander, baking, gardening, building, picturing. Moxfield: https://moxfield.com/users/protojman

Homemade subway style sandwich with home grown lettuce and arugula.
It's a nuwave, definitely not some kind of chicken-chozo-kaiju-plant hybrid.
I’m walking into my garden. As I get to the door the video speeds up like entering a house on MTV Cribs
Masterpiece Mana Vault
A square loaf of bread. Pain au mie
A 3 year old husky/black german shepherd looking at the camera
A close-up, low-angle picture of a black cat
Dragonfly resting on top of oniontops
Several black beauty eggplants growing, with 3 large ones dominant. The picture is focused on one in particular that is very shiny.
A bee buzzes around three eggplant flowers loudly.
Lego build of the original TMNT Party Van
Snake from Metal Gear Awesome
Entirely Normal Cornerchair
A shaded garden. The object of emphasis is the 3 tier plant stand that the plants in the middle are sitting on.
Kavaero, mind bitten and Fleem if they were magic the gathering cards
It's Shredder from the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show. She's dressed as a conductor standing in front of train controls. He's saying "I've always loved playing with trains" in the most menacing way.
A single dandelion surviving a mow session. Separated dandelions are in the background, unmowed
Ginger growing from a raised garden bed. There’s also onion and cabbage
Donatello lamenting his broken Bo staff
A Nord from Skyrim calling you a milk drinker condescendingly
Shredder from TMNT remarking on the long monologue from Krang.
Shredder from TMNT going through amnesia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtdeG1xxn90&list=PLlRSp5L2JpYcYmm3j08UNdL78tSdDWyV1&index=2&pp=iAQB8AUB
Nelly Borca, pointing and yelling in agreement
being thrown into a vortex through time (Samurai Jack)
Scene from Halo 2 where the Prophet of Truth gives a turrifying speech
A scene from National Treasure 2 showing Nic Cage holding the Declaration of Independence. The focus is on Nic.
An older dog lays on her side and with both paws is reaching for either her younger brother or the frisbee nearby. Maybe a little of both. She he younger dog lays on his stomach looking down at the older dog and frisbee
some weird fuckin thing from walmart
That one meme comic where the person is happy to be yelled at but instead it’s 8 imitation subway sandwich rolls
A cat creeping over the edge of a table
Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hovering over Michelangelo while Shredder says "I hunger for cowabunga!"
Scene from Star Trek the Next Generation's pilot "Encounter at Farpoint"
Brock Samson from The Venture Bros after getting hit by a truck