PrplMonkeyMan

@prplmonkeyman.bsky.social

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"... absolute obscenity, sometimes, but not always, tempered by wit, humor, and drollery..." he/him

A boy next door type cuddling a black cat that is incredibly aware of how cute he is
The 4K edition cover of "Don't Torture a Duckling"
The cover to the 4K version of "Your Vie is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key." Yes, that's the real title. Seruously.
A cute and fluffy black cat sprawled across a dark blue roller suitcase on a table.
A fluffy and distinguished black cat tucked into a white cushion and covered with a blanket. As of today, he's officially been putting up with my nonsense for half a decade.
An unreasonably fluffy and handsome black cat that has claimed a Halloween candy bucket for his own
Ballpoint pen on printer paper drawing of an edgelord-y haunted house I drew waaaaaaaaaay back in the day when I was supposed to be paying attention in Stats. Still aced the class, tho
St Joseph Ukrainian Catholic Church in Chicago. Picture an eastern orthodox church made of steel and brass instead of stone or wood. It's actually a bit of dead ringer for a futuristic Church of the Transfiguration in Kizhi Island, and in hindsight the joke would've made a lot more sense that way, but I'm too lazy to go back and retype the whole thing so let's just keep it between us, k?
Photo of Bill Nighy in 2009's "Underworld: Rise of the Lycans." An insanely gaunt looking man with the most 2009 style washed out blue color grading you will ever see. Michael Sheen was pretty hot in it, though, so if he's your type you could do far worse on a hung over Sunday morning.
Eileen Pringle in "The Mystic" dressed in a floor length black satin gown with obnoxiously elaborate gold ornamentation to look like a Medieval version of the Sun
1999 promo poster for the PS1 survival horror game Countdown Vanpires. It has the standard overly shiny renders of the various characters with the main one being Keith - a buff blonde Corbin Fisher bottom looking guy with genuinely awful tribal tattoos.
A glass of white wine and a mostly full plate of Publix knockoff Mac and Cheese perched somewhat precariously on the arm of a sofa. This may or may not come back to bite me in the ass later. The plate is actually an exact match for the Kraft blue box and makes the whole scene look kinda classy, or at least classy-adjascent. I wish I could say that I did that on purpose, but I'm nowhere near that coordinated.