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Cute drawings and bad thoughts, courtesy of your favorite trans dork (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️

Queen Deltarune says, “Wow Cool Face”
a drawing of Susie and Noelle from Deltarune embracing.
A sketch of Fanlee riding on Spätzle’s shoulders, controlling her by pulling her hair. fanleetouille
A sketch of a Worm-in-a-rock god push puppet in two states, standing up and falling over.
A sketch of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner preparing to race. Strong Bad is wearing a shark helmet and riding a bicycle, while Homestar is riding a big wheel. Strong Bad says, “I hope you and your BABY BIKE are ready to eat a moderate-to-severe amount of my dust!” Homestar replies, “you know what they say, Stwong Bad— ‘the biggew the wheel, the biggew the peel’” (inset are 3 small panels, where Homestar continues:”like ‘peeling out’?” ‘s that twack? I’m wowking on my ‘twash tawk’”
drawings of Winnie, a Fallout ghoul, in two outfits. The first is Oscar de la Renta - Spring 1988, a large poofy ruff covering her shoulders and upper torso over a tight black dress with gold accents, and black wig with a large bun on the top of her head. The other is Jean-Charles de Castelbajac - Fall 1996, a large black coat with bright orange accents, over a halter top and maxi skirt with a geometric floral pattern. She’s wearing strappy ballet slippers and no wig.
A mirror selfie of Emma in a red-orange dress with an elastic waist. Her hair is a little messy and the dress is a little wrinkly because she rolled out of bed to work from home and has been wearing the dress all day
A colored sketch of a Fallout ghoul in a blue leather coat tied at the waist and a pinkish wavy wig. Sketches of some additional characters (a handsome vault dweller, a shady ghoul missing half his cheek, a chipper-looking girl in a retro-futuristic space helmet, a reedy little guy in a pageboy cap, and a friendly autralian cattle dog). There is also a bucket with a spade on the side.
A screenshot of an anonymous tumblr ask. Anonymous asked: You're so good at retaining solidity when drawing an object from multiple angles Emma replies: If someone used this as a pickup line on me it would work
A comic. A tree with a face sits in front of an iMac. The screen shows a video of a monkey eating an apple. The tree says: “not a lot of porn sites making content for trees. this is the only one I’ve found that shows the full ‘money shot.’” The video shows the monkey pooping. The tree is sweating. “Here we go…”
A mirror selfie. Emma, hair brushed, wearing a striped white top and black jeans. She’s flashing some kind of transsexual hand signal
A drawing of a young girl with a messy ponytail and a big smile, drawn in bright violet
A comic. A floating smartphone (“The Internet”) says, “wanna see some photographs of a beautiful transgender woman?” Spätzle replies, “is she beautiful or just 20 and rail-thin?” The Internet says, “she’s gorgeous! She’s ’mother!’ She needn’t conform to society’s standards! Over 1000 users have shared her photos with the hashtag ‘goals’” “ok,” spätzle says,”let me see.” She looks at the phone. There is a greentext caption, “>she’s 20 and rail-thin”
Emma in swimsuit, a two-piece with a floral halter and black swim shorts.
A drawing of Orange, Green, and Aqua from Deltarune chapter 5.
a drawing of several characters from the web series Petscop. Newmakers Belle, Paul, and Martin stand around a circle with pets Amber, Randice, and Toneth. The drawing imitates the layout of a famous Ken Sugimori Pokemon illustration.
A drawing of Napstablook, Mettaton, and Mad Mew Mew from Undertale.
A sketchy comic. Goose is wolfing down an ice cream sandwich. Emma says, “slow down with that ice cream sandwich or you’ll get a headache…” Goose replies, not stopping eating, “one of the super kitties had a headache” and Emma says, “yeah? What did they do” Goose gives a condescending scowl and replies flatly, “they saved the day.”
A drawing of Emma as a push puppet, a wooden figure with segmented limbs atop a cylindrical base held together by the tension of a string running through her. A second drawing shows her with the base depressed and the tension released in her string, so that she has collapsed.
A drawing of Emma as a push puppet, a wooden figure with segmented limbs atop a cylindrical base held together by the tension of a string running through her. A second drawing shows her with the base depressed and the tension released in her string, so that she has collapsed.
Winnie taking a bath in a clawfoot tub full of glowing-green liquid. She looks at you with one eye open.
“Winnie Throckmorton-Hoffstadtler-Salazar-Engels” several sketches of a dessecated humanoid woman. Her eyes are sunken, her skin is grey and tattered, her nose is missing. She is wearing bright, colorful outfits, each with a disparate wig and glasses.
a sketch of Swan Boy and Rona walking. Swan Boy isn’t paying attention and is about to step on a rake with a large knife tied to it. Rona anxiously considers warning him.
Deltarune fanart. The Knight, having removed their hood, is revealed to be Noelle. She waves sheepishly and says, “uh, he~y susie…” Susie stares at her wide-eyed and sweating, brandishing her axe shakily. Over her head is the caption, “(indescribable mixture of confusion, fear, anger, and intense lesbianism)”
Two text messages to my wife. “When you get back can I just sit on the back porch by myself and drink my coffee for a minute” (there’s a thumbs-up react), “I really need a break from the one run-on sentence she’s been saying over the last four hours”
a photo of the progress pride flag hanging on a pole
A drawing of a cicada girl with purplish hair and four arms. She is flashing some kind of transsexual hand signal.
The sheep from Sheep in the Big City, but with eyelashes and long hair. She is flashing some kind of transsexual hand signal.
Emma in a floral swimsuit top and swim shorts. Her hair is a little messy and she has a series of fading temporary tattoos on her bare shoulder. She is flashing some kind of transsexual hand signal.
A photograph of an inked comic panel, where a man with a beard drops a scoop of ice cream on a city street. In dismay he shouts, “no—!”
worm-in-a-rock god dressed like a clown, popping out of a jack-in-the-box
A mirror selfie of Emma wearing a sleeveless floral top, tucked into green khaki shorts. She is smiling and flashing some kind of transsexual hand signal.
A photo of Boris Grishenko from the 1995 film Goldeneye, as played by Alan Cumming. He has cute little round glasses, an unbuttoned patterned shirt, and stubble that says “I’d care more about my appearance if men’s clothes weren’t such a drag.”
A sketchy comic. In the first panel, Emma stands proudly and says, “wow! These days I can think about my trauma for ONE WHOLE SECOND without breaking down! That’s amazing!” The second panel is a closeup of an analog wall clock, with the second hand ticking over to 2. In the third panel, emma is shaking with tears, still forcing a wavering grin. “O—k, time for a breather,” she says.
a photo taken from the ferris wheel, the sun setting over the fair
A sketch of Jenny from the movie Buffet Infinity. She is offering a plated sandwich with one hand and spinning a plastic sauce bottle with her other. The bottle is squirting o it some sauce in the shape of a heart. Text reads: “GREAT SANDWICHES, GREAT PRICES… and, oh yeah— SHE’S GOT THE SAUCE.”
A mirror selfie of Emma wearing a purple top with puffed sleeves. She is flashing some sort of transsexual hand signal.
a photo of a drawing. two people drawn in red crayon, both with long hair and glasses. One of the people is taller than the other.
worm-in-a-rock god laying on the ground in a puddle of its own tears, with headphones and an ipod.
Sketches of worm-in-a-rock god. One with it sitting up on its tail, and another where it is doing a kick flip on a skateboard. There is also an elegy-of-emptiness-style statue of wiarg. Also a greature is there
A mirror selfie of Emma wearing purple top with short puffy sleeves. She is flashing some kind of transsexual hand signal.
a sketch of a selfie of Emma with her daughter. They are both smiling. The goose is leaning on Emma’s shoulder.
A mirror selfie of Emma in a red flannel with the sleeves rolled up.
A stock photo of Phang, the Philadelphia Union mascot. The getty images watermark is there.
Photo of Bobby Clarke, captain of the Philadelphia Flyers during their “Broad Street Bullies” era in the early 1970s. The Flyers were known for aggressively physical play which resulted, here, in Bobby Clarke’s missing set of front teeth.
sketches of several Philly sports mascots and some descriptions of them. The Phanatic. Species: anteater(?). Wawa order: italian hoagie, Herr’s ripples, choc milk Gritty. Species: monster. Wawa order: two monsters, three hot dogs Swoop. Species: bald eagle. Wawa order: black coffee, chicken caesar wrap Hip-hop. Species: human man in a bunny costume. Wawa order: cigarettes Phang. Species: snake. Wawa order: tastykake apple pie, sour patch kids
Emma’s bike (large and gray) stood up next to the Goose’s bike (small and pink with shiny streamers and a Minnie Mouse bow on the front)
irony-0: this song is cool and makes this subject look cool irony-1: this song is cool in contrast to the subject, and the coolness disparity makes the subject look even less cool irony-2: this song isn’t cool but the way the song was used in Rick and Morty was cool, and it’ll make the subject look cool to reference Rick and Morty irony-3: they use this song in Rick and Morty to make Rick look cool, so using it here calls specific attention to how not-cool the subject looks as well as signifies that the subject is the type of nerd that identifies with the character of Rick Sanchez irony-4: same as above but also specifically chosen because it’s a scene where Rick and his granddaughter do steroids and beat up a neo-nazi, making one comically imagine the subject as a nazi in question, attempting to defend himself with this silly technique irony-5 (wrapped-around to full sincerity): all of the above but you’re meant to see the subject as such a badass he would with in the fight with roided-up Rick and Summer, which would be cool and also I think Rick is cool and like me
A sketchy comic. Emma wears a ball cap that reads “LESBIAN.” She says, “honestly, it doesn’t always fit the best, but it has SO MUCH sentimental value…” She scowls, her teeth and fingers looking sharper than before, “and I will BITE anyone who tries to take it off me.”
Sketches of two characters from The Pitt. Santos leans aggressively over a counter while Mel stands behind her sweating and wearing an apologetic smile. Santos says, “she asked for NO pickles.” Mel says, “i-, r-really, it’s fine.” hashtag mentos for life
A selfie Emma on the couch with gray cat Charlie laying on her
A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.
worm-in-a-rock god in a colorful, blocky art style.
A selfie of Emma with tousled hair and a wide-eyed smile.
a mirror selfie of Emma in a spacious single-occupant restroom. She is wearing a striped sweater and flashing some kind of transsexual hand signal
A still from Connor O’Malley’s Rap World short where the cameraman briefly steps away to film himself posing tough/awkwardly in the bathroom mirror with a real handgun
A selfie of Emma with messy bedhead holding a translucent pink unicorn-shaped bubble gun. Her expression is cold and she is exhibiting poor trigger discipline.
Stephiroth in Tamodachi Life. Standing confidently and sweating profusely
A selfie of Emma holding a plush of Pumkin from the web series Batman Piderman. Despite being inanimate the plushie still manages to appear uncomfortable.
A mirror selfie of Emma in a striped tank top and jeans.