Jeremiah

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Father, husband, veteran, gamer. white cishet he/him

A Magic: the Gathering card Playful Shove 1R Sorcery Bloomburrow Uncommon Playful Shove deals 1 damage to any target. Draw a card. The boisterous pat on the back was painful, but not nearly as painful as the joke that inspired it. Illus. Zoltan Boros TM & (C) 2024 Wizards of the Coast
A WRug Artifact deck in Marvel Superheroes which proved to be too clunky to even pick up one win.
Doc Samson, Super Psychiatrist 4G Legendary Creature — Gamma Doctor Hero If you would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, put that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent instead. tap: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Doc Samson’s power. “Go ahead, Bruce. Let out your feelings.” 3/6 Illus. Ryan Pancoast
A poor Blue/Black Villains deck. I really want this to be a good archetype but I don't think it is. Although, I might be drafting it entirely incorrectly, so, who knows?
Screenshot of MTG Arena and a mediocre Pick 2 Marvel Superheroes deck. It is Black and Green and lacks removal and a serious high end.
Screenshot of MTG Arena after finishing a Brawl game. Overlaid on the rewards for the game is a visual list of cards that are banned in Standard, except these cards were already banned in standard.
Marvel Superheroes Pick 2 Draft, 4-0, a White/Green counters/tokens deck splashing Blue for Ant-Man and Mister Fantastic.
Lobotomy 2UB Sorcery from Tempest Look at target player's hand and choose any of those cards other than a basic land. Search that player's graveyard, hand, and library for all copies of the chosen card and remove them from the game. That player shuffles his or her library afterwards. Illus. Thomas M. Baxa (c) 1997 Wizards of the Coast, Inc.
snip of a Libby.com screen stating "Your hold is ready after 2 weeks, because the library acquired 80 more copies. <sparkles emoji>"
Ground beef bulgogi bowl with rice, lettuce, spinach, carrots, and jalapeño. Korean spicy cucumber side dish. In a white bowl and plate, on a brown table.
A nearly-decade old picture of me in my Stetson.
Arabella, Abandoned Doll RW Legendary Artifact Creature — Toy Whenever Arabella, Abandoned Doll attacks, it deals X damage to each opponent and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 2 or less. Every night, Cori threw the unsettling doll away. Every morning, it was back on the shelf, its eyes following her every move. 1/3 U 0208 DSK • EN Illus. J. P. Targete TM & C 2024 Wizards of the Coast
A decade-or-so old photo of the poster from the shoulders up. Wearing a black t-shirt, dog tag chain just visible on the neck, and a black Stetson with yellow hat cords, gold Sergeant First Class rank insignia, and Military Intelligence branch insignia.
a red and silver can of Jolt Cola, the logo in white and blue letters with a lightning bolt through the O in Jolt It proudly proclaims it has "All the sugar and twice the caffeine" In smaller blue text it says it was "Inspired By the Need For a Better Tasting Soft Drink." 12 FL. OZ. (354 ML)
A square picture that says, "Happy Martha's Day." There is a picture of Superman and Batman from the shoulders up. Superman has a big cheesy grin on his face, while his thumb and forefinger of his left hand are at the sides of Batman's mouth, forcing his face into the facsimile of a smile. Trademark and Copyright DC Comics.
A round sticker on a square piece of paper roll resting on a distressed brown wood table. The sticker: A peach with “I’m a Georgia voter” on it and “I SECURED MY VOTE” below it.
Oona, Queen of the Fae 3 U/B U/B U/B Legendary Creature -- Faerie Wizard Flying X U/B: Choose a color. Target opponent removes the top X cards of his or her library from the game. For each card of the chosen color removed this way, put a 1/1 blue and black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying into play. 5/5 Illustrated by Adam Rex Trademark and Copyright Wizards of the Coast, Inc.
The book cover for One Shot by Lee Child, author of the #1 New York Times bestselling Reacher series. The cover conveys this information in a white font over a stylized picture of a parking lot with a heavy blue color filter.
A poster for the movie Battlefield Earth, starring John Travolta.
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Magic: The Gathering draft deck that had an overall record of five wins and three losses. It features the strongest card in the set, Sally Pride, as well as a copy of the "mythic Uncommon," Mighty Mutanimals. The pack one, pick one was the also very strong Agent Bishop, Man in Black. Outcomes like this make me question why I'm even playing this game. Sunk cost fallacy, probably.
The cover to Felicia Day's You're Never Weird on the Internet (almost) [a memoir] with Foreword by Joss Whedon. Ms. Day features prominently on the cover in a sleeveless dress with a circuit-board inspired pattern in blue, green, and white. She has a curious expression and has her right hand to her smiling mouth.
cover of The Enemy by Lee Child "The world's number one bestseller" this is the eighth installment of the Jack Reacher thriller series Pictured is a man in military fatigues standing in front of a single story motel The tagline reads, "We all need Jack Reacher, a righteous avenger for our troubled times." The cover is very gray mono-tone, except for the author's name which is gold.
final two panels of the “Oh shit, for real?”comic from Tumblr
Baseball Bat GW Artifact -- Equipment Uncommon from Duskmourn When Baseball Bat enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap up to one target creature. Equip 3 Illustrated by John Stanko
The cover to a paperback edition of Pandora by Susan Stokes-Chapman. #1 Sunday Times Bestseller "Weaves together ancient Greek myth with suspenseful mystery and beguiling romance... Utterly irresistible." Jennifer Saint, author of Ariadne
The cover to a hardcover edition of To Green Angel Tower by Tad Williams. Two armed and armored elven warriors face to the viewer's right. Behind them are the spires of an ancient elven city.
Ashling the Pilgrim 1R Legendary Creature -- Elemental Shaman 1R: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved this turn, remove all +1/+1 counters from Ashling the Pilgrim, and it deals that much damage to each creature and each player. 1/1 Illus. by Wayne Reynolds
A Magic card that is both a bat and an eye.
Hypnotic Specter 1BB Summon Specter Flying An opponent damaged by Specter must discard a card at random from his or her hand. Ignore this effect if opponent has no cards in hand. “…There was no trace! Of aught on that illumined face…” — Samuel Coleridge, “Phantom” Illus. Douglas Shuler 2/2
Beat down Fireball, now with more variables
The Magic: The Gathering card Hubris, from the Journey into Nix expansion. It is an Instant that costs one generic mana and one blue mana. It says, "Return target creature and all Auras attached to it to their owners' hands. 'You ish to learn of Nyx? Very well.' -- Phenax, god of deception". The art is by Seb McKinnon and shows Hobbes losing back to back after posting about his 3-0 start.
Search bar: does raphael have ovaries AI answer: Does not have ovaries Raphal does not have ovaries. He is an archangel associated with healing and is not depicted as having reproductive organs.
Rocket Launcher, a card from the Magic: The Gathering Antiquities expansion. It costs 4 generic mana, is a Poly Artifact, and has an ability "2: Do 1 damage to any target. Rocket Launcher may not be used until it begins a turn in play on your side. If it is used, Rocket Launcher is destroyed at end of turn." The flavor text says, "What these devices lacked in subtlety, they made up in strength." The art is by Pete Venters who insists that Raphael is not the one using the Rocket Launcher in the painting.
Magic: The Gathering Goblin token from Unglued, illustrated by Pete Venters. This handsome lad is dressed in his best rags, his scrap metal scimitar in his left hand and resting on his shoulder. He smiles toothily at the observer, motioning "c'mere, you" with the index finger of his right hand.
The cover of The Seeress of Kell, Book Five of The Mallorean, by David Eddings.
The cover to Without Fail, a Reacher novel, #6 in the #1 New York Times bestselling series, by Lee Child.
The cover to Echo Burning, a Jack Reacher novel, #5 in the series, by #1 New York Times bestselling author Lee Child. "The best mystery I have read this year." -- The Boston Globe
The cover to The Well of Ascension, Book Two of Mistborn, by Brandon Sanderson. "Brandon Sanderson is the real thing -- and exciting storyteller with a unique and powerful vision." -- David Farland
1983 DC Comics Advertisement for Green Lantern: Beginning this October Len Wein and Dave Gibbons will take the Emerald Gladiator places he has never gone before... to new foes! New friends! New thrills! The new Green Lantern is coming... and he's coming for you! The new DC There's no stopping us now
.png file showing the states and territories that comprise the United States, color coded by whether the poster has lived in/stayed in/visited/stopped in/passed through the area.
The Dragonbone Chair by New York Times Bestselling Author Tad Williams. Book One of Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn. "Inspired me to write my own seven-book trilogy. It's one of my favorite fantasy series." - George R. R. Martin, New York Times bestselling author. The ornate hilt, pommel, and cross-guard of a sword are shown on a white background.
The cover for the Revised and Expanded Edition of Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side Of Everything, by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner. New York Times Bestseller. "Prepare to be dazzled." - Malcolm Gladwell, author of The Tipping Point and Blink. A picture of a green apple, but the inside is the flesh of an orange or possibly another citrus fruit.
A graphic for Heavyweight Champ, released by SEGA, considered by some to be the first fighting game.
The cover for Star Wars: Death Star by Michael Reaves and Steve Perry The art is of a cargo ship heading towards, and dwarfed in size by, an under-construction Death Star.
The cover to Die Trying, A Reacher Novel, in the #1 New York Time Bestselling Series, by Lee Child. "Don't miss Reacher prime video"
Cover of Guardians of the West, Book One of The Mallorean, by international bestseller David Eddings.
The cover to Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. Features a pull quote from V. E. Schwab - "Unlike anything I've ever read. Muir's writing is as sharp as a broken tooth, and just as unsettling." The art if of a young lesbian necromancer, face pained in a skull motif, a white cloak and long sword across her back, striding toward the viewer and raising animate skeletons from bone shards. This is Harrowhark Nonagesimus.
The cover for A Conjuring of Light, a novel by V.E. Schwab. On a purple background, a dark-haired man in a gold crown, flowing black capelet, and gold epaulets faces away from the viewer. "#1 New York Times Bestselling Author of The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue"
The cover of the hardcover edition of Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson.
A small white chihuahua in a blue dog bed, laying on a purple and blue polka dotted robe. He looks disoriented because he just woke up, but really he always kinda looks like that.
The cover to The Knight and the Butcherbird by New York Times Bestselling Author Alix E. Harrow. An Amazon Original short story.
The cover to Strange Academy: First Class by Skottie Young, Humberot Ramos, and Edgar Delgado. Collects the first six issues of the 2020 series Strange Academy. Blurb by Neil Gaiman.
The cover to V.E. Schwab's A Gathering of Shadows, the second book in the Shades of Magic trilogy.
The cover for This is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mothar and Max Gladstone. The cover is a light blue color with the title in black. The first author's name is at the top in blue and the second author's name is at the bottom in red. A cardinal facing right juxtaposes an upside bluejay facing left (its right). Each bird's picture has been cut multiple times vertically and put back together *just* slightly off.
Jim Henson’s Count Chocula cereal by General Mills chocolatey cereal with monster marshmallows / cereal chocolatoso con malvaviscos de monstruos There’s a muppet Count Chocula on the front of the box.
A snipped screen grab: Golden Harvest Food Bank Thank you for your gift. Thank you for your donation to Golden Harvest Food Bank. You will soon receive a confirmation email at the email address you provided. We could not do the important work of feeding our neighbors in need without the help of generous friends like you. Thank you for helping to transform the lives of families, seniors and children who struggle with hunger in our community. Together, we can build a healthy, hunger-free tomorrow. Help us by sharing -Facebook -X -Email Donation Information Amount $10.55 USD One-time Confirmation number 156809692 A copy of your receipt will be sent to your email shortly.
A snipped comic panel. Spider-man, facing away from the viewer, says, "You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn people into *dinosaurs*? But with tech like that, you could cure *cancer*!" Sauron, a humanoid pterodactyl-like person, riding a horned dinosaur, perhaps a triceratops, replies, "But I don't *want* to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs." From the comic Spider-man and the X-Men.
Military latrine graffiti on a biege toilet stall wall. Lower case letters written in black ball point pen ink on the left read “…uch bones” and “lush pie.” The focus of the image is a the unit patch for the United States Army’s First Infantry Division, the “Big Red One.” Originally drawn in black ink, another artist has scratched out the number one to make a crude etching of male genitalia, both balls and cock.
A sticker of a peach with “I’m a Georgia Voter” and “I SECURED MY VOTE”
The cover for the Del Rey mass market paperback of Enchanters' End Game, Book Five of The Belgariad, by David Eddings.