Plain Simple Garak

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I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst.

Stepbrothers: What poem is that from? Is it James Joyce!
Futurama: Bender: "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention... now that... is... irony."
Dr Evils elaborate plan for killing the captured Austin Powers.
Captain Morgan Bateson of the USS Bozeman (TNG: "Cause and Effect")
The Gorn from the Star Trek episode Arena.
Montgomery Scott recently materialized on a transporter pad after spending decades cycling in the buffer patterns. Start Trek The Next Generation. Relics.
Scene from The Batman
Baywatch Title Card
Baseketball: Squeak gives an emotional speech, while dressed as a Pineapple on the Malaka-Laka Board of Trust. "Dudes. Stop this madness!"
SNL. Norm's character reacts to the gangs breaking out onto song and dance.
hot dog man wants to know who did this
A very special scene, from a very special episode of Saved by the Bell, where Zack holds the dead body of Becky the duck, who's been killed after an oil spill took place on campus after oil was found at Bayside, and they agreed to allow them to drill, despite the risks and concerns..
"That's strange. I remember it differently, in a way that aligns with my world view and casts me in a positive light."
Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit and a picture of him today in his role as White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy.
Wait. Is this fucking play about us?
Commander William Riker sitting in the cockpit of The Phoenix, smirking after telling Zefram Cochrane "You did," after being asked who said the famous quote he just shared. Scene from Star Trek: First Contact.
Commander William Riker sitting in the cockpit of The Phoenix, smirking after telling Zefram Cochrane "You did," after being asked who said the famous quote he just shared. Scene from Star Trek: First Contact.
Scene from the Simpsons, where Apu - in an attempt to gain US citizenship - is answering a question on the causes of the civil war. In the midst of a long-winded answer about economic struggle, tariffs, and states rights, the test administrator cuts him off, saying "Hey, hey. Just say slavery."
Dean Pelton and "Subway" in the Greendale cafeteria during an episode of Community.
Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? - Anchor Man
The Brink HBO series starring Tim Robbins and Jack Black
Dr Strangelove, "You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" Scene
René Auberjonois as Chef Louis in The Little Mermaid.
The Probe in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home approaches Earth.
Levar Burton and Fred Rogers on the set of Mr Rogers Neighborhood.
Captain Shaw staring down Picard and Riker after denying their request in Star Trek: Picard Season 3.