Baja Blastoise

@ptbooks.bsky.social

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Pizza eater. Bench presser. Sci-fi enjoyer. Procrastinator. Autistic American. Trying not to let the perfect be the enemy of the good. I swear I’m not a robot for real guys.

A weather forecast indicating could and rain after sunset in the region of Albany ny
Headshot of a parakeet making an expression of disgust
A political cartoon depicting a non-union firefighter looking up at a unionized firefighter’s benefits package.
Cookie Monster pointing a gun at some guy on a couch
Horrible pizza on a white paper plate.
A tiny rabbit sitting in front of a flowerpot.
Chris Evans laughing hysterically with the American flag in the background
TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS
TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD - From the new Infowars
TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD
Empire State Plaza, Albany NY 6/24/2026
Gotham city, as seen in Batman TAS
Two deep-fat fryer baskets loaded with ice, ready to dunk and cause a catastrophic oil spill.
Todd Ziller, a marvel character similar to but legally distinct from Godzilla (I’m not kidding, his name is Todd.)
Bob Parr from The Incredibles smiling enthusiastically
Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising informing you that he made it the fuck up
A big-ass bald-ass freedom bird soaring over a red white and blue skycape
A rough drawing of a fake tweet describing someone accidentally signal-boosting a white supremiscist
Big ass clown shoes
Office worker in a knight’s helm standing next to a copy machine.
Jeep with snow giving the headlights the appearance of a frowny face
Disgust
A cartoon advising people not to retweet racist posts
A panel from an old fantastic four comic
Meme of a small child delivering DoorDash inside of an mma octagon
A post about former NYC mayor Eric Adams doing yet another crypto coin rug pull on rubes
Big monke
Captain America reading the news and getting upset
A McDonalds billboard in a city center that says ‘hey crypto bros, we are hiring’.
A poster displaying striking Starbucks workers with the instructions ‘if baristas go on strike, don’t buy at Starbucks.’
A photo composite of Ronald McDonald posing like Adolf Hitler
Hitler getting his hams sandwiched by Captain America. For some reason the picture is sideways.
A brown book cover that says ‘being offensive makes you automatically funny and anyone who thinks otherwise is a SJW and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself’, volume 2
Homer’s fucked-up firepit meme with the word ‘Legal system’ in place of ‘firepit’.
Alligator Alcatraz getting closed down by workers in reflective vests with Dark Souls text overlaid, stating ‘INTERNMENT CAMP CLOSED’
Some guy in a Doritos pope hat holding up Mountain Dew bottles in each hand.
An image of a McMansion with a freshly manicured lawn.
An image of MechaHitler, the final boss from the 1992 video game Wolfenstein 3D.
A composition of prominent people and achievements from American history with the statement ‘THE USA IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR’ in the center
Text exchange in which someone is afraid that their Tesla will be targeted by both democrats and republicans from now on.
Captain America revving his Harley across the magic norse rainbow bridge Bifrost.
A star-spangled anime character
Some kind of… softcore phone mask?
A scam in which someone is promised free-WiFi by scanning a QR code then getting their phone snatched
Do you ever yearn for the soft touch of a pancake