paul

@ptfen.bsky.social

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white cishet middle class dad 🇵🇸 free palestine 🇱🇧 🇾🇪 🏳️‍🌈 trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️ profile image: Jesper Olsen of Manchester United in 1984/85. banner image: Eric Cantona ("The Ratio") kicks Matthew Simmons ("You")

Andy Burnham. offensive weapons. Wes Streeting.
comedian peter kay, holding a microphone and wearing a blue shirt, portrays a confused expression as he delivers his "garlic bread" routine
lionel messi attempts to get marc cucurella sent off during the world cup final
BBC news headline accompanied by a photo of Burnham. Faisal Islam: The new PM has big ideas - but what will they cost?
From now on… You have a government unburdened by doctrine…
Because if I asked you, now… Whether you believe that Britain will be better for your children… I know - too many of you would say: no. And so my government will fight, every day… Until you believe again.
map of north-west wales centred around cardigan bay. A patch of orange indicates the location of a large (858 hectare) wildfire currently burning between Llanbedr and the A470
Brett Goldstein as Roy Kent looking angry
Very basic powerpoint slide reading "Introduction to Fire" with some clip art fire safety symbols and a black-and-white sillhouette of a person fighting a small fire with an extinguisher. The subtitle reads: "Let me read the definitions that I got from the Wikipedia definition of fire."
Dean Craig Pelton from Community
still image from Empire Strikes Back. Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker floats upright, submerged in a cylindrical bacta tank, centre of frame. His face is obscured by a breathing mask and the light shining from the top of the tank. Alongside the tank, medical droid 2-1B watches from some kind of console, while in the foreground, shadowed, Han Solo, Leia Organa and C-3PO look on.
Simon Baker as Patrick Jane in "The Mentalist"
man is pointing at his reflection in the mirror saying "get in there and make it about you"
Danny Devito (left) and Arnold Schwarzenegger (right) in Twins (1988). Both men are wearing matching cream suits, patterned green shirts and dark glasses, with their suit jackets held over their right shoulder. Both are smiling, and Devito is looking *up* at Schwarzenegger.
Darren bent scores for sunderland vs liverpool as pepe reina is distracted by a red beach ball on the pitch
the above two tweets: "advert on our recycling group: "facial steamer - didn't fit on me" "sir what is going on with your face" the tweet immediately below links to a video showing Count Binface
Image from Wikipedia: "Crown Steward and Bailiff of the three Chiltern Hundreds of Stoke, Desborough and Burnham" Photograph of Josh Simons, the incumbent since 18th May 2026. Appointer: Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Glenn from Superstore
Harlequins rugby player tom williams walks of the pitch alongside a physio. His mouth is bloodied but he is for some reason winking as he leaves the field.
Neymar being stretchered off during the 2014 world cup in a kind of orange crate, carried by 4 members of the physio team. his hand is on his face.
The Sickos meme, a black and white cartoon of a slightly perverted looking man looking in through someone's window saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!"
Still image from The Expanse. Wes Chatham as Amos Burton appears through a circular airlock in the floor, his head and shoulders visible, he looks at the camera with a mildly amused expression. Not captioned, he is about to deliver the line "You guys look like shit!""
Still image from the video for Pump up the Jam by Technotronic, overlaid with the caption "Technotronic's home planet, Earth, consists of 70% water"
a blonde haired man fails to drink a glass of water in various amusing ways, from the cartoon Gravity falls.
"Post blocked", I am blocked by the person who did the post above now.
Geena Davis looks unimpressed in The Fly (1986)
Still image from the Simpsons (uncaptioned). On a TV screen, Ralph Wiggum looks agonised as Lisa Simspon turns away from him angrily, while in the foreground Bart Simpson's hand holds the remote, capturing the exact second "his heart rips in half".
caption from the top right of the BBC football coverage reading "Voice of Darren Cann"
80s 8-bit Football Manager clone, "Track Suit Manager" by Goliath Games. The cover depicts a generic red-shirted footballer, a manager yelling who looks a little bit like Bobby Robson, and the promise of "real match tactics"
My 2020s political compass: 92% woke 8% chud 45% techbro 55% neo-luddite 52% hopepilled 48% doomer 78% davos 22% dubai Your closest match Zohran Mamdani
game of thrones blond woman and marvel australian norse god man both doing the same facial expresion of amused doubt with the caption "is it tho".
Still from Con Air (1997). John Cusack looks irate as Colm Meaney (grinning) and another agent refuse to allow him on to their helicopter
aaron paul as jesse pinkman in Breaking bad, tearfully yelling "he can't keep getting away with this!"
a small roled up section of astroturf
unidentifiable blurry close up of austrian defender lying on his back holding his left knee
lionel messi wheels away towards the near corner flag after scoring his second goal for Argentina against Austria. three Austrian defenders are collapsed in various positions in the box, the keeper is yelling furiously and the only standing defender has a haunted look about him
arsene wenger standing in front of Manchester United fans at old trafford, with his arms spread out, not sure where he's supposed to go after being sent off
The debate around the use of toilets by trans people, both within the UK and elsewhere, has been centred around the fictitious danger supposedly caused by trans women towards cis women in enclosed spaces. The Lemkin Institute would like to remind everyone that this danger is invented and therefore does not require a state response that causes harm to trans and intersex people. The “danger” caused by the existence of the trans community is a common refrain of the genocidal gender critical movement and is in no way based in fact.
still image from a 1988 conservative party political broadcast. A white teacup labeled "GAY SEMINARS" is being filled with liquid from above, splashing in and around the saucer, while a counter in the corner of the frame reads "£302". The YouTube title reads "1988 tory manifesto: teapots and homophobia"
Alert! Anti-depressants during hot weather. If you are taking sertraline, citalopram, duloxetine, fluoxetin, mirtazipine or any other SNRI / SSRI, you are more prone to overheating and dehydration. Please stay safe in this heat! Stay in the shade, stay hydrated and wear sun cream.
UK Health Security Agency: HOT WEATHER Look out for people who might struggle to keep cool. Older people, people with long-term health conditions and young children may need help keeping cool.
glass of fizzy cola being filled by a bar gun
Tweet by NEO @MULLET_FAN_NEO: "JUST HAD SOME TOBLERONE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES AND IT WAS FUCKING CLASS" Reply by Toblerone (brand account) "OF COURSE IT WAS! TOBLERONE IS THE BIZ. (Sorry, why are we shouting?)" Reply by NEO "SHUT UP YOU TRIANGLE CUNT. I’LL EAT YOU BUT DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME HOW TO SPEAK ON HERE"
Partey's situtation is not the first to involve the authorities of the host nations - the United States, Mexico and Canada - as the tournament gets under way.
mr blobby space marine, originally posted by ian fay
box containing RISK, the world strategy game by Parker. the box illustration is a vivid painting of horses, soldiers and cannon from a long gone era, against a bold red background
BBC world cup fixture listing: Friday 12th June Group A 03:00 South Korea vs Czech Republic 20:00 Canada vs Bosnia-Herzegovina Saturday 13th June Group B 20:00 Qatar vs Switzerland Group C 23:00 Brazil vs Morocco Group D 02:00 USA vs Paraguay Sunday 14th June Group C 02:00 Haiti vs Scotland Group D 05:00 Australia vs Turkey
mr blobby space marine, originally posted by ian fay
a grey and white cat is curled up on a very worn brown dining chair with his paws at a ridiculous, perhaps even impossible angle. I struggle to describe it but one of his front paws is sticking out to the side and the other one is facing upwards under his chin
screenshot from the above link showing Dr Ellie Chowns' picture alongside the date she signed the EDM. Chowns, Dr. Ellie Green Party 3 June 2026 North Herefordshire
still from the quoted video. A furious looking man with black hair, a trimmed beard and bushy eyebrows is grimacing as he turns away from the bathroom mirror, about to fire his gun (out of frame). He strongly resembles Roy Kent, the gruff footballer portrayed by Brett Goldstein in seasons 1-3 of Ted Lasso.
‪paul‬ ‪@ptfen.bsky.social‬ · 12h or perhaps being a normal person who posts like the rest of us is part of his appeal ‪Martin Greenaway‬ ‪@mgreenaw.bsky.social‬ · 2h People voted for Donald Trump on that kind of flimsy bollocks. You can find a better reason than that, I hope. ‪paul‬ ‪@ptfen.bsky.social‬ · 26m yes, the policies are also good ‪Martin Greenaway‬ ‪@mgreenaw.bsky.social‬ · 24m OK and, one might argue, a politician's policies are more important than him constantly getting into shitfits on social media, yes? paul ‪@ptfen.bsky.social‬ if that's what you want to call it, sure. I'm arguing that it's not the "biggest liability" that Senior Green Party Sources* are saying, and may actually be a net positive for many of us
“Ultimately we need to reach out with this message of inequality and point out that when multimillionaires and billionaires are taking more money than ever before, the problem is not someone who is fleeing for their lives and might be travelling by small boat. The problem is flying above our head by private jet.”
Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds in "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia", driving a car with his left hand while leaning and looking back, holding an egg in his right hand. The subtitles read "Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
a bunch of cops walking along behind the goalline in the CL final
AI Overview If you are asking about the British indie-rock band Half Man Half Biscuit (HMHB), they notably immortalized British weather forecasters (like Michael Fish and John Kettley) in their cult-classic song, "John Kettley is a Weatherman".
Jon Hamm as Don Draper in "Mad Men", pitching an idea to the boardroom. On his whiteboard is a picture of Hamm the pig from Toy Story.
partial screenshot of the OP's table showing "annual cost" and "time to reach this scope" except the 2nd row doesn't
Star Trek: The Next Generation title card, which reads: "Episode II: Attack of the Eugenics"
Martin Le-May's photograph of a weasel riding on a flying Green Woodpecker's back. The woodpecker is Andy Burnham. The weasel is the labour right hoping for another term in power