Ptisan 🦝

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7 Remaining miniature hot sauce bottles in a stocked pantry
Pouring Red pepper sauce over macaroni and beef meal
LinkedIn 10:56 am 1 person noticed you.
Person wearing Full-face sunglasses and posing as if they werent
Four miniature bottles of various hotsauce from the Aldi "25 Days of Holiday Heat" advent calendar.
Mostly empty bottle of Tabasco brand Sriracha Sauce
A cartoon of a woman wearing cargo shorts, blue shirt with rolled up sleeves, and white tennis shoes, suspended precariously while using a computer at a desk. Her torso is facing the ground, feet are slightly above her head, and she is facing the computer screen. She is apparently hanging from a cable which curls all around the desk. There is a large error sign with an exclamation point on a yellow triangle sitting on her thigh. The desk with the computer is messy with books, flowers, and the aforementioned cables. She is apparently holding an older cellular phone or other wireless device with an antenna.
An isometric view inside of a fantasy computer filled with circuitry and little red and teal colored malware bugs causing chaos. The bugs are oval shaped with big, silly cartoon faces.
a cartoon drawing of a person in a glowing light. The person is sitting in a lit-up clearing in the middle of a jungle scene. The outer edges of the jungle scene are dark and filled with scary animals.
A drawing of a slender white colored robot with exposed wiring and glowing blue eyes examining a slender, light complexioned woman with a brunette ponytail who is likewise examining the robot. The woman is dressed in white, holding a pencil pointed at the robots nose and is holding a clipboard.
Here be dragons - My unpaid spotify homepage featuring such nonsense as Linkin Park, Nu Metal Era, Stop Light Observations, Gunship, Halloween Party, and Disney Lullaby. My top mixes are based on Air and TWRP. Spotify wants to recommend more music like Linkin Park, and Vengaboys 'Your Place or Mine?' Is on deck ready to play.
Screenshot of my Bluesky app icon with no alerts
Picture of me, walking outside, wearing Oakley gascan shades with aftermarket reflective purple lenses, a backpack and jacket from work, and sporting my typical beard
Scruffy Scruffington from Futurama. He is the janitor of Planet Express and owns 40000 shares of the company. The image is from the episode "Future Stock" and he is about to say the word "seconded" during the stockholders meeting.