Piotr Tomaszewski

@ptomaszewski.eurosky.social

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Berliner, Europäer, Antifaschist. Schreibt über Kunst, Sport, Politik, Speis und Trank, seltener über die Conditio humana. Homo ludens. Part time smooth brained NAFO-dog

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Screenshot von Bild Online. Chrupalla und Siegmund singen DDR-Hymne bei AfD-Wahlkampf in Sachsen-Anhalt
A few well dressed people against the backdrop of a gorgeous evening sky at one of Berlin's rooftop bars. In the forefront you can see a camera man and his assistant doing their work.
A yellow sign with a black figure slipping saying: "caution white boy dancing"
Belgium's Romelu Lukaku celebrates the fourth goal against the US
A cute Iba Shinu is laying on the pavement next to me.
Picture of a milkman
Picture of an ad for a RFK branded perfume. The claim states: " RFK's legendary scent. A perfume that redefines your style: special 50 ml edition.
Friedrich Merz beim Sommerfest der CDU. Der Kanzler schaut sehr sparsam.
Me after getting into torrential rain.
Photograph of a wine glass some pretzels. The still live is doused in warm evening sun.
Nigel Farage waving a little Union Jack looking every bit the imbecilic c*nt that he is.
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Fella riding a Taurus Missile striking Putin's crotch.
A mirror at a bar in Berlin. Someone has written the following message on it: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, I'm so sexy, fuck you all."
Picture of the fortune from my fortune cookie. The message reads: Let your life be lighter.
Donald Trump steht einsam und verloren beim G7 Gipfel während sich seine Kollegen angeregt unterhalten.
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Wie versiedene Fußballer sich auf Klo verhalten Meme.
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Picture of a lovely Shiba Inu.
Screen shot from South Park. Trump is in bed with Satan begging him for sex.
Ursula von der Leyen draging in a Trojan horse with Vucic's face into a city with the EU flag on it. In the horses belly sit Putin and Xi.
Das laughing politicians meme.
JD Vance as Simba in the Lion King strutting along next to a floral couch singing: "OH I Just can't wait to be King!" In the background a number of Zebras stand at attention.
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A collage of different types of infected from The Last of Us. As their infection progresses they mutate from Nixon to Reagan to Bush Jr to Trump.
Schlagzeile auf Tagesschau.de: "Spahn als Fraktionschef wiedergewählt"
A picture of a festively decorated little hut, complete with icicles and snow, sitting on a well worn down bar.
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Eric and Donald Jr. holding a dead leopard, which they presumably shot dead.
Donald Tusk looking deliriously happy during an interview.
A WhatsApp chat posted to the Italians Mad at Food account. "I was chatting with this girl on tinder. Everything was going smoothly. Until she added me on insta." Than he shows a picture of a pasta dish she posted on insta that looks like something a cat might have regurgitated. He continues to ask if it is too Italian to coxkblock himself in the name of carbonara.
Picture of a young Chris Nilan. He looks straight at the camera spotting a narrow smile. His hair is curly.
A picture of RFK jr. talking to AOC, who looks at him like he just said the most imbecilic thing ever.
Keith Richards next to a poster saying: patience please, a drug free America comes first.
Zutatenliste der Demi Glace von Knorr.
Ein Bild der Nürnberger Prozesse. Über die Gesichter der originalen Nazi-Verbrecher habe ich die Fressen ihrer spirituellen Nachfolger montiert. Von links nach Rechts: Alice Weidel, Andrej Babis, Viktor Orban, Robert Fico, Marine Le Pen, Geert Wilders, Karol Nawrocki.
A pack of so called demi-glace powder. Made by Knorr.
A teenager holding up a handwritten sign saying: I just hope both teams lose!
Ein paar Herren in teuren Anzügen und mit Champagner in der Hand lachen sich scheckig. Das Bild ist mit den Worten: "Und dann sagte ich: Ja, sicher Herr Klingbeil, natürlich geben wir den Tankrabatt an die Kunden weiter!
Two little boys are running towards each other. One has an EU flag, the other a Canadian flag.
Manfred Weber will Brandmauer nicht als Bunker verstanden wissen.
Peanuts football prank, on Charlie Brown wears a Maple Leafs Jersey and the Football is substituted by the Stanley Cup.
Push-Nachricht der Zeit "Eilmeldung: Russisches Gericht verurteilt Karnevalist Tilly zu Haftstrafe"
A young Kid Rock pretending to be gangsta.
Two fresh sourdough rolls with Dijon mustard, mayonnaise, fried mortadella and provolone cheese.
Eine Packung französischen Spargels. Unten links steht, dass 500g für 2 bis 3 Personen reichen sollen.
Ein Tiefseetaucher laut Charles Schumann. 2 CL Contreau, 2 CL weißer Rum, 6 CL dunkler Rum, 6 CL dunkler Oberproof Rum. Hicks!
A warship opens fire during the Gallipoli Campaign in 1915.
Ein Exponat bei einer Vernissage. Ein schwarzes Metronom mit einem Papierschild versehen, auf dem steht:" Ich bin ja so glücklichnicht (sic!)"
His master's voice picture with Trump's head photoshopped onto the dog's body.
Screenshot von Welt online. "Manuel Hagel bietet Rücktritt an - CDU-Landesvorstand lehnt ab"
Screenshot aus der Zeit Online: Unions-vizefraktionschef sieht "üble Kampagne" gegen Spitzenkandidat Hagel.
Hochrechnung zur Landtagswahl in Baden-Württemberg. Grüne 31,8%, CDU 29,3 %
Artikel aus der Zeit: "Er könnte Geschichte schreiben In Baden-Württemberg läuft der Wahlkampf von Cem Özdemir überraschend fulminant. Was haben die Grünen, was der CDU gerade fehlt?"
A woman wearing a 1990's style plastic choaker chain.
A portion of Żurek soup and a few slices of bread and a bottle of beer at the Wars dining car of the Berlin - Warszawa express.