Peter Taylor

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40, he/him 🧙 Narrative Designer for Sports Interactive on Football Manager 26 ⚽ IWGB & Lib Dem member ✊🔶 Views solely mine, etc. 😉 https://ctrl-the-narrative.com ✍️

A photo taken in 2019 in Shortstown. Above a housing estate, an airship can be seen.
A screenshot from Yakuza 0. The text says: Hardcore Hooligan - "Gee wiz pal, I nearly peed my- Er- What are ya doin' chuffin' around behind me, ya ugly knob?!"
A still from a Count Binface video. The text reads: "Yes, I wonder whether SEGA needs to be nationalised."
A screenshot of Japan men's World Cup 2026 away shirt. It is made by Adidas, its main colour is off-white, has twelve differently coloured stripes, and a black and white trim on the sleeves and collar.
A photograph of a medium haired cat on a wall. My hand is stretched outwards to it.
A screenshot from Championship Manager 97-98. The text says: End Of Game The year is now 2026. Championship Manager 97-98 has been running for around 30 seasons. To continue playing, please re-load and start a new game.
A screenshot of a push notification from Netflix. The text reads: Looking for something to play? We recommend Football Manager 26
I Was A Teenage Exocolonist Who's Lila VIDEOVERSE Wednesdays Decade Arcade Spirits The Excavation of Hob's Barrow Pieced Together Old Skies
Ken Clarke necking a whiskey when he was Chancellor during his Budget speech
Ken Livingstone with an old phone.
The cover for Crime Traveller, The Complete Series. Starring Michael French and Chloe Annett.
Dr Naomi Wolf: No! No!!
Ken Livingstone holding a phone to his ear years ago.
A screenshot of an old tweet with a younger Jamie Oliver looking like his soul just vacated the premises. The text reads: The greatest moment in TV history was when Jamie Oliver showed children how McNuggets were made and smugly said "now who would still eat this?" and literally everyone put their hand up and he looked really sad
A screenshot of an old Naomi Wolf tweet. The text says: "No! No!!"
A photo of my son's bedroom wall. It has a World Cup wall chart on it.
A photo taken in the Forest of Dean. In the foreground is an England flag attached to a lamppost close to Lidl. In the background is the pride flag atop a clock tower.
A screenshot from ITV of Keir Starmer. The text says: "I'm nearly finished", Starmer tells crying child.
A photograph I took from a hotel room window in Tokyo. It shows Otsuka station in the foreground, a JR Yamanote Line train, and the city in the background.
Two different shooting events from the 2024 Olympics transposed into one image. On the left is South Korea's Kim Yeji. On the right is Turkey's Yusuf Dikec.
A screenshot from Crazy Taxi: World Tour. Two guys are in a taxi. The one in the back has an excited expression on their face. The one driving is in a kind of reverie.
A screenshot of who liked my post on Bluesky yesterday, including Chiitan. The text reads: Fuck off, Andrew George. Not going to rest until all Lib Dem MPs recognise and protect every minority group, including trans people. This is absolutely shameful.
A weeb and an old guy sit next to each other on the train.
The title screen from Sonic The Hedgehog. The text reads: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SEGA
A racist motivated by nothing other than their own racism and hatred of people has decided to attach a UK flag to a lamppost.
A screenshot of an email from ANA. The text reads: Summer is here - but what comes next? ANA e-Newsletter <anamagazine@mail.ana.co.jp> to me
A screenshot from The Guardian's 2026 Men's World Cup player-by-player preview. The age for Rayan is stated as being -1...
A screenshot from Etsy. The text reads: Thank you for letting us know about this. Your report will be reviewed by our Marketplace Integrity team. You may also want to visit our House Rules for more information on what qualifies to be sold on Etsy.
A photo of a large character from Warhammer at the UK Games Expo. They have glowing blue eyes, a massive axe in their left hand, and are dressed in pale metallic armour.
A photo of me from 2019 at a kids' dress-up café. I have a vaguely pirate hat and wig on.
The Simpsons image, with text that reads: "So you want a realistic down-to-earth show that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?"
An excerpt from a Guardian article on Tony Blair, who definitely feels more than the hand of history on his shoulder. The text reads: The government should now remove all obstacles to AI-related business growths, radically increase planning reform, reverse its North Sea energy policy and make fundamental changes to the welfare system, Blair argued, as well as seeking to repair relations with Trump’s White House.
The Legend of Zelda logo, but with custom text. It reads: The Steam Review System Fucking Sucks Bin It Off
A comment on a ConHome article, sorted by 'Best' (used extremely loosely). The text reads: Kemi is the prisoner of the Tory establishment. Most of her MPs are wet remainers, and would love to see Mel Stride or some other experienced wet replace her. . I wonder how many of her MPs were actually dismayed by her sacking of the Conservative Worcester councillor for supporting the Greens last week? I bet there were quite a few. . Until the party deals with problem of the "LibDems-in-disguise" MPs, there can be no progress. . Conservative voters now have an alternative conservative party to vote for.
A creepy guy with sunglasses on looms menacingly over someone with a megaphone.
A screenshot of a post by Stephen Bush on Bluesky. The text reads: I'm retired. I voted Ukip in 2014, Conservative in 2015, did not vote in 2017, Tory again in 2019. In 2024 I voted Reform. I think immigration is too high, the last Conservative government was the worst ever, and London is a foreign land. Why is today moving me back towards the Tories?
A doctored screenshot from Star Trek Voyager. The text reads: "Species 8472 can't win here - only the Liberal Democrats can"
Dr Naomi Wolf: No! No!!
A screenshot of a drill tweet. The text reads: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile.you fucking moron"
Many Lib Dem MPs at someone's door presumably, clockwise from the top: Tim Farron Anna Sabine Wendy Chamberlain Calum Miller Layla Moran Clive Lewis Daisy Cooper Josh Babarinde Bobby Dean Jess Brown-Fuller Jamie Stone Paul Kohler Marie Goldman Zoë Franklin
Dr Naomi Wolf: No! No!!
A red mug. The text reads: Controls on immigration. I'm voting Labour
A childish painting of Keir Starmer with a small, black lined face. The text reads: I'm not interested in change or hope
Keir Starmer saying: "That's real Britain"
A photo of the perfect margherita pizza.
Dr Naomi Wolf: No! No!!
A screenshot from https://quiz.jmoxley.co.uk/ - it shows my result as being 'Progressive Liberal'.
Dr Naomi Wolf: No! No!!
An image from findmypolitics.com. It shows my quiz results as being Liberal Progressive (Centre-Left / Civil Libertarian): Economic - 15% Left Social - 80% Libertarian Civil Liberties - 70% Pro-Liberty Governance - 80% Globalist Systems Trust - 55% High Trust
An excerpt from The Guardian article about Tommy Robinson. The text reads: "We have to get political, we have to get involved. I’m not going to tell you which political party you need to join. We’re a cultural movement. I’m going to tell you that you have to join a political party. I don’t care if it’s Reform, if it’s Advance, or it’s Restore, or it’s the Conservative party. We have to locally get involved in politics.”
An absolute chad meets a massive racist, with various other racists in the background. Between them is a 'liaison officer'.
A photo of part of a display in Waterstones. The text reads: Sleep Tight, Disgusting Blob Huw Arron
A screenshot from the Steam reviews section of Football Manager 26. Both reviews have 'Not Recommended' set despite over 100 hours on record each. The text in the first review says: The one and only game I put on pre-purchase, and it disapointed me so much. The UI after many hotfix and updates still feel empty, they tried to beautify a thing which should have remained simple. I would prefer playing a spreadsheet with enough info rather than this unfinished product.
A freehand screenshot from a Teams window. Both panels are begging me to upgrade to Microsoft 365 Copilot.
A Below the Line comment on the FT by 'Everyman'. The text reads: The economy is growing, NHS is improving, the fiscal position was improving until Trump screwed up Hormuz. So it was a bad set of local elections. Any aspiring leader is going to face the same organised right wing media onslaught and for a leftwing leader the attack would be far more wounding. Starmer looked the part in his Kings Speech - that is why the Right want his scalp - and he was funny at Badenoch’s expense. Labour lemmings would be wise to pull together rather than gifting Anglo-MAGA what they crave, Labour disunity and an easier leftwing target to pillory.
A map from the Asterix comics, depicting a village, a last Lib Dem holdout, against the Reform UK empire.
A Spongebob meme. Mr. Krabs is playing golf. The text reads: Wait a minute I don't viscerally hate the other parties in my bloc
Ed Davey on a theme park ride, looking a mixture of happy and surprised.
A screenshot from Politidex, featuring the 'Top 10' politicians: Rachel Blake, Labour Sir Keir Starmer, Labour Dame Meg Hillier, Labour Mrs Kemi Badenoch, Conservative Emily Thornberry, Labour Jeremy Corbyn, Other Ed Davey, Lib Dem Neil Coyle, Labour Joe Powell, Labour Ben Coleman, Labour
A wikibox from the Forest of Dean District Council elections in 2023. The text reads: Coleford (3 seats) Independent : Clive Elsmore* 643 40.2 −6.1 Labour: Patrick Kyne 619 38.7 +17.6 Independent: Ian Whitburn* 577 36.1 +4.5 Conservative: Carole Allaway-Martin * 530 33.1 +3.3 Green: Rachel Lane 526 32.9 +5.6 Liberal Democrats: Peter Taylor 364 22.8 +5.4 Conservative: Denis Riley 288 18.0 −2.5 Conservative: Joseph Price 226 14.1 −10.6 Turnout 1,599 26.44