Publishing Ninja

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International Woman of Mystery. Generally annoyed. Don't make me come over there. She/her

Pic of goose with headline BLIND BISEXUAL GOOSE NAMED THOMAS WHO SPENT SIX YEARS IN A LOVE TRIANGLE WORN TWO SWANS AND HELPED RAISE 68 BABIES DOES AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 40
WaPo headline saying the paramount objective of the war against Iran is reopening the Strait of Hormuz (a critical conduit for global energy supplies). Which, of course, wouldn't be closed at all if Trump and Israel hadn't attacked Iran so basically the paramount objective of the war is undoing the consequence of the war and we really are in the stupidest timeline...
A pink poster with a joyful woman holding a cup of coffee with the words One Day, We Will Wake Up To His Obituary underneath.
Flooded area with notice saying Overflow Car Parking.
News headline about Louisiana plans to sue California for not extraditing two doctors who mailed abortion pills. Retweeted by Gov of California Gavin Newsom with a message to Louisiana AG Liz Murrull saying: Go fuck yourself. California will never help you criminalize healthcare.
A series of posts from Tumblr where someone tries to explain why podcasts are called podcasts - ends up c.10,000 BB with the Agricultural Revolution
Drawing of Terry Pratchett's Sam Vimes with the quote: Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'the innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent ha everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'the innocent have nothing to fear'.
An 'educational' poster of 'animals' clearly created by AI and a complete abomination.
a tumblr post reading 'being an adult in a fandom is so weird because by day I'm a person and by night I'm in a cult'
Map with place marked Old Lady grilled breakfast
Screenshot of a post from the subreddit r/mildlyinfuriating. The wrongest A-Z animal chart in the world.
News headline about Trump naming new navy aircraft carrier the USS Charlie Kirk. Commenter says: Thank god USS Enterprises was deactivated in 2012. Imagine a bridge crew trying to keep a straight face hearing the radio say 'Kirk to Enterprise'
The Merriam-Webster Dictionary notes that, 'during these unprecedented times, it's important to remember that, though rare, 'precedented' is a word. A charming man called Brian Tarbell replies 'no it isn't Merriam-Webster' (I've corrected his misspelling of the dictionary name here) MW just replies with 'Brian' And one would hope he deleted his account in shame and crawled back under his rock but I fear he's still out there, being wrong...
Tracy Chapman by Tracy Chapman
Tweet from Elon Musk saying that calling Trump and his supporters weird is hate speech and he'll punish anyone doing it. And they call US snowflakes
Pic of people being attacked by tentacled monster. Caption: reminder that most of Lovecraft's stories were set in or near Massachusetts so all the characters should have Bostonian accents. Speech bubble in pic; Oh My Gahd. It's an eldritch harrah from beyahnd the stahs!
Sulking cat sits at the end of the sofa with his back to the camera and his doting mother.
Picture of a hotel room with the bathroom in a glass cube, thus enabling one to watch TV from the loo. FFS.
Tweet from Andrew Tate saying: How many of you have genuinely tried to fly? GENUINELY How many of you have researched, trained and truly TRIED to fly? NONE OF YOU why? Because you think it's impossible. What a bellend
Mug with creepy little girl and text reading 'The effort I put into not being a serial killer really needs to be acknowledged'
Gong Yoo at the gym. Yum.
Grey tabby cat clutching grubby toy and staring at the camera with a distinct air of disdain.
Life size Betty Boop sculpture from the 1930s/1940s