Puffin Omar

@puffinomar.bsky.social

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star trek title card “ere fire down from olympus came”
bird photography the number one “hot” trending topic on bluesky, the app for posting bird pictures
nev schulman with hand on heart in abuse-free elevator
wise master yoda
are you "owning" me here by saying you're the Goatse man?
(booing) McBain: Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too.
I voted Leave… now I’ve got 10,000 SEX ARSES stuck at Calais! TYCOON’S FURY AT BREXIT BUREAUCRACY
legittayupdates twitter exchange about going to prison for refusing to join the idf
elizabeth warren standing up to applaud trump as he gives his sotu speech about ensuring iran will never have nuclear weapons
jacob wohl press conference where he claimed that liz warren whipped a young former marine during a bdsm session
tweet from @realDonaldTrump: The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
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cropped panel from that awful comic about cuckoldry
Other events Watson married Coral Branch in Paremoremo Prison in 2004. They separated in 2007. At his parole hearing in 2020, the Board noted that he was supported by his partner of 16 years.
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Lena is cis now? Always has been
This fat fucking bird is named lingus bingus Mc penis
tweet from verified account DiverseBreakfastTaco (@reallymediocre): @grok what does Marg bar mean in Persian? tweet from Grok (@grok) In Persian, "Marg bar" means "Death to" or "Down with." It's commonly used in political slogans, such as "Marg bar America" for "Death to America." @reallymediocre: So how hypocritical is it when someone wants the country that saved his life to die? @grok: It's quite hypocritical. "Marg bar America" is a chant rooted in anti-US sentiment from Iran's revolution, yet he's grateful for American welfare. Cognitive dissonance at its finest-benefiting from a system while wishing its downfall.
comedian dan birthday party
E-I IS AN ACCEPTABLE ETHNIC VARIANCE.
time magazine cover featuring palmer luckey with his disgusting feet out wearing a stupid vr headset and doing a weird pose superimposed over a beach
credulous bluesky replies: “Where did you get this number?” “is there a source for this?”
Could JD Vance meet the most famous Catholic of them all?
Different Safety Rules and That’s OK BY MATTHEW YGLESIAS APRIL 24, 2013 2:38 PM (photo) Bangladeshi volunteers and workers load dead bodies onto a truck at the site of a building collapse in Savar, on the outskirts of Dhaka, on April 24, 2013. Photo by Munir Uz Zaman/AFP/Getty Images
george w bush learns that a second plane has hit the world trade center
ai-enhanced pixelated obama (he's white)
kamala harris we did it joe
tweet from @hermit_hwarang: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
israeli soldier posing in a burning library at aqsa university
3 bot accounts posting about egg prices with slightly different wording
bell curve wojaks, average intelligence “I’m able to ask ChatGPT” vs high & low intelligence “doesn’t ask ChatGPT questions”
ketamine addict elon musk smoking the schedule I controlled drug marijuana
fiestacat plushie
On Friday, Musk compared de Moraes to movie villain Voldemort and shared a post describing “the evil tyranny of Moraes.”
post by simone directly underneath having the exact same thought seconds apart
Testing only, not for general use!
shit cartoon by @happytoast.bsky.social about how everything is great in the uk and everyone is drinking tea after the race riots
gold coin with bitcoin symbol on one side and dorian s nakamoto’s frowning visage on the other
I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
happy looking devil with “no” symbol over it
homer simpson being hauled out of the frying dutchman after devouring the “all-you-can-eat” seafood buffet
tweet from @hyenasandgin: Never forget last time I did karaoke with @Jamix012 I yelled “fuck you Maggie Thatcher!” And flipped off what I thought was a picture of her on the karaoke screen and it turned out it was a picture of The Queen
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Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary Elon Musk Why he paid a flight attendant $250,000 in 2018
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alan partridge with unfortunate reflection showing in his glasses (boobs)
twin peaks giant it is happening again
tweet by Michael Coldcut (@nick_calico), 8 May 2022: me: (drunkenly throwing my arm around yodas neck) yknow you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil green bastard yoda: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to drive i am,
Issa López (@IssitaLopez): The idea is that it's so sad up there that some kid with Al made the posters for a loser Metal festival for boomers. It was discussed. Ad nauseam. Existential Crisisman (@MisterDesignman): That doesn’t make any sense. There are no bands/venues listed on the bill. Kiss is depicted in the photo but the headline just says Metal U.S. Tour and there are only two dates which are gibberish. Issa López (@IssitaLopez): Exactly! Chat GPT came as.we were shooting. So, we were-- feeling not kind towards AI.
the expression
elon musk’s bizarre tweets about a boss baby/das boot crossover
Joe Biden’s head overlooking Palazzo Braschi
Homer and Marge Simpson in a chain gang. Homer is looking holier-than-thou and speaking to Marge, who looks annoyed. The subtitles read: DON’T BLAME ME. I VOTED FOR KODOS.
jack nicholson nodding and grinning dot gif
tweet from @elonmusk: If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know.
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fox news screenshot: “POOR” HOUSEHOLDS 99.6% HAVE A REFRIGERATOR
quote tweet by Lena @banalplay (picture of aimee terese with can of red bull) The Guardian @guardian ‘Oh my God’: live worm found in Australian woman’s brain in world-first discovery