The Pumpkin Dipshit

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why tho

A post from the skyline by Cohen is a Ghost which should read "If you don't support trans people you aren't human," but which instead reads "If you don't support trans people you aren't," because this website is a silly pants.
Harry Turtledove says "this is my astonished face" about a news article about Daniel Moraff catching sexual assault allegations
Monty Python Holy Grail, frenchman on castle, "We've already got one"
DeVito as Oswald Cobblepot
I'm the pumpkin dipshit
First image: Gandalf stands before the round, green door of bag end. A caption shows Bilbo's line: No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations! Second image: gandalf's face is a plate with two pancakes, two eggs, two strips of bacon, two sausage links, and hash browns (which is in fact a Super Slam, because the original Grand Slam omits the hash browns), the caption reads "what about all of this for just $6.99!" Third image: Bilbo Baggins has thrown open the door and exclaimed, "Grand Slamdalf!"
The kryptonian villains from Superman 2
T: And? G: Everybody says I'm wrong. T: Did that cause you to look inward? G: It did not. 3rd panel of the January 6th 2012 Penny Arcade, "Crowdsourcing"
Maniac in a speedo'd, the ending to the summer camp themed Teen Girl Squad #11
"I want to make the iconic characters fuck and" And what? That's it? I want to make the iconic characters fuck and here's a million dollars? ...or I want to make the iconic characters fuck and here's your own spaceship? ...I mean what the f
The Teen Roast meme, featuring Chris Chris, Chris del Chris, Curbes Lurb, Cayden Aiden, Cchhhaaaddd, Catpiss Bunson, Cramy Harb, Cobb Salad, Coldon Burpo, Colgy P, Cool Shirtman, Mmm...Mlurp, and Cphhpt Phhbt
Rotta da hutt
TNG title that says "We meant well with the progressive message on this one but I'm not sure we stuck the landing"
Game Master Anthony's infamous forum post: "It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing... BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *Every character from every game, comic, cartoon, tv show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party*
The pig looks in the window, sickos style
A mean cat that says "lying"
Vex meme about the Lancaster mech from the Lancer TTRPG
Labour deputy leader Lucy Powell: "She acknowledges May’s elections were "tough" and "took place in a difficult context" - but says people don’t want to see "[Nigel] Farage’s false promises" and claims (Zack) Polanski has "all the wrong answers""
For context, the referenced thread of classic balkanposting YouTube comments: "The Merciless E: John cena has said : I hate Serbia. Because he is Albanian. Papa Francisco: be never said that Anxhelo arizi: @Papa Francisco he said that you son of a bitch"
Piett
Lisa Simpson making an inscrutable but subtly pained face at an empty plate
Angery at mister met face
Discover tab defeated by 429 error. Giddy up 429
A command card called "I have graphs AND the command" from the game Star Wars Legion, exclusively used by the Imperial commander unit General Tagge.
6% techbro, all in the disruption direction
ancient pic from a guide to Doom that says "PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies."
About six years ago, @LukeWSavage tweeted "Adolph Reed Jr. once remarked that liberals don't really believe in politics anymore, just in "bearing witness to suffering." I think about that a lot."
In vaguely chronological order: Command and Conquer, Alpha Centauri, Homeworld, Ocarina of Time, Baldy Gate, Skies of Arcadia, Fire Emblem, Star Wars Rebellion, Freelancer
I regret to I form u that winds and waves Pikachus are on the little saint James flight logs
a promotional image for Thunder in Paradise, Hulk Hogan's boat-based knight rider rip off, hulk and two hangers-on are posing with guns in front of a ski boat built for war
If you were raised on bologna, drank Pepsi, played in the bologna, got your butt drank,& had 3 pickup trucks,& had an outside hose, & school started with "The Spank", had a pickup truck, rode in the back of the creek, & recorded songs from the antenna, using The Hose, & drank Pepsi from a hose in the creek, said sir and radio ... And you still turned out OK, say damn right!
"It was lousy luck for his young victim, who was flying with her sister and cancer-stricken father on a trip to see her grandmother on eastern Long Island for the first time since his diagnosis"
Rockwell standing guy dot jpeg
This is the text of all four screen shots attached to this post: Donald Trump’s ICE experiment Shashank Joshi Zanny Minton Beddoes Editor-in-chief Is America sliding from democracy towards authoritarianism? And, in trying to answer that question, how can we at The Economist steer a course that avoids both Trump-derangement syndrome, where we interpret every presidential action in the most extreme, negative light, and yet also avoid normalising illiberal, proto-tyrannical behaviour? I have been thinking about this a lot during the past year and, no doubt like many of you, I have been brushing up on historical analogies both in America and elsewhere. My general approach, as my colleagues know well, has been to urge calm. America is a resilient democracy that has survived a lot. However ugly, the administration’s actions, especially as regards illegal immigration, are often in line with the promises Donald Trump ran on. And the more you draw on imperfect analogies, the less power they have. The events in Minneapolis, however, may prove a Rubicon. Is the Trump administration creating paramilitary organisations with barely checked power to use violence against American citizens? That is a dividing line between liberty and tyranny. Mr Trump went right up to the line this week, and then pulled back. Federal immigration agents have now killed two citizens in the Midwestern city. The administration’s characterisation of these individuals as terrorists was blatantly false; the officers’ unwarranted brutality was obvious in videos watched by millions around the world. Public outrage over the latest shooting—of Alex Pretti, a protester and nurse—was powerful and bipartisan. Republican lawmakers found a rare voice; so, too, did otherwise silent CEOs. It prompted a clear retreat. The president has replaced Gregory Bovino, the macho commander of the Minnesota crackdown, with Tom Homan, his “border czar”. And yesterday Mr Trump told Fox News that his administration would …
The absolutely disgusting cover of conservative pundit Todd Starnes' book, "they popped my hood and found gravy on the dipstick"
spam email from a ski slope company that says "8 new inches" presumably of snow, but it's open to the imagination
Emet-selch's bio is a mishmash of nonsense, in my opinion
Sad cowboy emojus
Air Force One got out past long Island then came home, flight path is a long round bar, could use a round addition right here at the end.
the "I just need to" meme where the thing I just need to is "Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil"
The infamous trump 2024 commemorative Woodford Reserve
Brown-Forman Corporation is an American family-controlled publicly traded company, one of the largest in the spirits and wine business. Based in Louisville, Kentucky, it manufactures several very well known brands throughout the world, including Jack Daniel's, Old Forester, Woodford Reserve, GlenDronach, BenRiach, Glenglassaugh, Herradura, Korbel, and Chambord. Brown-Forman formerly owned Southern Comfort and Tuaca before selling them off in 2016.
a screenshot from the classic "to serve man" episode of Twilight Zone "It's a cookbook!", things of this nature
"Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America" with a sliver of a screenshot from the video of the ice murder (not graphic, cut off before the car and officer)
Screenshot of a "virtual girl"-style program that put a porny dancing woman on your start menu and several viruses on your computer, very common in the old days
Max Kennerly and Rude Law Dog muse about the fact that "Grok Produces CSAM On X Dot Com The Everything App" isn't a big story and is being greeted with a shrug by the mainstream media
Mister netherlands' bad ai map is surprisingly accurate on some state lines and surprisingly inaccurate in others, especially Michigan
The famous "a computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision" slide from IBM circa 1979 but it says "a Grok can never be held accountable, therefore hahaha sick hahaha this rules"
an Esteemed Politics Professor would like you to know: a) that he was ALWAYS anti-adams and anti-cuomo but NEVER pro-mamdani b) that somehow he already feels turbo-vindicated in this position based on the contents of Mamdani's inaugural address
rockwell guy standing up dot jaypeg
electrical sockets that look like little faces, there must be two little guys in there
The stupid "where I would live" map with all 50 states listed as "reluctantly"
Everyone disliked that
A large red bearded muppet in the process of singing an absolute banger about love and Christmas
Everyone disliked that