Lianna Patch

@punchlinecopy.com

3452 Followers 775 Following

saas website and email copy that doesn’t suck. ranked #1 for "funny copywriter" (i killed all the others) www.punchlinecopy.com

4 surprised cats shoved into some sort of fabric binding, available from chewy
linkedin loves dumb stuff
a pile of beautiful sample newspapers and mini zines
beautiful green grounds with palm trees
beautiful fluffy tuxedo cat sierra
these turds forgot to write user instructions
my lovely wooden deck looking like a murder scene
southwest using rokt affiliate software
Lianna, This is fantastic. I cringed, I cried, and I see the light.
no way to unsubscribe even though there are a bajillion email tools available for this purpose
a dinky little $31 distribution on an investment i made years ago
lianna patch smiles maniacally and invites you to come to b2b forum
jetblue's add to calendar function is software gore
two very similar mugs. one holds poison
just another incredibly irritating cold email
amy hoy looking impassioned next to a graphic of two dead elephants
screenshot of shelter manager explaining that each kitten has a different-colored dot of nail polish on its ear
fuck this wine
Google search for "wine"
the cutest gray-and-white tuxedo cat you've ever seen has his paws tucked in front of him all prim and proper, and is looking to the side, yawing, right before the yawn becomes the eldritch horror familiar to all cat owners
a tabby sneers down at the viewer from a high perch. text across the photo says "Pathetic"
a beautiful godforsaken apple tart
lianna at around mile 3
a man on zoom with a bunch of AI-slop faces
three cutie patooties sit on a balcony
two adorable cats spooning
email subject line that says "Your GoDaddy Renewal Notice for CATSCATSCATSCATS.COM."
an AI-generated, 80s-inspired illustration of a 20something white man with curly brown hair and a stubbly beard. he's holding a tablet and smiling excitedly at his bright future in marketing ;)
screenshot of email from zoom saying "you zoom subscription has been updated" - notably missing the "r" in "your"
the creative act : a way of being by rick rubin
Email: Hi Lianna, Ok, I am without words...speechless. Which I can assure you, never happens. You sincerely knocked this completely out of the park and while I suspected you were a genius. Now I know! You're a fucking genius. Really though, I am just blown away by all of the work you did on this and there isn't one thing...not one thing that I don't love about everything you wrote, the tone and how well you grabbed my personality in all of it. It is funny and deadly on-point! Now I have three questions for you: 1. Can I share all of this with my web designer and... 2. How do I keep hiring you to write any other copy that I need written? For example, all of these sales pages that I'm going to need for these products, etc..? I know I am nowhere near done. 3. How can I support you to get more clients and keep doing the work you love? When I find great people, I love telling everyone about them! I'm just blown away at your talent, your ability to explain things and also, your sincere approach. You are one cool ass person! And I am very lucky to have found you. I made comments where you had comments and just can't wait to get this out into the world. I sincerely, from my heart, appreciate you. Sincerely,
a string of rejected payments for known course-theft domains
very enthusiastic granola copy
how to turn off gemini in your google workspace
hero image for an apparel brand. headline is "WEAR PJS TO WORK"
my mom admitting my 10yo niece liked her gift
nutjob buys hydroponic garden, loudly makes point about being a flat earther
screenshot of twitter "trending in united states: depression"
service fees of almost $50 on two $84 tickets