Fiver, a gear dog

@pupfiver.bsky.social

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Gear obsessed pup from 🇨🇦 [🏒🏈🤼🏍️💦⚡👟🧦🐷😵‍💫] Getting all my degeneracy in before AI-powered machines enslave society.

Fiver shows off his new face. But don't worry his musk is unchanged.

Pup in hockey gear pointing to his armpit

Fiver stands in a park in front of a river with rafters floating behind him.

Rubber doggo stands in a running shower wearing a surf suit. All this water? Must be a thirst trap 😜

Big hockey doggo in sports gear holding a gas mask with the air hose leading to his junk.

A guy who's not your father but he could definitely be your daddy.

Internet sex doggo shows off armpit while wearing chest pads and baseball cap. Is this The Pitt everyone has been talking about?

Hockey dawg in a sexy ass jersey from a sexy ass team. Let's bring that cup home, boys!!

Shitty Nike jocks that tear and when you call customer service they expect you to have a receipt for them. Like no, Barbara, I don't keep two year old underwear receipts nearly filed like a sociopath.

The caption is a play on words; there's no traditional bib seen. The hockey mutt is pictured wearing a cycling bib, holding up his shirt in a vain attempt to be thotty.