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@purkmonkey.bsky.social

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I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer. That’s why I rely on blunt force trauma. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck ICE. He/him.

Screen print of a tweet and response: It’s kinda fucked that musicians rat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other’s mouths Response: This is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign.
Screencap of tweet by Gennette Cordova: "It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire."
A black cat standing on a cardboard box looking at her human, wondering why he’s withholding a treat while she’s wasting away to a mere wisp.
A tawny and black striped kitty lying on the pavement next to a leg of a picnic table. Its eyes are narrow and its expression seems to say that it doesn’t have a care in the world.
Orange kitty with “lion cut” sitting, holding his hind leg in the air with a perturbed look on his face. The caption reads “I believe it’s called sexy”.
The state of New Jersey on a yellow field surrounded by stars with the text “we don’t like you either”.
The image is a comic. The first pane shows a person sleeping in a bed. A cow is slowly lowered into the frame and licks the sleeping person on the head. The final page shows the person looking in the mirror despairing at his large cow lick.
Image celebrating Bluesky having 10 Million users. I was the 166,052nd user on Bluesky.
An excerpt from a roman engraving with an error and missing characters added using a carat reading "Calog ^ro Bu..."
Image of an anthropomorphized guillotine carrying a bucket on a green background with a caption above it reading "Just trying to get a head"
A black cat standing on a cardboard box is looking up with an expression that says “Make with the food, fat boy! I haven’t eaten in 20 minutes!”
A chart differentiating HIPAA (a real law) HIPPA (an imaginary law) and a baby hippo (an adorable animal).
Image of twitter post that reads: "It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire."
Me: [uses “yeet” in a sentence] 14: “mom. No one says yeet.” Me: “yeet is cringe?” 14: “MOM NO ONE SAYS CRINGE” Me: “cringe has been yeeted?” [the glare was EPIC]
Kurt Cobain performing at the 9:30 club 33 years ago.
A black kitty on her hind legs holding onto my hand with her paws (and her claws are out) while she grabs the treat I’m holding.
A floofy, grey/black/white/cream stripey kitty with glowing eyes on her back looking adorable.
An image of the orange mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers and my not-so-distant cousin, Gritty.
Image that contains the following text. Substitutes for a healthy diet: Noodles - Zucchini Chips - Carrots Milk - Coconut Milk Rice - Cauliflower Butter - Sadness Sugar - A Broken Heart Cheese - Nope Coffee - This is stupid and I'm not doing it.
A black kitty curled up on a red couch with one eye slightly opened, wondering what deranged reason her human was waking her up for this time.
A photo of our former president, Donald "the 'J' is for Jenius" Trump with bronzer haphazardly applied to his face. His facial expression seems to indicate that he is a truly sad and empty person, but he tries not to think about it too much, else he may fall into the void and never get out.
Therapist: they are NOT antidepressants Me: All I’m saying is I’ve never been less than happy while holding a taco. Therapist: FOR THE LAST TIME. I can’t get your insurance to cover tacos! Me: don’t yell at me. You need a taco.
Godzilla wearing a party hat and sash wishing you a happy birthday.
A black kitty sits on a cream colored pillow on a red couch. She’s looking to her right with a hint of distain as her humans are just not that bright. In fact, it routinely surprises her that they haven’t died of hunger.
A black kitty on a red couch expecting, nay, demanding tummy rubs.