Hel M

@purplehel.bsky.social

376 Followers 127 Following

Purple Haired, fat, geeky, queer, nb, kinky, middle-aged cat "lady" in DCish Trying to survive capitalism-PurpleHel on cashapp&venmo, job leads for d4t4 4n4lytics welcome (from real ppl) Bots will be blocked&hidden&reported.

a screenshot over storage unit over storage unit app showing 1630 owed
a tuxedo cat staring longingly at a plate with biscuits salami and cheese on it
So many of us are trapped in self-created and perpetuated worlds of suffering. We must break free. We must!
a white person wearing glasses wrapped in a fuzzy shawl
a tuxedo cat using a can of Monster as a pillow
a tuxedo cat stairs longingly at a slice of pizza
a photo of two slices of pizza that are almost completely covered in mushrooms you can barely see anything else.
a tuxedo cat leaning on a leg looking up at the camera
a tuxedo cat in shrimp pose on a cat tree
a grey cat sleeping on purple blankets
a hand with wet red dye on it
a screenshot of the 7-day weather prediction for DC showing a high temperature on Tuesday of 97 and a high temperature on Friday of 59. from Wednesday to Thursday the high temperature drops 27°, from 95 to 68.
a screenshot of a public storage app showing 1394 owed
a smug looking gray cat curled up on a bed made with purple sheets
4 cats asleep on a bed, with just enough room between them for the human under the covers
a screenshot of the public storage app, showing $1393.80 owed
a screenshot of a public storage account page showing about $1,400 due.
a white person in a black polo shirt, with purple glasses and purple hair
a white person with purple hair that is currently pulled up
a closeup of very purple hair on a white person
a white person with purple hair
a white person with slightly purple dark blonde hair
A tuxedo cat cuddling an orange extension cord
A purple urn that is approximately Palm sized
A 7 day weather forecast showing the predicted high every day except today being 85 or higher.
A pill that has not broken evenly in a pill cutter
A watch band made of beaded amethysts
The content and media settings page of the blue sky app, with the setting 'enable trending videos in your discover feed' turned off
A tuxedo cat is curled up against a gray calico on a bed. The gray calico looks somewhat exasperated.
An email for the ATM surcharge settlement payment, that looks remarkably like a scam email
A grey cat lying on the corner of the bed nearest the camera, and another cat on the bed further away.
A blonde woman in purple glasses
A picture of a bed with two cats laying on it such that they are taking up most of the space of the bed from one side to the other.
A bed made with purple sheets with a cat asleep on it next to the pillows
Two cats on a bare mattress
A platform bed frame with no mattress yet on it in the corner of a room
A screenshot of the public storage app showing about $450 owed.
A screenshot of the weather forecast for the next week, showing a high of 83 on Wednesday and then a high of 56 on Thursday
A screenshot showing that the post above is already blocked
A picture of a cell phone case with a large crack across the top
A text message exchange. the first message sent at 3:30 in the morning says don't open my door. I'm trying to flea treat the cats. I've got them all in my room. At 10:15 in the morning a thumbs up reply was sent.
The head and shoulders of a gray cat, snuggling into a person's foot.
An artistic picture of a rabbit and a raccoon sitting and talking. The rabbit is asking how are you doing, and the raccoon replies I want to bite people. The art is credited to Earthly Hollows with listed account being copperWoodhollow
A screenshot of an email that says a job posting has been closed and no one was hired for it
A screenshot of the payment page of an app showing the cost of a year of service for unlimited being $210 after renewal discount
A screenshot of the top 3 listed people on taskrabbit for snow removal, the cheapest being $94 an hour, the most expensive $180
A screenshot of typing a reply to a tumblr post (about writing advice from Stephen King) and the most recently typed word is cocaine, spelled correctly, but none of the autocorrect options are the word cocaine
A screenshot showing a post from 11 hours ago and then immediately after it a post from 12 days ago
A screenshot of a notification in Android showing a options to turn off notifications or settings
A partially filled out planner page
A screenshot of a public storage page showing $377 owed
A screenshot of the public storage app showing 377 listed as past due
A photo of a BLT with the bacon stack several inches high, and the caption be honest is this too much lettuce