Jake

@purplepadlock.neocities.org

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I'm a loser who reskeets a lot of anime and game stuff and makes bad skeets 🍁 Go to https://purplepadlock.neocities.org for other links 🍁 Fuck generative AI 🍁 Technically a former Nintendo employee

Hitman: Ananassa 47 showing a very very crudely drawn strawberry with sunglasses and a frown
Nana and Michiru in a fantasy sequence on the penultimate page of the series. Nana is mischievously holding one finger up to her mouth as she says "There was a secret I kept from you." to which Michiru reacts with shock.
Nana and Moe standing on The Cliff from the beginning of the series, with silhouettes of all the people Nana killed standing behind them. They are shadows - faceless - but all staring directly at Nana. She is deliberately turned away from them, but with her hand on her neck she is clearly acknowledging the ghosts lurking in her past that aren't actually there. Notably, all of the ghosts are completely ignoring Moe - they are specifically focused on Nana. It's a very, very well-framed image.
Itona Horibe from Assassination Classroom dressed as Mario from Mario and holding a bowl of ramen
Justice from MySims Agents. He's wearing a vague cowboy-y styled outfit with black vest and white shirt, black pants with a blue crotch area, and a skull belt buckle. He's got a red bandana, sunglasses, and a grey goatee. Also because it's MySims, picture all this on a guy who looks like a bobblehead with gloves for hands.
a free DLC thumbnail for Funko Fusion showing Hazel and Cha-Cha from Umbrella Academy. They're guys in suits with mascot helmets depicting a blue and yellow bear (Hazel) and a pink dog (Cha-Cha)
Jake's Favourites playlist: Voyager, I Want, Headshot, Supremacy, Perfect Game, World Changer
three Patrat (from Pokemon) standing with the hands on hips facing forwards with the caption "me and the boys respecting women"
Mario Wiki infobox for Molten Bowser from Skylanders
Backloggd status saying "Completed Talentless Nana" (the manga)
toddkramer on twitter saying the iconic "I been hacked. all my apes gone. this just sold please help me"
a page of the manga Majin Tantei Nogami Neuro showing a woman leaping from the top of a staircase with a knife held in her mouth and a speech bubble saying "Professor". Said professor laying on the ground below her
Haruka Amami looking shocked towards a big pixelated blur
it's Nanao from Robot Alchemic Drive and uh. Some guy from Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3. The player character maybe? I don't know. They're in the street
nyoro~n
Happy Birthday image for Hinata Kinoshita, which prominently shows her birth date of July 4th (7/4) around the border
everyone's favourite Star Wars character, Ree-Yees! I'm sure I don't need to remind you who Ree-Yees is. You definitely remember him. All those fan favourite scenes he's in. Everyone was so sad when he exploded
Hibiki and Miku at a fair, clearly on a date. Miku's holding a heart-shaped balloon with "Happy Birthday" printed on it
"I don't have time for this Christian nonsense"
a Dragon Ball Z screenshot of Raditz
Kid Icarus
the official Pokken Tournament renders of the Pokemon Farfetch'd and Electrode. Because of the positioning, it looks like Farfetch'd is pointing at Electrode like "he's right there"
rockstar fired a bunch of people for trying to start a union
Line Attack Heroes, a Japan-only WiiWare game (announced at E3, with an English trailer) where enemies you defeat follow behind you in a line so you create a line of playable characters that you can swap
a card artwork of Momoko from Idolmaster Million Live exploding with like dark magic that is corrupting her from her right eye outwards. She's reaching towards the viewer, with a hand suggesting that the viewer is holding some sort of magical orb in their hand
9 Steam games I want to spread: Chaos;Child, Utawarerumono Prelude to the Fallen, Utawarerumono Mask of Deception, Utawarerumono Mask of Truth, Kamitsubaki City Under Construction Regenerate, Detective Instinct Farewell My Beloved, Paranormasight The Seven Mysteries of Honjo, Yume Nikki, Zero Escape Nonary Games
[00:55] Jake: yeah good job nick you fondled your balls so well you embarrassed tony and brought pleasure to everyone watching you. i'm sure everyone ejaculated noises of satisfaction after your ball touching reached its climax
Gordon Ramsay with the caption "finally some good fucking food"
Mad Piano from Super Mario 64 (which is basically just a piano) edited (poorly) onto the Wario Bike model from Mario Kart Wii
ding, dang, dung
Link curled up dead (or asleep I guess) in the Ocarina of Time remake teaser. He's hideous. He's got like a kid's body as he's dressed up in a shitty Luigi cosplay but then his head is just like a slightly larger version of the Link from Twilight Princess's head which straight-up doesn't fit any other part of his design
[00:04] Amber the Wamber: I think Troy Bolton is dead
Miku Kohinata from Symphogear