Peter Bhat Harkins ✔️ @push.cx · Dec 2 Time for the lunch slice. I wouldn't say I'm a hero. Several other people have said it, but not me. I'm too humble.
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It has been clarified to me that, though the adjective "heroic" can sometimes mean large, I am in no sense a hero for eating a heroic amount of pie. Once again I feel my accomplishments are being deliberately undercut by implausible semantics. But I soldier on, heroically.