Monkey, but puzzled

@puzzledmonkey.bsky.social

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Steve aka Monkey, he/him https://www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonkeytree Confused variety streamer and presser of wrong buttons Member of The Firekeepers 🔥

Text: "Meccha Chameleon for Trans Lifeline Jul 20 12:00 PT Silly incentives Good vibes Milestone goals Terrible art skillz + Friendos! twitch.tv/filmotter2" The background is a black and white checkerboard with a white stick-figure like player character lying on it that has been painted to approximately match the pattern
Me wearing a cream tank top and holding up a cardboard axe, potentially ready for another no-expense-spent minimal effort cosplay of Kratos
Me, hot and sweatily shirtless again but tastefully(?) covered by the box of Lego Set 10368: Botanicals Crysanthemum showing the completed model of orange flowers in a green and gold pot on a black background. Brown plush Chair Monkey is flopping over my shoulder, which is pretty much how I feel too
Me wearing a cream tank top with dark navy blue piping and reaching up to pet brown plush Chair Monkey
Me wearing... uh... no shirt because it's too ridiculously hot and I'm already sweating again 2 minutes after a cold shower. Most of my scandalously unclothed chest is censored by me holding up a box of Lego titled "Lucky Bamboo" with the set pictured showing green stalks of lego bamboo in a light brown and gold lego pot
Me wearing a cream tank top and looking at the camera, again looking hot and sweaty because I apparently only stream on hot and sweaty days. Chair Monkey, as ever, is unbothered
Me, wearing a black tank top and looking at the camera, apparently wondering whether heat, humidity or pollen will kill me first. Chair Monkey over my shoulder stares off impassively into the distance, unaffected by these afflictions
Me wearing a light blue tank top, reaching up to pet and/or secure Chair Monkey over my shoulder
Me wearing a black tank top to be as dark and brooding and stealthy as Batman (whaddaya mean "didn't get the memo"? RAINBOW Batman?!)
Lego Batman wearing the Rainbow Batman suit (vertical stripes of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet from the tips of his cowl down to his toes and across his cape) on the opening menu screen of Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight
Me wearing a black tank top to match the black and grey suit of a small Batman figure on the top of a pen that I'm holding up. Brown plush Chair Monkey peeps at Batman over my shoulder
Me, looking warm again, wearing a cream tank top and reaching up to pet Chair Monkey over my shoulder
Me looking all warm again in a black tank top. Chair Monkey has wilted in the current heatwave and has flopped sideways above my shoulder
Lisa Simpson on stage in front of a projector screen displaying the words “Stop being so fucking hot and living so far away”
Me wearing a black tank top and looking hot and sweaty. An unbothered Chair Monkey peeps over my shoulder
Me wearing a cream tank top, once again seated in front of my green screen, reaching up to give brown plush Chair Monkey scritches above my shoulder
Dovah_pig on the left in a green top and sunglasses with me on the right wearing a dark blue shirt with a light blue leaf pattern over a cream tank top, sitting outside on Canal Street in sunshine with blue skies
Me being warm in a cream tank top and red shirt with a pattern of white flowers against a backdrop of generic bus station
Me, wearing a black Mr S Leather tank top, looking scared over my shoulder as a hand (that DEFINITELY isn't mine...) reaches out to grab brown plush Chair Monkey
Me looking at the camera, all grey-haired and scruffy, wearing a dark blue tank top that apparently looks black on camera, and with brown plush Chair Monkey flopping sideways above my shoulder from the back of the chair
Me wearing a burgundy-ish tank top that the camera makes look more of a chocolate brown? I don't know how these things work
Me, a grey-haired and grey-bearded bespectacled white man, wearing a blue tank top and sitting in front of a green screen. Brown plush Chair Monkay is leaning out sideways from his perch on the chair above my shoulder
Me, a grey-haired and grey-bearded bespectacled white man, wearing a cream tank top, reaching above my shoulder to pet brown plush Chair Monkey perched on the back of my chair
Me, a grey-haired and grey-bearded white man, wearing a dark green shirt with the royal crest from The Legend of Zelda embroidered on the breast pocket (the triforce (three gold triangles joined at their corners to form a larger triangle with a triangular gap in the centre) atop a pair of golden wings). Behind me there are tall pines and other trees with a lake and hills in the distance and blue sky above
Me wearing a blue tank top with a dark blue nasty pig logo sitting in front of a green screen. My hair is looking extra floofy today. Brown plush Chair Monkey is perched in his usual spot on the chair above my shoulder
Me, a grey-haired and grey-bearded white man, cozy in a warm cream hoodie, sitting in a nondescript waiting room
A tiny clip of me streaming Frog Detective 3 and saying "Frog!" when the Frog Detective's face appears on the screen
Me wearing a blue tank top with a red pocket with multicoloured embroidery. Brown plush Chair Monkey is perched above my shoulder
Me wearing a pale blue tank top with a pattern of palm tree silhouettes in an attempt to maybe feel less wintery
My avatar in Spirit City: Lofi Sessions, grey-haired and grey-bearded and wearing blue-framed glasses, sitting on a beanbag chair in front of a fireplace and typing on a purple-ish laptop with a design of a monkey-like face with ears that look like sides of a game controller, with a d-pad on the left ear and buttons on the right. Alongside the chair, a blue hedgehog-like "spirit" creature is dozing
Me wearing a cream tank top with dark navy piping, with brown plush Chair Monkey perched above my shoulder
Me wearing a cream tank top with dark navy piping. Brown plush Chair Monkey over my shoulder is staring off... into the future at 2026 just over the horizon (or something)
Me wearing a white shirt with a pattern of black and white penguins wearing red Santa hats. I'm also wearing a red Santa hat with its white bobble hanging down obscuring Chair Monkey over my shoulder
Me wearing a blue tank top and a red santa hat with the white bobble hanging down in front of brown plush Chair Monkey perched on the chair behind me
Me wearing a black tank top and reaching up to adjust brown plush Chair Monkey's position above my shoulder on the chair
Terrible MSPaint art of Santa in a red Santa suit and hat... but Santa is a pig with a pink face with a snout and a pink curly tail
a terrible MSPaint drawing of "Sinta", Santa's cousin who promotes being naughty and butt stuff, in a red Santa hat and red Santa suit, with a "sin"ched very tiny waist "throwing it back" shaking his butt
Me wearing a technically burgundy tank top, but it looks more of a chocolate brown on camera? Idk how cameras work. Brown plush Chair Monkey, as usual, is about to fall from his perch above my shoulder
Graphic for "Otter's Big Move Fundraising Raid Train, Sunday December 07, 2025" listing the streamers participating and their time slots: noobalott 12:00 pm ET couchbugz 1:00 pm ET FauxRetro 2:00 pm ET Jinzee 3:00 pm ET DataRich 4:00 pm ET musheebear 5:00 pm ET cottoncandykobold 6:00 pm ET puzzledmonkeytree 7:00 pm ET ethan_rawkes 8:00 pm ET hudebine 9:00 pm ET cryptidbee_ 10:00 pm ET scarypastry 11:pm ET A graphic of an otter, based on Otter's emotes, carrying a backpack of belongings for the move Follow Otter: twitch.tv/filmotter2 Donate here: ko-fi.com/filmotter
screenshot of a section of the twitch dashboard page showing the stream tag "BritishCrumpet", the "Live" indicator and an "UNSTABLE" stream quality warning
Me wearing a burgundy tank top with a brown plush otter holding a red starfish attached to one shoulder. Above, brown plush Chair Monkey is perched on the back of the chair
Me wearing a pale blue tank top, reaching behind me to place a small brown plush otter holding a red starfish next to brown plush Chair Monkey perched on the back of my chair
Otter lying down and flailing on the seat of a huge wooden chair with orange seat, legs and arms and a plain light wooden back with the text “Yerba Buena Gardens”
Me sitting in Otter’s chair with a plush blue pikmin on my shoulder. Behind me, Otter is waving his arms to find his way as his eyes are covered with a blindfold decorated with wide pikmin eyes and a blue pikmin sprout with a green leaf on top
Me looking at a plush otter with a red starfish sitting on my shoulder
Otter in blue jeans and a dark shirt, on one knee proposing to Monkey in a pink shirt over a blue tank top at San Diego Zoo
Me wearing a yellow Devolver Digital t-shirt featuring a cartoon of Volvy, the Devolver mascot, under an arch resembling the archway entrance to the Gaslamp District in San Diego
Me in a red shirt at TwitchCon. Behind me is a screen showing the Sims with a neon sign above reading “Sul sul”
Me and Otter wearing matching blue shirts with a print of potted plants and black cats hiding between them. I’m sitting on a chair, Otter is behind me on a couch being a menace
Me after a haircut and beard trim, looking substantially less scruffy than usual in the Castro
Me wearing a blue and white striped shirt against the backdrop of institutional ceiling tiles and plain walls of the airport
Me wearing a blue tank top with a red pocket with multicoloured geometric embroidery, reaching one hand up to pet brown plush Chair Monkey above my right shoulder
Me wearing a white tank top and holding a hand up to present the logo on it: two M&Ms-like characters, one red and one blue, but these are "S&Ms", both wearing leather harnesses. The red "S" holds a whip and the blue "M" wears a leather hat. The two plush Chair Monkeys peep out from the back of the chair behind my head
Me wearing a cream tank-top and green-rimmed glasses. Brown plush Chair Monkey stares off into space
A screenshot of the weather app showing the current temperature 15C (feels like 10C) and a 10-day forecast showing rain for every day with low temperatures ranging from 9-12C and highs of 15-17C (for the Muricans: 10C is 50F, 16C is about 61F)
Me, a grey-haired and grey-bearded man with glasses, wearing a blue tank top with a red pocket with multi-coloured geometric patterns, reaching up to pet brown plush Chair Monkey above my shoulder and with the slightly confused expression of someone trying to remember how to stream
Captain Janeway, in a purple tank top and with a knife in one hand, faces off against a macrovirus - a roughly tetrahedral brown creature with a tendril emerging from each of the points of its pyramid body and a spike pointing down from its base - in a corridor on Voyager in the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Macrocosm"
Me, sitting on a train, wearing a dark grey t-shirt with a white image of a pelican
Me wearing a dark navy blue tank top with part of a grey panel outlined in orange visible. My grey beard is looking slightly less scruffy than usual, and brown plush Chair Monkey is peeping out as usual from the back of the chair over my shoulder