Patrick Gaertner

@puzzledpagan.bsky.social

295 Followers 1478 Following

Mad as hell, but probably going to keep taking it.

A drawing I made of Gandalf the Grey, a pretty typical wizard with a long beard, a pipe, and a staff, all in shades of grey.
A gif from the movie Häxan where the devil is vigorously churning butter.
The cover for Weird Al's album 'Running with Scissors"
Everyone's favorite star wars character, Paodok'Draba'Takat Sap'De'Rekti Nik'Linke'Ti' Ki'Vef'Nik'NeSevef'Li'Kek
Doctor Manhattan sitting on Mars
A generic Colorado license plate, the white mountains against a green sky
Danny Trejo and the Swedish Chef have a tender hug.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy VII where Tifa is saying "would you stop acting like a retard and climb?!"
Spam text I received that says "Hey, it's Liz. Curious about your views on Israel. Can we chat?"
Still from the Twilight Zone implying the freak on the wing of the plane is saying this nonsense about Democrats
Screenshot of a notification in Fallout 4 that says everyone disliked that
Still from the Simpsons featuring famous golfer Lee Carvallo
A drawing I made of Arthur Dent from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. A scruffy thin man in a bathrobe and sandals holding a towel.
Chris Matthews and Tucker Carlson shocked but intrigued (sexually) by the existence of baby Waluigi.
My results of that AI compass test going around. I'm apparent a "Union Organizer"
My results of that dumb 2020's Political Compass Test that's going around where I'm apparently Ed Zitron.
A drawing I made of Amina Al-Sirafi, a middle-aged pirate woman from Oman.
Zeus aiming a lightning bolt right at Donald Trump's rotten cheeseburger-clogged heart.
Some shitty AI photo of Trump talking to three seven-foot tall pure white guys with long white hair and red robes, it's on the white house lawn and shot through bushes.
A screenshot of Donald Glover in Community with the text "there's a time and place for subtlety and that time was before Scary Movie. "
a drawing I made of Atreyu from the Neverending Story, the Greenskin warrior clad in clothes of the Purple Buffalo.
Screenshot of Garth Marenghi's Dark Place where he says "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. "
a panel from a new Fantastic Four comic where Reed Richards is extending his eyeballs out of his own head to get a better view, optic nerves stretching out of his head.
A notification in Fallout 4 that says "everyone disliked that"
The cover of the album "In Search of a Revival" by the Olympians. It's a bouquet of flowers in a cracked vase that seems to contain sky and clouds.
A straight-up child who had an arm amputated earlier in the movie holding a pistol and killing some French privateers
A bright orange metal ball
An old black and white photo of a small boy in a suit riding on the back of a giant tortoise, leading him with a hotdog on a stick.
A billboard of Denver area ambulance chasing lawyer Frank Azar doing the 6 7 meme for some inscrutable reason
A sketch I made of the wizard Rincewind, a tired man in a red wizard robe and hat with stars and crescent moons on it.
The dragon quest muscle guys wearing kinky bull mask
General Sherman just absolutely wanting to kill every slave-owner on earth.
Clip if the Simpsons where a lawyer named Alan Dershman can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
A parody of the Burger King logo that says "Tuna Duke" instead
A screenshot of the Simpsons with Krusty the Klown saying "but the hantavirus, that really came out of left field"
Screenshot of Bender from Futurama laughing.
A supercut of There Will Be Blood set to the "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" song.
An image from the Simpsons where Homer is holding up an album for the Be Sharps called "Bigger Than Jesus" where they're walking on water like Abbey Road.
Hank Hill's teeny tiny butt cheeks.
A disheveled Jack Nicholson giving a thumbs up
The man in the moon with a rocket in his eye from the A Trip to the Moon short film
A comic of a dog looking at computer. The first panel says "what a lovely day on the inter-" The second panel says "good lord" and the dog looks upset.
Tweet from @brendlewhat saying "Hello sir, I - *briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*
A possum on a skateboard with the words "Thanks! I hate it" written around it
Mr. Burns from the Simpsons with his fingers tented, about to say "Excellent"
My Oscar ballot results
A comic from @beetlemoses where Peter Parker is trying to sell J Jonah James erotic photos of Spider-Man
A drawing I made of James Bond, holding a gun in suit.
The twin peaks opening but with the lyrics of "Who Let the Dogs Out"
A Valentine of Luigi Mangioni saying "Are you a CEO? Because I'd like to take you out"
middle-aged man having horrible stomach pains on the toilet.
A drawing I made of Phillip Marlowe, a rumpled private eye in a trench coat, suit, and fedora.
A bubble bursting
A drawing I made of Hercule Poirot, in a cartoony style.
A drawing I made of Ignatius Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces, a grumpy fat man with a lot of layers, holding a sword.
Sad man with gun to head
A D&D dice of facial expressions, currently on the angriest one
Hedonismbot from Futurama
The horrifying visage of Nintendo character Waluigi as a baby. He's a little monstrosity, already with a bright red nose and eye bags.
Nosferatu dying