Pierce

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Snidely Whiplash from *The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show*
Morgan Freeman
Sophia (Estelle Getty) from *Golden Girls*, “I THINK YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”
Bobcat wearing a top hat, jacket and bow tie
Purple and white "Naked Man" orchids (Orchis italica) on a green background
Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson) from *Sunset Boulevard* (1950)
Black and white cat with a shocked expression, "OH NOES!"
Black and white cat with markings that look like a phone headset
Cyanide and Happiness comic, first panel shows a man offering a fish to another man ("GIVE A MAN A FISH AND FEED HIM FOR A DAY"), second panel shows the second man in an aquarium with the fish looking at him ("FEED A MAN TO A FISH AND FEED YOUR FISH FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS!")
Red book cover: So you're crazy... Now what? society et al
Elvis in a white jumpsuit, “THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!”
“Happy Birthday!” phone message
Beef "Honeycomb" tripe
Polar bear standing on its hind legs
Skeleton in a space suit from the *Doctor Who* episode, "Silence in the Library"
Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley) from *Showgirls* (1995)
Small bumblebee sitting on wooden deck rail
Small plastic figurine of Hagrid from the *Harry Potter* franchise
The Jordanaires
Blanche (Rue McClanahan) from *Golden Girls* spritzing herself with water
Loki (Tom Hiddleston) sitting at a desk, "Yes, very sad. Anyway"
CAPTCHA labeled "Select all squares with bicycles" but the grid is laid over a picture of a fire hydrant
Oscar Wilde slouched on a sofa
Dog sitting in front of a computer “What a lovely day on the inter-Good lord”
Mallory from *Archer*: DO YOU WANT A COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG? CAUSE THIS IS HOW WE GET COUNTRY-WESTERN SONGS!
Cyanide & Happiness comic showing 2 men talking: M1: HEY! GUESS WHO JUST GOT PLASTIC SURGERY! M2: REALLY? WHAT DID YOU CHANGE? M1: I HAD ONE OF MY NIPPLES REPLACED WITH A WOMAN'S NIPPLE. CHECK IT OUT! M1: (lifting his shirt showing one side with a "Censored" black bar on one side of his chest) WHAT THE FUCK?
Savage Chickens comic showing 2 chickens at the beach on lounge chairs, "THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL LESS LIKE SUN-BATHING AND MORE LIKE SELF-GRILLING."
Tabby cat sitting with one of its hind legs raised over its head
A man holding an orange cat with its tail in his mouth
Meredith Brooks with a guitar slung over her shoulder
"We saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe"
First image: Professor Snape (Alan Rickman) from *Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone* (2001), "I CAN TEACH YOU TO BOTTLE FAME AND BREW GLORY……" Second image: Wide-eyed Klingon
James McAvoy fanning himself
Annie Sprinkle
Guy wearing 5 birthday hats around his head with a party-blower in his mouth
R (Nicholas Hoult) from *Warm Bodies* (2013)
God looking down through the clouds, "HOLD MY BEER"
David Rose (Dan Levy) from *Schitt's Creek*, "EWW"
3 smiling judges sitting at a table each holding up a "10"
Fortune cookie opened: Error 404: Fortune not found
Agatha (Kathryn Hahn) from *Agatha All Along*, "BABIES ARE DELICIOUS"
Count Frightenstein (Billy Van) and Igor (Fishka Rais) from *Hilarious House of Frightenstein*
Drawing of a cat seated with its mouth open: Why is the Cat Screaming? 1. Why wouldn't the cat scream 2. If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing
Antique looking map with a red dragon at the bottom with the words, "HERE BE DRAGONS" printed on it
Laughing man in traditional Belgian clothing
Elton John
A street sign for "Strange St." in Toronto
Man with a beard pointing at his eyes and blinking twice
Kaa the python from the *Jungle Book* (1967)
Oliver Reed
Johnathan Crane (Killian Murphy), aka Scarecrow from the *Batman* movies
White poodle wearing a black beret and smoking a cigarette
Black and tan dachshund looking worried
Man foraging for mushrooms, "can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see god for a week."
Young Montgomery Clift
White poodle wearing a black beret smoking a cigarette
4 differently coloured standard poodles — black, orange/rust, grey and white — laying side-by-side
2 people wearing grass skirts
Bigfoot is Canadian. He was born in Sasquatchewan, Yeti never complains.