Martin Z

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Bad photoshop of the flatbed and arm from a delivery boom truck haphazardly mated to a vertically stretched quadrupedal dog-style robot with wheeled feet.
Calvin's dad on a bike doing the Onion "yes ha ha ha yes!" meme.
"Not the preferred nomenclature, dude" from The a big Lebowski.
Dexter from Dexter wearing the kill shirt.
Stephen Colbert: "Reality has a well known liberal bias"
"You're not wrong, you're just an asshole" from Big Lebowski.
"I Made a New Friend" edit that features Donnie Darko (played by Jake Gyllenhall) saying he ordered a "private taxi for my burrito"
Xkcd comic about getting email intended for older people who don't know their own email address and use yours by accident. Stick figure talking on the phone: "How did you get my number?" "Your phone bill."
2017 Dril tweet: "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them.'"
"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy" from Dick Tracey.
Chart of federal, provincial, and municipal responsibilities, showing that housing is provincial and municipal.
Map of Toronto showing all places where only single detached homes are permitted.
Hoover tank and recycler from battle zone 98 redux
"If we stop testing right now we'd have very few cases"
Pogo panel: "We have met the enemy and he is us"
From Simpsons, Moe's Tavern full of black smoke. A man falls off his stool. Moe: "Hey if you guys are getting loaded off them fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you."
surface of venus captured by Venera probes. Very yellow.
Russian Venera probe photographing the landscape on the surface of Venus. Spiky landing probe at the bottom and dark landscape spreading out under a yellow sky.
Trump tweet of a giant fake black billboard saying "IF NO ONE GOES TO JAIL WHAT INCENTIVE IS THERE NOT TO CHEAT"
Statue of sleeping Hermaphrodite at the Louvre. It's a beautiful nude woman with haphazard drapery around one arm and one leg. Also a penis.
Very sad graph of Argentine currency starting in mid 2024
The Ontario Red Ensign on gold but with the union jack swapped for an improvised β€œDish with One Spoon” wampum flag, a gold background, and the coat-of-arms shield replaced with a Trillium. Uses Ontario’s green and gold colours, but with the added purple of the wampum belt.
Xkcd Proposal for adding vomiting modifiers to Unicode emoji
Incredibly racist pixel art of Arabs.
Yes ha ha ha yes! Meme but it's Calvin's dad on a bicycle.
Golden retriever lying on a tile floor wearing an Argentina shirt.
Map of Argentina with zoomed-in detail of the Falkland Islands
Map of Argentina with zoomed in Falkland Islands.
Picture showing how tall Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Rosalina are. Heights go up in that order, with Rosalina being a full head taller than the next.
Picture of a man and daughter and wife on a jet ski Tweet: "how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entre family"
"Fuck you pay me" from goodfellas
"There's not going to be any historians you stupid slut" American Horror Story meme.
Keffals tweet about a more inclusive version of the progress pride flag but with Italian tricolour added.
Meatwad from ATHF: "I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it."
Bob the Angry Flower comic "Bombs of Love", about how killing people with bombs to make them love you *should* work but apparently does not and how ungrateful his targets are.
Large green inflatable with bulging eyes peers over the rooftops of british-looking houses in front of a grey sky.
Oglaf comic. King's court. Man presents the king with enormous wheel of cheese, and his advisor looks for excuses to build a labyrinth. Man in fluid-splattered apron bursts in "Sire! The queen has given birth to a monster!" Beat. The advisor is suddenly silently overjoyed.
"what idiot dressed you up in that outfit" from Back To The Future 3.
From the comic Girl Genius. A mad social scientist explains how deathrays and robots get all the funding from The Baron.
Haley Joel Osment talking to Bruce Willis in the movie "The Sixth Sense"
"NEAT" - a spoof of the movie poster for HEAT, but with The Simpsons, including Marge dressed as a cop and a hand holding a big potato.
"I've just sucked one year of your life away" from the movie Princess Bride.
Later, less-racist version of Batman villain Egg Fu. Yellow egg-shaped creature with cracked eyes and mouth wearing an arachnotronic exoskeleton.
Newspaper clipping from Roanoke Times, Sept 20 2004. Picture of a pregnant woman smoking a cigarette. "worries about the effect on her unborn child *from the sound of the jackhammers*" (emphasis highlighted in yellow on the clipping).
Scorched Earth: the Mother of All Games.
Torrential downpour out back.
Phantom from Love Never Dies: "TEN YEARS OOOOOOOOOOLD!"
Pictures of a tailless jet fighter doing tight manoeuvres.
"celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."
Dungeons and Dragons alignment chart featuring the current progressive justices as "good" and the current conservative appointees in the "evil" row, with Kennedy, Garland, and RBG in the "neutral" row.
Dril tweet: "Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying"
Geordie LaForge no/yes meme: No: make Pluto a planet again Yes: Make a real name for Sagittarius A*
CAP theorem slide. A distributed system can guarantee only two of: Consistency, Availability, Partition tolerance.
Floating point error in Excel
Littleface from the Warren Beatty Dick Tracey movie. A trading card of a creepy looking man in shadow with a small face on a massive head in an orangered said l suit.
Littleface from Warren Beattie Dick Tracey movie. Creepy looking man in an orange red suit with a tiny face.
"You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen"
High speed rail map of Spain, showing everything spiderwebbed out from Madrid.
Star Trek Voyager. Captain Janeway: "Coffee, black" Computer, snidely: "make it yourself."
Small domino to big domino meme Small domino: war of 1812 Big domino: Canada can't do High Speed Rail.