Brian Griffith

@qlippot.bsky.social

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Mostly a pile of hobbies and neurodivergence.

Burger King Transformer used during the promotion of the live-action Transformers movies. Transforms into a flame-broiler.
Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams, reluctant hero and constantly banged up.
Spaceman button choice meme format. One button says "End button discourse" and the other says "This one makes a noise." The spaceman is sweating the decision.
A human hand holds a horse pill, which is many times larger than a human pill
Jimothy, a Seattle raccoon with a condition that gives him a very short spine. Jimothy's doing the best he can.
Garth Marenghi at an old typewriter. Caption reads "I KNOW HOBBYISTS THAT USE SUBASSEMBLIES AND THEY'RE ALL COWARDS"
Agamemnon from Christopher Nolan's Odyssey adaptation, who has very stylized armor.
CNN screenshot of a news feed regarding the Iran war, cut off by a notice prompting the reader to subscribe to CNN's website for $30 a year or $4 a month.
Sam Neill as John Trent in the film "In the Mouth of Madness," sitting in a theater watching the film-within-a-film "In the Mouth of Madness."
Donnie Darko meme format. "I have a way to revolutionize streaming media." "Is it just cable but worse?" "It's just cable but worse."
EXAMPLE: Kharn the Betrayer is attached to a Khorne Berserkers unit and embarked within a TRANSPORT. Kharn's "The Betrayer" ability will activate, as it has no requirement to be on the battlefield and requires no visibility or measurement to another unit.
The waitress asked whether I'd like tap or sparkling water. I rolled my eyes at that one As impressed as I was with the restaurant, calling the water "sparkling" was just too pretentious — like "sparkling" crystal or a "sparkling" diamond. But I ordered the sparkling water anyway. Probably better for me. Fewer contaminants. I took one sip and literally spit it out. It was the grossest thing I'd ever tasted. I remember once getting a Diet Coke at a Subway without realizing that the fountain machine didn't have enough Diet Coke syrup. That's exactly what this fancy place's "sparkling" water tasted like. "Something's wrong with that water," I protested. "There's electricity in it." "No there isn't," said the waitress. "You silly goose.You porky pig." Everyone laughed. "I demand that you replace this water!" I yelled. And where is my ketchup, and my bib?" "You'll get your ketchup when you drink your water," she said, to the delight of all in our party, who laughed even louder this time. "Drink your water, piggy! Drink your water, piggy!" they chanted, led by the radical Marxist Lawrence Summers, who was then the president of both Harvard and Yale. They snorted in a hoglike manner, and pointed at me with mean fingers. I began to cry— bravely, but in a way that brought me shame nonetheless. It was then that the tables turned. Lawrence Summers violently overturned the table, and the others pinned me to the ground as he began to pour sparking water in my nostrils. "The bubbles!" I screamed. "It burns!" "This is what everyone in New York thinks of you," he taunted, as he turned me over and began to paddle me with a baguette on my bottom. Are you ready for your ketchup?" screamed the waitress, with malice in her voice and hate in her eyes. Sadly, I no longer Was.
Vermin Love Supreme, his actual factual government name since the 1990s. A man with an impressive beard, a snazzy sportcoat, about a dozen ties on, and a single boot on his head. A very serious candidate.
Nottingham weirdo Bill Fisher clutching a prism to his forehead and staring ominously, from the album cover to "Mass Hypnosis and the Dark Triad."
Air quality map around the Washington, DC area, showing hazardous air centered on the National Mall
Drift, a cool ninja man with a ninja plan who is sometimes a car.
Peter Dinklage as Eddie Plant in 2015's "Pixels."
Crasher, a black Porsche race car that turns into a maniacal robot lady with stompy feet.
Is it me you're looking for?
Katy O'Brian in a long leather jacket with the sleeves rolled up, a white shirt, and leather pants. She's here to show your mom a good time.
A prehistoric giant sloth, licky-style.
Freeze pops, otter pops, whatever you want to call them. Barely flavored sugar water in riotous colors. Still a rite of summer.
Diagram of how a Baltimore Snowball is put together.
Crushed flavored ice layered with marshmallow fluff in paper cups.
Cups of shaved, colored and flavored ice.
A red, white and blue popsicle shaped like a rocket ship.
A popsicle in a cardboard sleeve you gradually push it out of in order to eat it.
A waffle cone "taco" shell wrapped around fudge-striped ice cream, the open edge dipped in chocolate and crushed peanuts.
A ninja turtle ice cream bar staring into infinity with candy eyes.
Ice cream sandwich made using chocolate wafers and vanilla ice cream. Longer than it is wide.
An ice cream bar with layers of strawberry and vanilla ice cream, crusted with red and beige crunchy things.
Chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches with chocolate chips pressed into the edges.
Drumsticks. Waffle cones with a single scoop of ice cream, dipped in chocolate and crushed peanuts.
A slab of vanilla ice cream in a chocolate and puffed rice shell.
Bacon-wrapped hot dogs in a sheet pan on top of a hand cart.
Sergeant "Ripper" Jackson, a Catachan very much inspired by the film "Aliens"
Cover of "Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1" by George Michael, a black and white photograph of a large crowd of people.
American Doritos bag, bright red, "NACHO CHEESE" flavor, celebrating 250 years of unruly behavior.
Exodite Dragon Masters. Space elves riding dinosaurs. Sweet fancy Moses. What a world.
A Warriors of Chaos Lord on Chaos Dragon. A norse-styled warrior of the dark gods riding a two-headed dragon amidst a ruined city.
"ENOUGH!" "Prince Vultan! We were restraining these INVADERS-" "HE'S FLASH GORDON, YOU FOOLS! You're lucky he didn't pull your WINGS off!" "And YOU, Adrane - What are you DOING, fighting your fellow hawks?" "My fellow hawks can kick rocks. I like these WALKERS more than any of you." "Vultan, over here. I came to talk." "With your fists, eh?" "Gotta speak the local language."
A bunch of miniature Ash Williamses scurrying as the real deal tries to exterminate them. Animated GIF from Sam Raimi's Army of Darkness film.
Otter pops (also called a billion other things) plastic sleeves of sugary artificially fruit-flavored liquid in a riotous variety of covers, that you freeze and then suck on.
A fruit bat sleeping upside down while hanging from a tree branch.
Protester in a pink inflatable frog costume at the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool. Holding up on tentpoles a sign that says "FIRST THEY CAME for the ALGAE" and with the word "AMPHIFA" written on the costume's belly.
A set of French curves.
Larry the #10 chief mouser, a brown and white tabby cat who has outlasted six prime ministers.
Erika Kirk in leather pants sharing a purely platonic embrace with JD Vance.
John Blanche illustration depicting a degraded barbaric spawning of Slann with a flamethrower.
Goliath Stimmers. Big ol' drug enhance beeflog lads. One of them has stylish skull pauldrons.
A cleanup crew dealing with an algae problem at the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool. As a predictable consequence of painting the basin of the reflecting pool bright blue, algae has now turned said pool a riotous shade of green.
Three thick ice cream sandwiches made from chocolate chip cookies, an obscene amount of vanilla ice cream, and chocolate chips pressed into the sides of the ice cream.
CJ Bloomfield in partial makeup for the role of Baraka in Mortal Kombat II, smoking.
A MkVI marine. Beefy. Girthy. An absolute unit.
a plate of waffle-cut french-fried potatoes, posed seductively
Hercules and cowboy style Logan gettin' a good ol' smoocheroo on over the steaming corpse of a dead dragon.
Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun in Farscape. Facial features that would cut glass, dark hair, toned arms, big guns.
A screenshot of Sabretooth from an upcoming Marvel Comics game.