Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist

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Minnesotan. AuDHD. Pro-human. Trans rights are human rights.

Orlando Bloom as Legolas in Lord of the Rings, gonna do bow shooty
Free Palestine in the Knicks font
A parody of the NY Knicks logo reading New York Yankees Suck
A logo in blue and orange, similar to the Knicks logo, reading Yankees Suck
Facebook post from the Shakopee, MN police department. MEDIA RELEASE: This morning (May 27) at approximately 9:55 a.m. Shakopee Police officers responded to a weapons complaint at Canterbury Park. Officers found a 26-year-old male with multiple gun shot wounds. The victim was transferred to HCMC. He was attending a prayer service at the Expo. We are actively working to identify the involved individuals. Anyone with information should contact Shakopee Police Department at 952-445-1411. A patch for the Shakopee Police is at the bottom.
Debbie Mazar looking absolutely amazing in Space Truckers (1996)
Paul Reiser as Burke in Aliens, next to a tube with something gross in it
Two posters. The top is green with orange accents showing Godzilla destroying helicopters with fire breath reading ICE OUT! Lower is gradient blue text on a white background reading We Put the Ope in Hope.
The cover of How to Talk Minnesotan, a book, by Howard Mohr
A screenshot from accuweather.com, for the Payne/Phalen area of the Twin Cities. The overnight temperature will be -21 F, with a windchill below -50 F. There is an Extreme Cold Warning alert from 9pm Thursday to 12pm Friday.
A scene from Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Two people looking at ICE/FBI challenge coins and operational documents reportedly taken from an abandoned ICE vehicle
A take on the Minnesota state flag, "Laser Loon" edition. A loon, in MN state flag blues and a North Star, has a Gadsen flag snake in its beak. The snake has been decapitated by the loon's laser eyes.
A skeet from user Microwaved Brisket (powellperaltarip) shitting on Prince, which I won't repeat.
Debi Mazar in Space Truckers (1996) looking criminally attractive
A skeet from Marlo (@marlo.ooo) made a few minutes before this one. "hey don't unfollow me i just gotta do something for a sec. you can screenshot this post to share the message. thanks :)"
From user Alice in Keynes: Ever consider there could be an even bigger sense of profound betrayal in the Every Person Hurt By Trump's Policies Who Understood The Assignment Well Enough To Vote Against Them community about the trans people and other Leftist dilettantes who sat out the most consequential election of our lives?
A pink triangle on a black background. White text reads SILENCE = DEATH.
Aurora in the sky, red and green. A pair of pine trees in the foreground.
A sign in the Zohran Mamdani graphical design style, that says Teenage Ninjas for Mutant Turtles
A Tumblr post and comment. Drakensberg-blog (Nov. 28, 2012): The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor. Poupon (Nov. 28, 2012): how dare you say we piss on the poor
An incomprehensible menu in an incomprehensible AI-generated video game. The image appears to be of a military guy on a building roof in a city, looking at two HVAC systems merging into each other on a different building, where another military guy is looking at a fire escape designed by M. C. Escher.
Graham Platner's Trail Fixing Collective tattoo, on his upper right arm. The coverup of Platner's Nazi tattoo is visible on his chest.
Frame from The Simpsons, Dr. Nick is in a surgical theater with a nurse watching on. He's singing, "The knee bone's connected to the... Something..."
A spaceship built to look like a forklift flies through space which is green for some reason.
A white 3D printed ghost on a kitchen counter. The ghost has a large butt and appears to be twerking.
A dog with skinny legs and a round body is standing on its rear legs, looking a lot like the guy in an above photo who himself looks like Gru from Despicable Me due to some tragic fashion choices.
A pair of digital subway ads for Artisan, an AI company. The largest says "Stop Hiring Humans" and "The Era of AI Employees Is Here". The smaller says "Artisans Won't Spend Half the Year on Holiday". Both feature a picture meant to represent their AI assistant Ava, a femme-presenting white person.
A TMNT-style logo saying "Billy Long's not Ryan Zinke"
An Onion headline: "Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes'" Underneath, a picture of a cartoonishly attired Irish-American man with a half-drunk glass of green beer in a bar.
An image of the character Red Green, of the Red Green Show, holding a bat'leth. The supertitle reads, "Remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you honorable."
Scene from the Simpsons. Troy McClure sits on a rattan chair by a body of water. He's saying, "You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid!""
Poster for the RiffTrax presentation of Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son, altered to turn Saturn into Santa, who is devouring one of his elves.
A ceramic pie dish with two cherries in the center. Text around the outside says "This must be where pies go when they die." A pair of "R"s tell us this is from the Double R Diner from the series Twin Peaks. A 2017 trademark and copyright credit Twin Peaks directly.
A comic about Columbo surprising an astronaut murderer on another planet. The comic is from the POV of the murderer. Panel 1: The astronaut appears to have bludgeoned their four colleagues with a crowbar. Panel 2: The astronaut drives a vehicle to a building labeled Hab 01. Panel 3: The astronaut puts their hand on a panel to open the door to the hab unit. It turns green and goes "BEEP!" Panel 4: The door opens to reveal Columbo, with his standard trenchcoat and cigar, holding a packet. He says, "Sir, is this instant mashed p'tater?" The astronaut's hand is still on the panel. Panel 5: The astronaut's hand is no longer on the panel, but a bloody handprint is left behind. Columbo smiles, saying, "Lemme tellya, in our house, we have _real_ mashed p'taters every Sunday. But y'know what? I think I actually _prefer_ this stuff!" Panel 6: The astronaut attempts to wipe the blood from the panel with a cloth. Columbo says, "Don't tell Mrs. Columbo I said that, sir."
Scammer has forgotten their display name and account name are different
Natural: a hand grasping a hotdog, showing arm bones Un-natural: a hand using a mouse, showing Saddam Hussein hiding in the arm
A picture of Char Aznable from Mobile Suit Gundam, appearing to say the following from Tumblr user pathologising: "they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely"
Klaus Kinski as Count Dracula in Werner Herzog's Nosferatu (1979)
Tweet from @Burcol JACKIE CHUN CONFIRMED FOR DRAGON BALL SPARKING ZERO! weird how he looks like master roshi??? Picture is of Jackie Chun as an alternate skin for Master Roshi, who definitely doesn't thinly disguise himself as Jackie Chun on occasion.
A pan of seared Brussels sprouts
The Chad Greatest Generation challenge coin vs. whatever the hell that other one is.
A Bluesky conversation where I pointed Hunter Walker at Ed Zitron for good AI reporting, then Ed showed up and he and Hunter interacted and it was cool.
An Onion-style political cartoon. From left to right, the characters are a concerned young woman labeled "My beautiful Brazilian wife, Miku", a sinister suave man labeled "Big Homo" (holding a bag labeled "Rogaine"), an older sinister man labeled "Bald Homo", a small four limbed three eyed creature labeled "Grimp", and a resigned man labeled "Innocent Straight Men." "Bald Homo" holds a document labeled "Brazil Twitter Ban", to which "Innocent Straight Men" is replying "I guess I'll jack off to dudes now..." The artist is in the lower left corner, saying "Goon too soon."
A drawing of Vocaloid character Hatsune Miku, re-imagined as brasileira.
TMNT-style logo reading "Harvard Uni Gymchair Ringworm"
A scene from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 riff of the short The Home Economics Story
Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca
Metro News A toddler has now shot someone every week for two solid years in America
Senshi from Delicious in Dungeon / Dungeon Meshi, in a Chicago winter scene, wearing a White Sox hat and Chicago flag sweatbands, eating a Chicago dog and holding a bottle of Malort, next to The Bean.
A frankly horrific AI generated image of a vaguely orientalized woman-centaur-thing with a torso underneath her torso, attached at what would be a neck I think? Honestly you're better off not seeing this.
Dracula Flow
Poster for the movie Labyrinth
A D&D style dungeon full of marshmallow Peeps.
"Feanor did Everything Wrong" - Virgin/Chad meme featuring Feanor and Gimli from JRR Tolkien's legendarium. VIRGIN FEANOR * Creeps onto his niece asking for a strand of her hair (three times). Gets: NOTHING. * Wanted to make the Silmaril to have some shinies just for himself. * Anger issues. Can't take a no for an answer. * Stole boats and killed his kin to cross the sea. * Banished from Valinor. * Encounters the Virgin Lord of Balrogs and dies. CHAD GIMLI * Knows he should not ask for a strand of Galadriel's hair. Only does after being told to say what gift he desires. (once) Gets: THREE. * Plans to make a jewel with Galadriel's hair as a symbold (sic) of friendship between Wood and Mountain. * Becomes best friends with an elf. * Gets a ride across the sea by his best friend. * Welcomed to Valinor. * Encounters the Chad Durin's Bane and survives.