QuebecTango (yes, THAT one)

@quebectango.bsky.social

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Semi-professional flounce-artist. Cats, Lego, former world class Photoshopper now replaced by any talentless wanker who can use an AI. Holed up in Norfolk with @acemas21.bsky.social waiting for the apocalypse.

Mitch McConnell's proof of life picture except you can see the strings.
Title reads "Have you seen this cat?" Beneath that is a picture of a cat in the style of a colour-blindness test image, Beneath that it reads "If not, you may be colour blind. That said, if you're listening to this, you'd likely be grateful for even that level of blindness.
X post from Musk: SpaceX is actively hiring world\-class engineers/physicists for SpaceXAI, even if you have zero prior experience in AI\. Smart humans figure it out fast\. Please send an email with ~3 bullet points demonstrating evidence of exceptional ability to ai\_eng@spacex\.com\.
A dumpster filled with gold-painted Home Depot crap ripped from the walls and hallways of the White House.
An estate agent picture of three terraced houses, the middle one of which is smaller than the houses either side. At the top of the image it says "Reduced". You see what's funny here is it days reduced, which implies they've reduced the size of the house. Well, it does to me at least.
A January 2026 calendar that goes from the 1st to the 38th January.
A Mandalorian says, "the 4th of May be with you". The guy he's talking to replies, "are you sure that's how you're supposed to say it?" The Mandalorian replies, "this is the way". You may laugh now.
A squitten: Kitten with the head of a squirrel. It thoroughly enjoys licking its own nuts.
Pope "Weekend at Bernie's" Francis wheeled out as proof of life. Strange how he's supposedly God's main man on earth yet they're doing everything in their power to prevent him from taking his trip to pain free joy and wonderment for all eternity with his creator. It's almost as if...
Keith. Keith claims to be "friendly". Keith's profile picture is a girl taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror. Keith.
A window covered in waterslide decals. A transfer window, if you will.
Gertie. A Maine coon. 10 months old and already resembling an area rug.
A cat litter tray into which our cats have deposited an empty tub of Christmas Lurpak
Vietnamese woman wearing a denim jacket. The back of the jacket has the text "OLDFASHIONED HAMBURGER" and "nesystemweas never broket". No, I don't know either.
Darth Vader points at Hannibal, Murdock and BA of The A-Team and says, "I find your lack of Face disturbing". It's funny because Face isn't there and a Darth Vader quote is, "I find your lack of faith disturbing" so, it's a play on words, you see? Faith and Face. Laugh now.
Neglectful at best, child murderers at worst. Look kids, it's the McCanns, still commanding column inches when they should clearly be in jail.
Someone drowning in coffee - an image created in photoshop back in the good old days before AI came and stole all the glory.
Anybody can interact
Never ending January
To open slide finger under flap
A Facebook profile for someone called Jos Frans. The profile picture is of two smiling men. One is embracing the other.
A headline board from The Argus (local newspaper in Brighton & Hove) circa 2008. It reads "WOMAN DIES AT SUICIDE CLINIC".
Steve Barclay MP holding a beachball
Whistler's Mother has been violently crushed under the foot of an Imperial AT-AT. Be thankful you can't see it, it's a quite disturbing scene. You have to hope they'll clean it up before Whistler comes home.
Da Vinci's "The Last Supper". The perspective is all wrong and they are all sat on one side of a huge table and... WAIT! What's that outside?! It's an Imperial AT-AT!
The Girl with the Pearl Ear-ring but wait... what is that looming out of the darkness behind her? It's an Imperial AT-AT!
The Mona Lisa. Her enigmatic smile belies the imminent peril of the Imperial AT-AT that has just rounded the corner of the mountain road behind her.
A picture of Chris rabbit and Henry's cat. Chris: Henry's cat. Why are you yellow? Henry's cat: I've got jaundice, Chris.
Magritte's The Son of Man but behind the bowler hat wearing man is an Imperial AT-AT, its face obscured by the bowler hat wearing man in the same way that the apple is obscuring the man's face. Oh and the AT-AT is also wearing a bowler hat.
Pointillist painting of Venice with several gondolas... oh and an AT-AT going for a paddle.
Munch's Scream, only now we can see why. There's an AT-AT storming the beach!
Vincent Van Gogh's Starry Night into which I have introduced the peril of an Imperial AT-AT attack. It seems the Emperor has a particular issue with religion as the attack seems to be concentrated on the church.
Constable's Haywain under attack from an Imperial AT-AT. So far, the spaniel is unharmed.