A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee

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🐉32🐉 Pan/Gray Ace dragon. Part time raccoon. They/Them. Writer. 18+ please. Pfp by JulieKarbon.

Screenshot from IQAir app, an air quality monitoring app, showing a AQI of 420 marked "Hazardous", the highest severity ranking available. Illustrating that severity is an image on the right side showing a cartoon man's face wearing a gas mask.
Picture of relic skeleton dressed in gilded armor and posed standing with sword. Picture was taken in the Catacombs of St. Pancratius.
Screencapture of a scene from Mel Brook's Spaceballs (1987). The scene is the metatextual "we are at now" bit. The image shows Dark Helmet on the left looking directly into the camera with a bewildered expression. To his right is his second attempting to explain what is happening. Behind them is a small TV screen showing the same image captured from the film cameras using new technology that allows the characters to view the movie before its done being made. A crewman is sat at the VCR player, back to the cameras. To the right of the screen is a rack of shelves with VCR tapes on them and the name "Mr. Rental" printed above.
Infamous picture of President George W. Bush giving his even more infamous Mission Accomplished Speech on the flight deck of an American aircraft carrier. On the carrier's tower is the even even more infamous Mission Accomplished Banner where "Mission Accomplished" is tackily photoshopped over an image of the American flag.
A true horror beyond humankind's comprehension, a LTO Pringles variety that proudly announces it is beer cheeseburger flavored showing a cheeseburger on the bottom of the can and behind it, towering omniously, a Miller Lite can.
A commoner enemy from hit game Elden Ring, in profile, showing off his well-cultivated gamer neck
Due to a bug where an old page image finds it way to a different page in the Wikipedia App, it happens when a link opens the app while data was cached from a earlier in-app search, German journalist and "New Woman" Sylvia von Harden's (1894-1963), who is most known for being the subject of a painting by Otto Dix in the New Objectivist style, page image is replaced with that of a Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightening II joint strike fighter.
Screencap showing the Joker played by Jack Nicholson in Batman '89. Here, Joker is out of clown makeup revealing the horrific rictus grin he permantly has. It horrifingly resembles the same exaggerated grin on the "improved" Trump wax model.
The "Don't make me tap the sign" meme used for effect to drive the point across. The aforementioned sign reads "There isn't a mechanism available to 'cancel elections.' Focus on the real shit he's doing."
Big green dragon with rotund belly, frumpy, stout, fat
A screencap from a Simpsons episode showing a meeting of the Springfield Republican Party led by Mr. Burns. In attendance is Krusty, Dracula, among other villains.
Joke line graph showing a supposed direct correlation between monthly frequency of shark attacks and monthly number of ice cream sales at a beach. The peak of the graph is in the month of July. The implication being that ice cream is causing shark attacks but this is a classic example of the correlation equals causation fallacy as it could be that a third variable, number of visitors to the beach, is behind the rise in both variables during the summer months.
Photograph of a Ford F250 side mirror with a mature praying mantis.
Painting titled "Mexico Por La Libertad" showing a majestic golden eagle whose wings reflect the green, white, and red of the Mexican flag biting and tearing apart a Nazi German flag whose swastika is being shorn by the eagle's talon.
A screencapture from the Oblivion remaster. In the distance is the White-Gold Tower and Imperial City within the Heartlands valley. In the foreground are trees and the path leading up the hills from Weynon Priory to Bruma.
A screencapture from the Oblivion remaster showing a part of the backroad between Bruma and Chorrol. In the foreground going off to the right is a wooden plank bridge spanning white water rapids. A waterfall is in the center. Its waters feeding the lower rapids. In the background are the riding hills, then mountains, of the northern Jeralls
A screencapture taken in Cheydinhal in the Oblivion remaster. In the foreground is a covered bridge over a gentle stream. The background peeks into the Guild square showing the many two story Tudor style houses of the city.
A screencapture of the Imperial City and the White-Gold Tower in the background above the visible horizon so it appears as if it's floating. In the foreground, an Imperial legionnaire is sitting outside the Roxey Inn north of the Imperial City.
A screencapture of the interior of Sky Ruler Temple north of Bruma. It is just past twilight and most of the temple is illuminated only by the soft orange light of four large exterior braziers along thr stepped path up to the temple's great hall.
A screencapture from the Oblivion remaster showing a the remastered Oblivion gate outside Kvatch. It is far more detailed than the original and has its own innate glow that gives a real impression of heat not present in the original game.
A screencapture from the Oblivion remaster showing the view right out of the tutorial sewers north of the Imperial City. A dock and Lake Rumare lie in the foreground while the Ayleid ruins of Vilverin lay on the opposite bank. In the background are the imposing Jerall Mountains with the sun rising over them.
YTD graph of the S&P 500 showing a dramatic drop around early to mid January, followed with a volatile recovery, then another dramatic fall at the present.
Image commemorating the Transgender Day of Rememberance which is November 20. Text is in the colors of the Trans flag: pink, blue, and white. Above the text are 5 lit candles also in trans flag candles. They are reminders of the candlelight vigils held in remembrance of trans lives cut short.