ivy~

@queery.pitst.ink

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36 she/it 🦊 degenerate trans woman w/synthesizers currently seeking employment most days, i'm just happy to be here

"Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible" in impact font over a dense grid of posters for dozens of critically acclaimed movie
cisgender men are the worst
screenshot of two baja blast related skeets
Feet. Sub.
Contact Mic XXII Group Improvisational Noise A Monthly Noise Open Mic At Wax Atlas Wednesday, September 3 Doors 7:30p Noise 8:00p
Contact Mic XXI poster Wednesday, August 6 At Wax Atlas Doors 7:30P Noise 8:00P What do I need? BYO simple set-up, use our house gear, or just listen!
screenshot of a tweet. the body of the tweet is "Power toon so long to come back I started playing Balatro." in the image there are a cat astronaut figurine, a credit card, a joker, a Yu-Gi-Oh! card, a banana, and a picture of a pope above a royal flusv of clubs above a graphing calculator and the rest of the deck.
Collage-style poster for a show at Wax Atlas in Baltimore. Poison Pixy Stix, Eyerolls, 909.groovemachine (that's me!), G.T. Arpe. Monday, July 14, 2025 Doors 7:30p Noise 8:00p. $10-$15, no one turned away for lack of funds. A portion of proceeds goes to restorethe4th.org
photo of a watermelon slice covered in Tajin with several bites taken out of it. the background is blurred but clearly has two queers lube wrestling.
Julie Andrews with an acoustic guitar, singing to a group of children.
Balatro screenshot with 4.650e11 score
Balatro screenshot of the Plasma deck Ante 8 Big Blind with High Card level 4, 5 hands, 2 discards. The Jokers are Mime, Baron, Brainstorm, Holographic Blue Joker, and Hologram. The hand to be played is a Queen of Clubs, and helf in hand are two Steel Kings of Spades, a Wild King of Spades, a Steel King of Hearts, a King of Hearts, and a King of Clubs
successful tutorial run in Balatro for mobile, with DNA, Rocket, Bull, Hologram, and Baseball Card, $208, round 25, and a best hand of 776,714
image of a woman being turned into a dog when she gets scritched on the back of the neck where the thumb of the hand strokes her face; it has a tag from the artist "Amo403"
4 Checked items Tetsuo: The Iron Man by Shinya Tsukamoto (1989) Titane by Julie Ducournau (2021) The Abyss by James Cameron Network by Sidney Lumet (1976)
distorted variation of the "Waiter! Waiter!" meme saying "waiter! waiter! more Improvisational noise please!!" to the left of the pitbull reads: Contact Mic XVI monthly Improvisational noise open mic Wednesday March 5, 2025 Doors 7:30p Noise 8:00p Wax Atlas (5523 Harford Rd) We provide the stage, You provide the magic
amazon search for "heated dining chair" returned unheated wooden chairs as the first non-sponsored result
The same poster, but with show elements removed; the bottom text now reads "you want to come oooooo"
the Joker from Balatro smoking a rainbow cigarette with the 5 editions of joker. the text "WE OUT HERE SMOKING THAT" preceeds a Jumbo Buffoon Pack, and the lower left corner reads "$-17"
Relevant info: Contact Mic XV at Wax Atlas on 02.05.25; doors 7:30p, jams 8:00p; "we provide the gear, you provide the magic~" Event flyer with significant digital distortion. The center image is of Makima from Chainsaw Man, reclining at her desk with her feet in stockings and resting on the desk, holding a leash that extends toward the viewer. On top her face is the Wax Atlas logo. On her feet is the aforementioned information about Contact Mic XV. On either side of the image is a speckled orange rectangle with yellow text. The top text is "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," and the bottom text is "you want to come make improvisational noise with strangers oooooo."
Cropped screenshot of a Discord message reading "may i bark for you afterwards?"
meme of a boy ("YOUR WIFE") at a crossroad; to the left there is a shining castle ("FUCKING YOU"), and to yhe left there is a shadowy castle in a dark storm with purple lightning ("FUCKING THE MAGIC CORPSE YOU JUST SOLD A MANSION TO").
queerivy's five star Letterboxd review of The Princess Bride (1987), rewatched December 23, 2024 the detail i noticed this time is that during the second kink scene, when Humperdink sets the suck machine to 50, and Christopher Guest yells "not to fifty!" well so anyway, Christopher Guest starts out upset that his new special toy is gonna die, but then when the camera cuts back to him he's like "yeah, ok, i'm into it." I think it's neat Rob Reiner's vision included that bit, and it's details like that that make this movie such an enduring classic.
a 12 box grid where the rows and columns form intersections to make short sentences based on zodiac signs the columns are try me: Aries Sagittarius Cancer "don't": Capricorn, Leo, Aries, Scorpio please": Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Libra "why would you": Taurus, Aquarius, Cancer, Pisces rows are "talk to me": Capricorn, Gemini, Taurus "ignore me": Leo, Virgo, Aquarius "try me": Aries, Sagittarius, Cancer "love me": Scorpio, Libra, Pisces
Galileo, a black and white cat, perched on the back of a couch yawning
a bedroom with purple and blue lights and an led fox in a neon style
sideways image of a waffle house waffle, cup of coffee with cream, and hashbrowns all the way on a counter at a waffle house
The interior of Wax Atlas, a record store that doubles as a DIY venue. The walls are red, and there is a mural of their logo on the back wall. Three people are setting up to play: one on drums, one on cello, and one on a modular synth setup.
screenshot of a snapchat conversation between me and "Juan" Text: Juan: Can you still cum me: yes but it's blood when i cum because i cut off my balls Juan: Show me me: i don't have a video, but it's like that one bit in Rejected where the cloud person is telling everyone to dance and that life is good and then his anus starts bleeding and he drowns in his own butt blood. you know what i'm talking about? Juan: Take a video now Below the text is a video i saved to chat of the cloud person from Rejected drowning in his own butt blood. The default sticker is three red hearts.
selfie of a white woman with auburn hair and blue eyes wearing transparent rose gold glasses, a pink paisley bandana around her neck, and a blue/light blue raglan. she is leaned off camera so only half her face is visible, and she has pulled back her bandana to reveal a red and purple hickey in the classic shape of lips or a crab's shell. she is sitting on a beige couch, with manga and lego flowers on a white kallex bookshelf behind her.
a simple computer desk with two 24" monitors, one horizontal and one vertical, against a wall, and a large 60" television mounted to the wall above tjem
a white woman with copper colored transparent plastic glasses and a dark blue shirt and shoulder-length auburn hair showing off a hickey on the side of her heck
facebook marketplace listing "Truly boob polish," described as "vegan boob firmer n tightener from ulta," for $25 from over a week ago in Baltimore, MD. the images of the product show a pink-ish purple, fluffy sibstance in a transparent jar with a gold lid. the jar's label reads "ACAI YOUR BOOBIES."
a negative covid-19 test
Screenshot of an Instagram advertisement for a King-sized Purple RejuvenatePremier(TM) Mattress. The price is partially cut off but is clearly $8,995.
An extended screenshot of a Plex library collection of all 13 The Fast and the Furious movies including both all 10 flagship movies, which have a coordinated set of posters, and the three expanded universe movies. The poster for the collection is a greyscale low-angle shot of a car with a group of unidentifiable people in the distance beyond the car seen through the gap between the gravel and the bottom of the car. The background for the collection is a group of 10 Vin Diesel impersonators who released a viral video of themselves all saying "Family" 100 times.
Facebook Marketplace advertisement for Gamescent, an aromatherapy accessory for video games, for $85 from over a week ago in Glen Burnie, MD. The full description is cutoff, and the displayed text is "Amazon has it for $150 selling for $95. Bought and just not a fan. Looking to get at least some of my $$ back. Local Glen burnie will provide pics upon"
a movie poster for Sonic the Hedgehog 3 where Sonic and Shadow are racing down the side of a glass skyscraper, their residual energies (Blue/White and Red/Yellow) forming a "3" in the background while the rivals kiss