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Mamoswine, Pokémon #473. A brown, furry quadruped with big mammoth tusks, a piglike nose, and blue coloration around its eyes
Bono Vox, out of the U2nd amendment, pointing
a screenshot of green mountain coffee’s official webpage which prominently features the most dogshit ai-generated cup of coffee you may have ever seen
Smough and Ornstein from Dark Souls. Two warriors clad in golden armour. One resembles a large fat bald man and wields a giant hammer. One resembles an anthropomorphic lion and wields a long spear.
a giant martian slug with long glowy eyestalks
old spaceman Degwin Zabi, clad in sunglasses and fancy clothes, asking his greedy commander-in-chief son if he knows about Adolf Hitler from History and how everyone under his command will want to kill him if he remains on his current course of action
Enigma, a monster from Super Mario RPG. It is a purple and brown batlike monster composed of many smaller little guys
Titans Return legends class Seaspray, a yellow, white, and blue robot, holding his perfect “pizza box” accessory. Perched atop said accessory is the pizza accessory from Transformers x TMNT Autobot(?) Party Wallop, who is in the background.
The starship Ebon Hawk from Star Wars: Knights of the old Republic
Tripredacus the ultra class Beast Wars toy threatening you with a good time
FAT WORM blows a sparky
snatched Matthew Bennell as portrayed by Donald Sutherland in the film Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
Sonny the Cuckoo Bird looking mad
Brandy the pig and Nicholas Cage in the 2021 film “Pig”
Slave I (Jango Fett colors) (Star Wars)
US President Richard Nixon claiming he is not a crook